hard to believe we're half way though janurary already 发布 ·3个小时之前

All empty words and all rhymes will fade
As the light of last candle flickers away
If the story is over, this chapter my last
Let it be my best one, let it be my own 🎶 发布 ·14个小时之前

Seasons they come seasons they go
Observing them in their perfect flow
Changing my life as they pass me by
Drying my tears letting them die
In the sunrise I am born again
In the sunset I die again 🎶 发布 ·14个小时之前

POG !!!! 发布 ·22个小时之前

If we can go one fucking week without American society humiliating itself, I will eat my own foreskin 发布 ·1天前

I am back^^ 发布 ·2天前

2 更多 weeks and I’ll be moving with my sister and away from my toxic family members✌️😎 发布 ·2天前

Do I strike women?
Why absolutely
If they wanna throw down in the Thunderdome, 显示 off their skills, who am I to turn them away?
That's called gender equality
And the fact that 你 think women can't stand against a man in a fight
Well who's the sexist one here, ya sexist piece of shit 发布 ·2天前

ever get scared about the pandemic just remember.. Least it's not BLACK DEATH 发布 ·3天前

I'm making a deal with myself to stop watching rick and morty for a bit.. I think it's starting to depress me considering I'm already down from the pendemic lockdown, and should stop watching a 显示 as negative feeling as them.. 发布 ·4天前

For the Super Bowl this year, have all the teams log onto Rocket League and stream it lel 发布 ·4天前

what a crazy 年 发布 ·5天前

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NIGER?! 发布 ·7天前

Birthday check! ✋ And my 23rd Anniversary is a fact lmao.

Hope everyone has a great 日 !!!! 发布 ·7天前

So Texas finally decided to have some snow now, eh? 发布 ·7天前

Remember when 你 were 12, and
got the last limited edition super-choco super bar? But it went
missing the 日 你 came 首页 to eat it?
It was ME Barry!
I SNUCK INTO YOUR FRIDGE TO FINISH IT OFF BEFORE
FRAMING YOUR PARENTS!!! 发布 ·8天前

I'm Captain Lou Albano talking to 你 about drugs. Kids, don't be afraid to say no. Anyone who asks 你 to use drugs is not your friend. Drugs can and will kill. Remember, don't be afraid to turn to your priest, your rabiah, your minister. Your moms, your dads, your teachers. Because drugs can kill, and if 你 do drugs, 你 go to hell before 你 die.
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please 发布 ·10天前

Never. Online. Dating. Again. Not even trying any longer... 发布 ·10天前

Accidantally tried pot.. ended up in hospital.. no really, Rick and Morty got me paranoid as shit and ended up needing a hospital visit.. thank god I found out I was only high without knowing.. thought it was somethin worse.. 发布 ·11天前

well, we're a week into 2021 and.... Trump and his supporters already decide to fuck up big times.
dear sweet Jesus, i hope and pray this isn't a sign of how the rest of the 年 is like. *fingers crossed* 发布 ·11天前

One Week within 2021 发布 ·11天前

howdy y'all! i'm back after a 5-day break. was outta town with my family 发布 ·11天前

It's been so long that I feel like my acc is almost dead XD 发布 ·11天前

What up, y'all? How's it going for ya in the brand new 年 so far? Still enjoying the fact that that nightmare hellish 年 known as 2020 is finally history? 发布 ·11天前

你 know
When I was a kid and saw grown ups getting angry about politics, actually throwing out theories, talking about cash and all that, I thought adults were way dumber than kids and I never wanted to be one
Now, in the political climate of the 20s, I've come to realize
Child me was 更多 right than he ever even realized
Fuck adults! 发布 ·12天前

When we have our impatience and complaints about the quarantine, while 动物 are using it as an opportunity to roam freely in places they weren’t allowed to before. @_@ 发布 ·12天前

Canada24 is still an asshole, why is he still here 发布 ·13天前

You're not just a clown
You're the entire circus 发布 ·13天前

Least in Jet-Black, and a few others I finally have people two, I may finally have people to enjoy Korn with.. Metal is too heavy for most of my family, and even my sister isn't into it anymore.. 发布 ·14天前

脸谱 mods are taking their sweet time when removing fake accounts 😒 发布 ·14天前

Okay, but guys, consider it
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It's a convincing argument, 你 gotta admit. 发布 ·14天前

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I've been binge watching Rick and Morty most of the pendemic, and now I heard there's an easter egg in my little pony, a 显示 I use to watch, mostly in secret. I wouldn't put it past Rick's abilities, just not sure why he'd be there.. Unless Morty forced them, which honestly would sound about right, Morty wanting to go somewhere happy and innocent.. 发布 ·15天前

I really should get back to writing.. it may be only fanfiction, but I still take pride in them.. 或者 try to at least.. For now it's easier than having to actualy make one.. not there yet 发布 ·16天前

So 你 decided to disappear for a whole 年 and then have the audacity to say Goodbye after making me worry for a fucking 12 months?

I am happy 你 are alive.
Just wished 你 说 it from the start. 发布 ·17天前

It was fun dropping my 问题 quickly XD goodnight will see 你 around later^^ 发布 ·17天前

Black-eyed peas, chicken, cornbread, dumplings, cabbage, and salt pork for dinner. What's everyone having for their New Year's feast? 发布 ·17天前

Are 你 feeling lonely?
Then come visit my site
I'm not afraid of two Jacks, an Observer, and Midnight.
I'm as crazy as an ape on this track, just check the links
You'll find 更多 than 你 bargained for when 你 come for the kinks
I'll perform a seance to tell this moose that he's just useless
Any attack from a hack and his jacked 老友记 on me is fruitless
When 你 find my site you'll be tongue tied like when I rap and diss
This staticy kid's so lonely I bet he would try and fap to this 发布 ·17天前

HAPPY NEW 年 Y'ALL!!
thank god 2020 is done and over with. let's hope 2021 offers us something good 发布 ·17天前

Happy New Year, ya'll!!! Thank God 2020 is finally over with. I sure hope to Christ that everything will be back to normal this year. Please God no 更多 Coronavirus this and COVID-19 that. We cannot take no more. We've been had enough of it already from the start 发布 ·17天前

Happy New Years
And Happy New Fears, 给 how things have gone so far this decade 发布 ·17天前

Wishing everyone a very Happy New 年 2021! May y'all have all the best.~ 💖🙌🎆🎉🥂☀️🍀 发布 ·17天前

HAPPY NEW 年 发布 ·18天前

I don't know about 你 uys, but using 谷歌 Maps to pretend you're traveling somewhere is fun :) 发布 ·18天前

oh thank Christ! we're here! only a few hours left, and 2020 will be over. thank fucking god! this abysmal 年 is finally ending. thank 你 God almighty! 发布 ·18天前

Oh, hi, I didn't see 你 there...
That's what 你 were expecting me to say, right?
What, 你 think I didn't hear 你 stumble in here, mouth agape, expecting a classy intro when 你 don't even give me a hello
你 think you're fucking cute when 你 do.
Come here, pussy. I'll 显示 你 cute! 发布 ·18天前

I'm on lockdown for Janurary.. I guess it'll be a time to start up RDR2.. Gonna need it 发布 ·20天前

If God is so damn great and powerful, why hasn't he accepted 由 offer to fight?
Yeah, that's right, I'm calling 你 out, God!
Quit being a coward and fight me!
And if your son wants to throw down, I'll take him on too! 发布 ·21天前

Funny how life works.. I wouldn't be here if I wasn't extremely bored that one 万圣节前夕 in 2012 发布 ·21天前

I finally Coraline.. Was expecting a bit 更多 after all getting so many recommendations over the years.. But still a great film nontheless.. 发布 ·21天前

well janurary is lockdown again... no jokes, I'm just sad about it 发布 ·22天前

Gravity Falls Season 3: Back in Alameda County Edition
Ep 1: Dipper gets into a police chase on I-880 at a sideshow at 2am 发布 ·22天前

Hey, man
A pervert is just a regular guy who got caught
Who the fuck are 你 to judge 发布 ·22天前

so there's this girl i had in the same class from my first 年 of college. i really wanna ask her out, but damn it, i'm too nervous 发布 ·22天前

As awful as this 年 is overall, this 圣诞节 was one of better ones. I finally get to spend some quality time with my parents! 发布 ·23天前

I needed 圣诞节 this yeah, it's been a rough 年 发布 ·24天前

Merry Chrismas
I don't know who this Chris guy is 或者 why he's so special
But Merry Chrismas anyway 发布 ·24天前

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! :D :D 发布 ·24天前

Wishing everyone a very Merry 圣诞节 and Happy Holidays!~ 💝🎄☃️🎅 发布 ·24天前

@Nonoobs/MikasaAOT245 你 really must have a failed life. 你 are fail trolling users on a dead site. Is your life truly that amazingly useless that 你 你 have to keep it up? Wow that's not even annoyance I feel for 你 but utter pity. I would tell 你 to get a life and get laid but I can't imagine anyone liking 你 或者 actually willing to allow 你 to fuck them. Let go of that butthurt. Maybe once 你 do. Maybe just maybe people would actually care about you. 发布 ·25天前

Just because it's 圣诞节 time, my mom is finally gonna let me have a 玛格丽塔 for the first time tomorrow. I wonder what it'll be like. I know I don't actually look a 日 over 30 but just because I don't look old enough to drink, doesn't mean I'm not. But y'all know how parents are. No matter how old we get, we still look like 5 年 olds in their eyes. But I literally look like 14 years old in everybody's eyes. I sure hope this stuff will taste good 发布 ·25天前

I wish everyone a great 圣诞节 full of safety, comfort, relaxation and love. 发布 ·25天前

>Most exhaust "kits" are just overglorified mufflers with an exhaust pipe attached to it 发布 ·25天前

圣诞节 is the best time of year
i know it's cliched, but it's true 发布 ·25天前

I can't believe people are growing out of Christmas, for me i'm sorta growing out of 万圣节前夕 not Christmas.. I'll always 爱情 this holiday! ^^ 发布 ·26天前

well, today was a slow 日 for this club 哈哈 发布 ·27天前

Hey, fossils in Congress
When you're eating the asshole of the fossils in the entertainment industry, don't forget to blow the dust out so 你 don't get any in your mouth 发布 ·27天前

I'm going to have your 屁股 if 你 don't stop messing around with those cosplaying rejects from a porno 发布 ·27天前

Donald J. Trump: the president who brought election years to a whole new literal meaning. 发布 ·27天前

Guys please enjoy yourselves,Have a 安全 christmas😎as for me I'm going to enjoy a long 屁股 break.😸👋🏼 发布 ·28天前

Girls Night Out: Oh my god, Stacy, I think I'm pregnant. But this 玛格丽塔 is so good
Boys Night Out: link 发布 ·28天前

嘿 baby
are 你 a shower?
'cause i'd like to turn 你 on

*drops mic* that's my time, ladies and gentlemen! 发布 ·28天前

''Doesn't make sense but it makes dollars.'' 发布 ·28天前

A sentence that has eight words in it. 发布 ·29天前

Well, like they say in Brooklyn
Better to get cancelled than cancer 发布 ·29天前

Good morning 😸 发布 ·1个月前

Whenever I need a good laugh I read one of those ''video games create killers'' articles.. It's not real, it doesn't work like that in real life.. 发布 ·1个月前

just saw Wolfwalkers today.... easily my pick for best animated movie of the 年 发布 ·1个月前

Reject Humanity,Return to Monke 发布 ·1个月前

howdy folks! 发布 ·1个月前

Hey, what's up? 发布 ·1个月前

Merry 圣诞节 (in case I'm not able to say it 下一个 week)! 发布 ·1个月前

Just as all hope seemed lost, my brothers gift finally arrived in the mall 发布 ·1个月前

I cannot be the only one who's seen Jingle Jangle on Netflix.. I cannot stop listening to the soundtrack--... And I liked it to the point I've decided to place Buddy as my pfp.. Help- 发布 ·1个月前

I 爱情 Christmas! I cannot wait for it to come around! 发布 ·1个月前

only a week left 'til Christmas. damn, how time flies! 发布 ·1个月前

I 爱情 Korn, yet I can not stand their song ''twist''.. I just hate whenever John does that. 发布 ·1个月前

Reminder that Tom Tillis will suck your dick for $2000
That may sound like a lot, but when 你 remember that this man is the public toilet for Disney, Comcast, and 更多 multi-billionaire dollar conglomerates, $2000 ain't shit. 发布 ·1个月前

the prideful side of me finds myself the perfect shade of gothic.. I like spooky 视频 and scary music, heavy metal, and band shirts.. But I don't go around talking about how fucked the world is and wearing black makeup.. That's weird 发布 ·1个月前

this is the last time I do online shopping.. still hasn't arrived, and I payed in november 发布 ·1个月前

that moment when 你 poke a girl's belly button 由 accident.... 发布 ·1个月前

*Hugs everyone here*
😎
Just a hug no one says anything about 接吻 fuck off. 发布 ·1个月前

i used to have a crush back in high-school that i didn't get a chance with. she got together with somebody else from my class 发布 ·1个月前

My world destruction senses are tingling, and now I have the urge to blame a president for something. 发布 ·1个月前

你 can't poison your liver if 你 remove it first
Now I can drink all the booze I want and no body, including my own body, can stop me 发布 ·1个月前

On Monday, we get ready to livestream the first ever hundred thousand legal page, paper civil war. 发布 ·1个月前

i officially like Helluva Boss 更多 than Hazbin Hotel 发布 ·1个月前

I miss I could make 视频 on youtube.. I don't really have a way to post anymore.. Hadn't made one sense like 2014 或者 something, whatever my old account was 发布 ·1个月前