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Eazy-Efan 说 …
One 蚱蜢 told another about eating corn. It went in one ear and out the other. 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight. 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Moar puns pls. 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Have 你 ever heard of an honest cheetah? 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
smoke dynamite and really blow your mind 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 说 …
Having your hand amputated must be a handful 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 评论…
link 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
theres a new tv program about oragami. it's called pa-per view 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
It's OK to watch an 象, 大象 bathe as they usually have their trunks on. 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 说 …
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Hey get out! We don’t want your type in here!" 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
where do 图书 sleep?
under their covers 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 说 …
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J9FNLF-5oE‎ 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Where do 你 find giant snails? On the ends of giants’ fingers.
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i knew someone who worked at a company making blankets. he 迷失 his job when the company folded 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 说 …
don't let Macklemore grab our hands, he can't hold us 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
I 偷了 his coat, call that jack it 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Shorty wants my skittles, she trying to taste the waynebow. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
how do 你 train a bunch of elite dentists in the army?
你 give them a drill instructor 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 评论…
how long will the puns go, no one knows 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
A girl with a broken heart, call her Drak 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 评论…
鸭, 德雷克 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
a man walked into a bar. a 秒 man saw it and ducked just in time 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Doing 可乐 with Stevie Wonder, call it blurred lines 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 说 …
the seductive 扫帚 salesmen swept me off my feet 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Ever had sex while camping its fucking intens. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
why won't a bike stand up 由 itself?
its two tired 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
two silkworms were in a race. they ended up in a tie 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 说 …
One character from Chronicle is a bullied teenager with telekinetic powers. He uses this power to get revenge on his bullies and father. The third part of the movie sees him rampaging in the city without remorse for anyone who could get hurt. 你 could say he has teleAPATHY 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
I murder so many verses, 你 can say I killed hip hop. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i've just been robbed! how the robber got in, i'm not sure. i think he got intruder window 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Got a black dog
Call it a 婊子, 子 nigga 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i grew up on a pharm before i became a pharmacist 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
I 偷了 his coat, call that jack it 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i bought a smoking 夹克 and blazer at a 火, 消防 sale 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
I got Birdman mad,call that Angry Bird 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i could afford to buy cotton, so i decided to be abrasive and steel wool 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Hallucinating in a hurricane
call it, acid rain 发布 一年多以前
MarineHolocaust 说 …
puns should be eradicated from existence 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 说 …
I can't get this Squid Girl 日本动漫 out of my head, it's just wrapped around my mind. I can't stop thINKing about it. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i would tell a chemistry joke, but they're argon 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Fuck a pregnant bitch,call that threesome 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
do 你 know any chemistry jokes?
NaH 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 评论…
also acceptable: Na 一年多以前
gabbalee 评论…
I wanted to make a good periodic 表 joke but all the good ones argon 一年多以前
metrolight 评论…
I NO Au FeW 一年多以前
metrolight 说 …
Christopher Walken loves long walks on the 海滩 when the sun is shining. He's Walken on Sunshine. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i knew someone who was a monorail enthusiast. he had a one track mind 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Shoot 你 on 万圣节前夕 call it trigger treating 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
remember: light bulbs are just a filament of your imagination 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
This cereal is confusing me... It's playin trix 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i spilled some coffee; my wife called it grounds for divorce 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
the grave of karl marx is just another communist plot 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 评论…
i bet his followers were lenin a hand on the funeral service 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
I work hard to get rich, call me RICHARD 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
what's the internet's fav animal?
the lynx 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 说 …
Priests hate cos/tan 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Jumped in the river to save a cat.
Call it drowning in pussy 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i used to be a 金牌 prospector, but it didn't really pan out 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
there was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. he was a real tan gent 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
She gave birth on the stairs, call that a step child 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
birthday candles are for people who want to make light of their age 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 说 …
A Rabbi, an African-American man and an old man walk into a bar. They get shot because it was the 1940's, and the bar was in the midst of the Poland invasion of Hitler's Nazi regime. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 评论…
that escalated quickly 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
I 滑冰 when I'm bored

Call that skateboard.. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i wanted to buy half a rabbit, but the butcher didnt want to 分裂, 拆分 hares 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 评论…
the cycle of puns never ends 耶稣 christ 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
a con-man called me on the phone, but he didn't fool me; i could tell-he's-a-phony 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Dropped my iPhone on my face but I ain't cryin, I just laugh and pick it up call that face tyminnn. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
gardener's playing cards- weed'em 'nd reap 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
My old girl in a box, call that shit X Box . 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i was gonna procrastinate, but i decided to leave it for later 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
if a pig looses its voice, is it disgruntled? 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Taught my dog how to sing, call him Pitbull 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i used to be a heavy gambler, but now i make mental bets. thats how i 迷失 my mind 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Busted in her eye, I guess she saw it cummin , 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
this 墙 is nothing but puns
what a time to be alive 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
你 can tell if a doctor's a quack when 你 see his large bill 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Ballin in Hawaii, call that hula hoopin 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
during droughts things just go from on ex-stream to another 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Put nutella on a salmon
.....call it salmonella
. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
the best way to make an 苹果 crumble is to torture it for 10 分钟 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Masturbate while I drive, call that car jackin. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
art thou feelin it now mr krabs 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 说 …
Why can't 你 hear the Pterodactyl take a tinkle?

Because it's been extinct for like 5 billion years. 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
An unnamed woman from Chechnya, Russia, intended to detonate a suicide 带, 皮带 near Red Square on New Year’s Eve, in an attack that could have killed hundreds. But a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new 年 received hours before the planned attack, triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a 安全 house. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
if we're posting bad puns on the 墙 count me in
i see 说 the blind man, i saw 说 the carpenter 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 评论…
if 你 get hit on the head 由 a shooting star, you'll meteor maker 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 评论…
miners who wear flashlights on their helmets often feel light-headed 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 评论…
^i'M 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Took my old girlfriend out to 晚餐 call dat Fed-Ex. 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
I put in work, never skip a shift...got someone new every week...call that Taylor Swift. 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Banged a mom on the stairs, now they call me step dad. 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 评论…
now listen here 你 little 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Ripped my newspaper in half, call it breaking news, 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Smoking weed at school call that a high school. 发布 一年多以前
TARDIS-Granger 评论…
Face palm 一年多以前
laugh
MERCEYISAWESOME 说 …
HELP ME!!!!!! -clings to 随意 person- my name is Bread. And my friend (more 或者 less) threatened me th-that she would.... would burn me in a toaster!!!! -shakes 随意 person's shoulders- help me! PLEASE!!!!! -random person walks away calmly- don't leave me! -collapses to ground with tears in eyes- YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!!!! 发布 一年多以前
EmoSasuSaku 说 …
For some reason now, I do not visit FanPop as I did in August. I don't know why but everything seems to fade. 发布 一年多以前
kid_symmetry 评论…
Oh, hun! It's gona be okay. I have those moments myself. What helps me is if i just sit in my room and really think about what's been ticking me off lately and then I figure out why I'm so sad. It works every time for me. if 你 wana talk about it, just send me a message 一年多以前
EmoSasuSaku 评论…
^ Oh! Thank you! I think it's because I'm addicted to YouTube now XD 一年多以前
MarineHolocaust 说 …
the 随意 club is collapsing on itself and we are all to blame 发布 一年多以前
EmoSasuSaku 评论…
It is sad. I am one of those people. 一年多以前
MarineHolocaust 评论…
*pats ur back* like i said, we all are 一年多以前
gabbalee 说 …
I hate my book group in english class. They don't read what we have to and they keep spamming my iPad with selfies. 发布 一年多以前
kid_symmetry 评论…
Same with my 阿拉丁 msical group. They span my cell with selfies and they WON'T SHUT UP!!!!!!! 一年多以前
ppgcowgirl 说 …
—My attempt at flirting—
Me to my crush: So 你 come here often?
*sitting at our desks in school*

Damn it! 发布 一年多以前
MERCEYISAWESOME 评论…
lmao -slow sarcastic clap- smooooth dude, xD 一年多以前
Dreamtime 说 …
young man, there's no need to feel down 发布 一年多以前
hetalianstella 评论…
I googled these lyrics thinking a song would come up that I've never heard before that would be really slow and deep and then I 搜索 it and remember it's from fucking YMCA. Oh my god. XD 一年多以前
Dreamtime 评论…
oh stella haha :D 一年多以前
mischievous
tommyyellow13 说 …
WI FI 发布 一年多以前
IllusionDolls 评论…
Funny. Just after I read this, my aunt came in here to reset the 首页 Wi-Fi connection. 一年多以前
nmdis 评论…
@IllusionDolls : 哈哈 xD 一年多以前
jessy_an 说 …
I just read a quote:
"Trust is like paper once it is crumpled it can't be perfect"
Hmmm......
I'll iron the paper. 发布 一年多以前
nmdis 评论…
哈哈 一年多以前
legend_of_roxas 评论…
But then the paper will burn .3. 一年多以前
sini12 评论…
hey,true..paper will not burn xD 一年多以前
pumpkinqueen 说 …
I probably won't be on tomorrow, it's my sister's birthday, plus we have cleaning to do for Halloween. 发布 一年多以前
hanasakura99 评论…
Happy birthday to your sister^^ 一年多以前
emerald_32 评论…
Happy Birthday to your sister and Happy (advanced) Halloween. :3 一年多以前
kakukun 评论…
Happy Birthday to your sister~ 一年多以前
Dreamtime 说 …
sting 发布 一年多以前
SeeUV3 说 …
great apparently my mental health is so low i need to get help asap 发布 一年多以前
springely 评论…
START 一年多以前
springely 评论…
LIFTING 一年多以前
springely 评论…
OMG. 一年多以前
Onehundred 说 …
THE DALEKS ARE SUPREME. 发布 一年多以前
smile
IllusionDolls 说 …
It's only been what, 20 分钟 since they made their account, and Whynotbe has already been banned. Thank goodness. 发布 一年多以前
LaDispute 评论…
?? it's been like a 日 hasn't it 一年多以前
True-Finn-Fan 评论…
^yeah... 一年多以前
IllusionDolls 评论…
I think they were simply spamming. 一年多以前
StarFox13 说 …
heyo how 你 all doing^o^ 发布 一年多以前
Whynotbe 评论…
Add me Skype 一年多以前
Soul_Dragneel 评论…
@Whynotbe: DUDE, STOP SAYING THAT 一年多以前
Dynofox15 评论…
I'm amazing! I am now a class officer for my medical assisting class!! 一年多以前
Whynotbe 说 …
Add me Skype . 发布 一年多以前
egyptprincess7 评论…
Skype don't want you. 一年多以前
gabbalee 评论…
I think he got banned now 一年多以前
egyptprincess7 评论…
He's a lonely person who wants Skype to add him.~ ^^ 一年多以前
big smile
pipiqueen 说 …
what is 更多 random- being 随意 或者 asked to be random? random,huh? 发布 一年多以前
Shutara-sama 评论…
Being 随意 ( ^ω^ ) 一年多以前
Whynotbe 说 …
Add me Skype 发布 一年多以前
Soul_Dragneel 评论…
Nah~ 一年多以前
metrolight 评论…
Skype me Add 一年多以前
tinkerbell66799 评论…
How many times do I have to say it?! NO! 一年多以前