Sometimes I remember that I'm 19 and that means I've been on this fossil of a site for 7 years, give 或者 take. 发布 ·3个小时之前

Welp, another proactive night on Random. XD

I'm off to play a game of LoL, then go to bed. Sleep tight my fellow Randomers <3 发布 ·7个小时之前

Fuck I wish I was a god. I'd be the best god ever, like I'd just let everyone do whatever the fuck they wanted and I'd just fly around and spread joy and annoyance everywhere. XD 发布 ·9个小时之前

Which campers will survive and which will get seven days in the sexnasium. Find out tonight on Total Drama Epstein's Island 发布 ·12个小时之前

Who got the apples? 发布 ·18个小时之前

Who got the sandwiches? 😂 发布 ·19个小时之前

People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives. 发布 ·22个小时之前

A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss! 发布 ·22个小时之前

Remember the difference between a boss and a leader; a boss says 'Go!' - a leader says 'Let's go! 发布 ·22个小时之前

Everyone was all hyped on cash discounts now it's all card discounts lmfao. 发布 ·1天前

Okay, listen kids
Your parents tell 你 never to go with strangers
But 你 know who else went with strangers?
Luke Skywalker
So if a total stranger tells 你 to go with them, maybe go with them
你 may find yourself on a fun adventure 发布 ·1天前

Rest in peace for those who died in Beirut explosion and may God give speedy recovery for the injured ones. 发布 ·1天前

And now for my most EVIIIIL plan!

I'm going to make Hillary Clinton dry twerk on the entire, TRI STATE AREA!! Muahahaha–

Wait wut? 发布 ·1天前

NoNoobs is my grandma. Be nice to her. 发布 ·1天前

嘿 girls and the occasional guy
Don't forget that when you're sucking off your man, always remember the words of an artist living in a junkyard...
What 你 currently have in your mouth is art 发布 ·1天前

- What are your plans for today?
- Me and a friend of mine are going to buy some glasses.
- After that?
- After that we'll see. 发布 ·2天前

I just ate dark 浓情巧克力 and coffee two 苦 things just like life in 2020

XD 发布 ·2天前

Anyone ever have this feeling that's like an itch about something, but the something sounds so dumb that 你 try not to think about it too much? But the problem with that is that same itch is usually right 或者 damn near directly on the mark?

Yeah, so I've been feeling a lot of that. 发布 ·2天前

One can never under-estimate how good it is to lie down, smash back some noodle canteen and then watch ASMR while surfing the internet :D

I should call it 'how to win at life' 101. 发布 ·2天前

I ƿant to sæ who can underst& ðis ƿall post. Do ȝou know ƿut I'm tryiŋ to say? If ȝou do, plæse læve a comment. Þank ȝou! 发布 ·2天前

Sup, minions. 发布 ·2天前

Darkness never fades....I'm always watching just look behind you... ;) 发布 ·2天前

My friend 说 that he gave his girlfriend a lovely creampie
And it made her happy
And knowing they were happy made me happy
I hope 你 all have a lovely creampie 发布 ·2天前

Reasons why 意大利面 is the superior food:

Reason #1: it just is xD

.....no, i'm not sorry. 发布 ·2天前

Stop fapping and answer my new questions. 发布 ·3天前

Who's idea was it to give hurricanes names lke Jerry, Andrew, and Sandy.. ''Yeah, my house was destoried 由 'Jerry''. 发布 ·3天前

I swear it would be awesome to be a bird. I'd be all like,

FLAP MY MUTHA FUCKIN WINGS,
flap, flap flap flap–
FLAP THESE MUTHA FUCKIN' WINGS,
flap, flap, flap flap–
WORMS IN THE GROUND TASTE LIKE SOME GREENS,
flap, flap flap flap
NOT A PIGEON BUT I SHIT ON DREAMS
Flap, flap flap flap

And then I hit a green Mario pipe and die. 发布 ·4天前

I'm gonna destroy your boyhole
With the power of my Stand, 『R A M R A N C H』 发布 ·4天前

Gonna leave this here: https://youtu.be/ttcAebptKM4 😂 发布 ·4天前

Good morning folks. Actually, it's already technically afternoon. XD 发布 ·4天前

I'm watching GRAVEDGR @ Rampage 😎🔥 发布 ·4天前

Man, that was a good calzone from Marco's. 发布 ·4天前

Is he gone *holds a water gun* 发布 ·4天前

Anyway, I'll continue my streak of weirdness tomorrow. I should probably go to bed. XD 发布 ·5天前

Like, last year, used to drive the work 面包车, 范 and make DBZ noises while doing so. 发布 ·5天前

Why do I write the things that I do? In all honesty, I have no idea. I guess I really am an A-class weirdo. 发布 ·5天前

I spin, jump, and get apples. 发布 ·5天前

I am Calypso, and I thank 你 for playing Twisted Metal. 发布 ·5天前

你 know that moment when 你 want to relax but 你 end up stressing yourself more?

XD 发布 ·5天前

你 people haven't lived the true gamer paradise until 你 experience Hot Chick Heaven like my homie, Guptil89 发布 ·5天前

*repost*

The whole "accept me as I am" shtick is severely taken advantage of.
Imagine an over 490+ lb man/woman going, "If 你 really love/care about me then me you'd accept that I've picked up this weight from years of not taking care of myself.".

婊子, 子 nah, 你 better accept this 沙拉 and three 年 subscription to weight watchers because I know 你 miss actually seeing your legs let alone your feet. Put the fucking grease down and take care of yourself goddamn 发布 ·6天前

When it ain't that bad, It could always be worse
I'm runnin outta gas, hardly anything left
I hope I make it 首页 for work
So tired of being so tired🎶 发布 ·6天前

WUBBA WUBBA DUB DUB!!! 发布 ·6天前

Dreamtime is back on Gmail.. So turns out she never actually left 发布 ·6天前

Finished fasting 日 of Arafat.
Feels good^^ 发布 ·7天前

I woke up this morning. My computer crashed, and most of my stuff has been gotten rid off... 😒 发布 ·7天前

I think this should be 年 of the duck. Any 年 should be about ducks. Why? Because ducks are awesome. Now, I shall waddle off to go pick little bits of stuff out of the river. 发布 ·7天前

Hey, here's a horrifying concept for you
Growing 更多 识骨寻踪 on 最佳, 返回页首 of the 识骨寻踪 你 already have inside your body
I refuse to elaborate any further. Whatever 你 can come up with is far worse than me giving 你 the satisfaction of an answer 发布 ·7天前

So, is uploading 图片 just not working in forums, 或者 is it elsewhere too? 发布 ·7天前

I finally got a new phone, but now I can't use it cause nobody knows my damn appleID, and it won't sync to my computer 发布 ·7天前

Okay,for some reason uploading 图片 on your 个人资料 gallery works when 你 are in Microsoft Edge XD 发布 ·8天前

The Ocean Feeds 由 Afewseconds/COLA/Sundae

Tides rise high overhead
Legs fail to imitate fins
Blue jaws devour me. 发布 ·8天前

So I discussed the inability to 上传 图片 for one day
And then the website fucking crashes for seven hours straight when I plan on getting real work done
Yeah, this is the quality I've stuck around for six years for 发布 ·8天前

I've been here a long time.. And I keep seeing that guy, Crazedsitcomfan, every time I view anywhere on fanpop. And their always asking dumb questons.. kinda weird 发布 ·8天前

I couldn't give a single solitary uniquely lone existing picture posting pancake burning over toasted pot smoking pan bending pen breaking clustered glory fuck from last week right now.

It feels great😂 发布 ·9天前

One of these days, I want wagyu. (Good thing I can find some here in Texas.) 发布 ·9天前

Finish what 你 start!
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a 浓情巧克力 cake.

I feel better already. 发布 ·9天前

If meat is murder...
.
...then is cake battery? 发布 ·9天前

I only drink on days that start with "T"
Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday. 发布 ·9天前

So a pirate walks into a bar and sits down 下一个 to a man.
The man says, How did 你 get your peg leg?

The pirate says, A 大炮, 加农炮 blew me leg straight off.

The man asks, How did 你 get your hook?

The pirate says, I 迷失 it in a sword fight.

The man asks, How did 你 get your eye patch?

The pirate says, I was looking at the clouds and a seagull pooped in my eye. 发布 ·9天前

for blackie XD

Just pooped my pants.
Which is weird, because I don't even remember eating them. 发布 ·9天前

2020 is a weird year
5 years 以前 i entered a bank in a mask and i got forced to quarantine for years, today i got praised for it.. weird times to be alive 发布 ·9天前

We should re-download 2020
Because it has a virus 发布 ·9天前

2020 has a new calendar out
January

February

Lockdown

December 发布 ·9天前

Knock, knock
*shouting thru door*
Just leave it outside, Thank you! 发布 ·9天前

Welp, I have internet again. What should I do with my regained power? 发布 ·9天前

When the words come up my throat
I learn to choke and 吞, 燕子 my pride, say you're right all along
或者 you're gonna go off, gonna go off like a timebomb 发布 ·9天前

I'll finally go back to the college campus on the 24th. 发布 ·9天前

How'd most of my outlets in my room go out? 🤨 发布 ·9天前

ooga booga penis 发布 ·10天前

嘿 so is anyone else having consistent issues with uploading 图片 to ANYTHING on this website?
Because this has been going on for days, possibly weeks now, and it's starting to become a real pain 发布 ·10天前

MY HAIR!
*cough cough*
MY LUNGS! 发布 ·10天前

你 know, the thing. 发布 ·10天前

Happy 35th anniversary She-Ra. 发布 ·10天前

I'm gonna 取消 that 婊子, 子 President Nixon on Twitter
Who's with me? 发布 ·11天前

I've come to collect 你 发布 ·12天前

She just want to say hi.

https://i.imgur.com/SLezcQr.mp4 发布 ·12天前

✨
Someone holds me 安全 and warm
马 prance through a silver storm
Figures dancing gracefully
Across my memory
✨ Far away, long ago
Glowing dim as an ember
Things my 心 used to know
Things it yearns to remember ✨ 发布 ·13天前

That feeling when you're giving a helping hand but it comes back fingerless. 发布 ·13天前

Wonder if there's someone out there who gets his/her rocks off to Karens going on tangents? 🤔 发布 ·13天前

Guys I got a new metal for random!

Get in the line because I am ready to receive gifts *waits*
please don't give a microwave windwakerguy430 lmao 发布 ·14天前

For the folks that were actually able to sleep, good morning! 发布 ·14天前

Good night everyone. 发布 ·14天前

The Good, The Bad, and the Fuck Ugly
My 最喜爱的 movie 下一个 to Gilbert 葡萄 2: 葡萄 Gets Gaped 发布 ·14天前

Twitter is truly a toxic place. Way too much dangerous thinking and the way people act...Idk, but Twitter doesn't feel like people under the age of 18 should ever use. I feel like they'll grow up with this screwed up mindset. Heck, its too toxic for me nowadays and I play League of Legends! If I wasn't sharing 任天堂 Switch content and looking at mice/rat pictures on there, I wouldn't touch Twitter at all. 发布 ·14天前

If one were to gape into the abyss
The abyss also gapes 你 发布 ·15天前

So the doctor 说 that I should consult with a nutritionist about a diet of bananas and nuts.

I told him that that diet's for women and gay men and he looked at me like I had smacked his child and called his wife Richard.

Yes, this is a joke XD 发布 ·15天前

I changed my icon; it worked for me :) 发布 ·15天前

While I'm @ ppl. @Nuri How u add image? Mine is doing that glitch thing again where I can't add them 2 polls. 发布 ·15天前

@Ranty-cat Y u no have icon? How am I supposed to envision who u'd cosplay if u have no character to visualize 你 as!? Right now u are literally a white silhouette in my mind! 发布 ·15天前

Shows a message from 谷歌 while trying to 上传 image and prevents me from uploading. The message conveys that this site is outdated, unreliable and will soon be completely canceled. No one will be able to access this site anymore. 发布 ·15天前

"See? We got people from a lot of cities here. People are moving here to work!"

I dunno, Sergeant General Karen, I don't think people are intentionally coming here to work a near minimum wage box moving job.

t. former mail employee who accidentally levelled an order, put it in the storage bay, marked it as received, and never got in trouble kek. 发布 ·15天前

has ths club always been this active.. Feel like I'm part of a group now XD 发布 ·15天前

Hey, 你 ever read those fairy tales about how someone "died of a broken heart" because the 爱情 of their life that they met at first sight was sent to far away lands?
Those people are pathetic
你 let yourself go over some poor girl 你 met at the market for like a day. Get over it, simp. There's plenty of girls on Tinder 发布 ·16天前

''I will run, I will climb, I will soar
I'm undefeated, ooh
Jumping out of my skin, pull the chord
Yeah I believe it, ooh
The past is everything we were
Don't make us who we are
So I'll dream, until I make it real
And all I see is stars
It's not until 你 fall that 你 fly
When your dreams come alive you're unstoppable
Take a shot, chase the sun, find the beautiful
We will glow in the dark turning dust to gold
And we'll dream it possible
Possible, ooh
And we'll dream it possible'' 发布 ·16天前

“What is 下一个 to ecstasy?
Pain.
What is 下一个 to pain?
Nothingness.
What is 下一个 to nothingness?
Hell.” 发布 ·16天前

“All right, then, I'll go to hell.” 发布 ·16天前

“The path to paradise begins in hell.” 发布 ·16天前

“Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.” 发布 ·16天前

“I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea.” 发布 ·16天前