谷歌 搜索 gravity falls illuminati 发布 一年多以前

stop kony 发布 一年多以前

ya know whats a good way to end the year? tell ur friend on the last time ur going to see them,
'Bye! Wont talk to u until 下一个 year!' XD 发布 一年多以前

I can 摇摆, 秋千 my sword, sword sword, my diamond sword sword
u cannot afford ford for my diamond sword sword XD 发布 一年多以前

My new laptop is a blessing and a curse. I was on it till 7:30 this morning! And I can't stand going to 床, 床上 in broad daylight! 发布 一年多以前

We ordered a 比萨, 比萨饼 and had been waiting for 30 minutes. The guy called and asked for directions. We gave him directions and hung up. He called three times after that because he couldn't find our house. Then we called the 比萨, 比萨饼 place and they told us that the delivery guy told them that he couldn't get ahold of us. Ten 分钟 later, Im down at the road and I see him coming. He zooms past our house going 60 and delivers our food.Then chases his car down the 街, 街道 cuz he forgot to put it in park. 发布 一年多以前

♪ ♫ Makin' 薄煎饼, 煎饼 makin' 培根 pancakes
take some 培根 and i put it in a pancake
培根 pancakes, that's what it's gonna make
培根 pancakess!

培根 pancakes, makin' 培根 pancakes
take some 培根 and i put it in a pancake
培根 pancakes, that's what it's gonna make
baaconn paancakess! ♪ ♫ 发布 一年多以前

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*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田 ｜門｜╬╬╬╬╬*˚ .˛ ... 发布 一年多以前

*sigh in content* I have done the deed...I am at peace, now... 发布 一年多以前

Okay everyone, I'm officially back from my "dad's" place, but since I came back yesterday, I've been very depressed... It's just getting worse every time I go over there...
你 can read the full journal I wrote on my DA.
link 发布 一年多以前

y'know, nothing can piss 你 off 更多 when 你 type out a long response to a 问题 only to find the 问题 has been removed 发布 一年多以前

How do people bold and underline words on here?? 发布 一年多以前

UNICORNS! 发布 一年多以前

Apparently my humor is sad...

5 年 old cousin: "this isn't 牛油, 黄油 silly."

Me: "It's not butter?! I can't believe it!" 发布 一年多以前

Gah, I hope spring'll come around soon.

All this snow and cold coldness is driving me up the friggin' wall. =~= 发布 一年多以前

When returning from a long trip 或者 vacation.

Everyone else: *Happily chatting about all the fun they had.*

Me: *Dying on the floor, hand stretched towards my bedroom.* "Must.....get to.....computer.....need.....anime...." *Flat-line sound*

*Twenty 分钟 later.*

*Heart suddenly starts beating again and I reach towards bedroom again.* "Heaven....sucks....no anime.....there...." 发布 一年多以前

Jack and Jill went up the 爬坡道, 小山 to have a little fun, but stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son. :P 发布 一年多以前

Winter is so depressing for me... 发布 一年多以前

Everybody's smoking and no one's getting high
Everybody's flying and never touch the sky 发布 一年多以前

Late Merry 圣诞节 Randomness . 发布 一年多以前

Taylor 迅速, 斯威夫特 coping Lana Del 射线, 雷

Thats going to be embarrasing to watch... 发布 一年多以前

We had to take our cat to the Humane Society today. I'm reminiscing. I remember back when I got that cat. It was still feral, and trying to kill us if we dared to get within 10 meters of it.

ah, good times. 发布 一年多以前

today's mi birthday and I'm hereon fanpop............... 发布 一年多以前

Yay~
There's finally snow outside~!
^ ^ 发布 一年多以前

If 你 Meet With Slender Man, Says '' Look At You! Your So Awesome And Spooky! Too Bad 你 Don't Have A Face And Mouth Cause I'm Wanna 吻乐队（Kiss） You!'' 发布 一年多以前

I just realized how much control I have over my family. I do the laundry for the entire house(6 people) and I do the dishes for the entire house(6 people) I feed the dogs, and water the plants, I give foot massages, and sweep the floors, I clean the bathrooms, bedrooms, and pretty much most of the other housework.

If I stopped doing this, my family is screwed.

I hold the power! 发布 一年多以前

It's snowing like a motherfucker outside right now..
and motherfuckers snow a lot.
I don't.. I don't know if 你 know about that but umm
in the early 1920s motherfuckers use to snow a lot..
I mean I'm talkin like 30 feet of snow per motherfucker...
So it's like that outside.. 发布 一年多以前

when people say there sorry...are they really? 发布 一年多以前

你 粉丝 me, I 粉丝 you? :D 发布 一年多以前

Hit the ignition switch, I'm on a blimp bitch!
I'm playing card games in the sky cause I'm so rich!
I got locator cards and my duel disk!
I'm winning finals while you're still in duelist kingdom losing 星, 星级 chips! 发布 一年多以前

Can't beat my....
Can't beat my...
No they can't beat my....BROOKLYN RAGE! 发布 一年多以前

we mash up the place, turn up the bass,
and make them all have fun,
ah we-a blaze the fyah, make it bun dem!

we mash up the place, turn up the bass,
and make some sound why run,
and we will end your week, just like a sunday! 发布 一年多以前

My sister attempting to sing PonPonPon is the funniest thing ever xD 发布 一年多以前

Me: *Reading a YJ fanfiction* :D
Me: *Bart and Jaime stumble into the story* :D
Me: *Realizes that the entire story is about them* Hmmm...... Ok, seems good enough, just as long as 你 don't ship them.
*IT'S A STINKING BLUEPULSE FANFIC, GAH DAMMIT*
Me: GAH DAMMIT! D:<

EVERY. FREAKING. TIME. 发布 一年多以前

don't call me small. 发布 一年多以前

Weighted companion cube ice cubes, frick yeah 发布 一年多以前

Please 加入 the mikmad8282 粉丝 club 发布 一年多以前

Merry★* 。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ •
•。★Christmas★ 。* 。
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˚ ˛ •˛• ˚ ｜ 田田 ｜門｜ ˚And a happy new 年 to all the fanpoppers, LOL!!!!! XD ;D :) 发布 一年多以前

Merry 圣诞节 and Happy New 年 to 你 all! 发布 一年多以前

Merry 圣诞节 and a happy new year! :D

Joyeux Noël et bonne année! :D 发布 一年多以前

Happy 圣诞节 to all fanpoppers!!!!! 发布 一年多以前

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! ^-^ 发布 一年多以前

my 小猫 :''''( i am so sad they taken away from me i am so sad 发布 一年多以前

Merry 圣诞节 Everybody! :D 发布 一年多以前

Merry chritmas y'all hope u have a good one....I did I got iPod 5g touch yeah 发布 一年多以前

MERRY 圣诞节 BAY-BEHH!! 发布 一年多以前

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____$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$____ DBZ for life. 发布 一年多以前

~My Lovely Tale of Going 滑雪 on 圣诞节 Eve~

*goes on ski lift but drops pole* "NOOOOO!!! *reaching out for it*
*drops other pole and it lands on someone's shoulder* "I'm so sorry!!"
*one of my skis fall off* "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!?!"' 发布 一年多以前

My dad got me a iPod 5g 爱情 it so cool 发布 一年多以前

happy festivus plebians 发布 一年多以前

It's already 1am here, so merry fucking christmas! 发布 一年多以前

I FOUND A UNICORN WHAT DO I DO!!!! 发布 一年多以前

Does anyone else have TWO Christmases ?! 发布 一年多以前

Mother: ROSE!!! (That's my name)
Me: What?!.........What?!?......WHAT??!!!!!...
*5 分钟 later and still no reply*
Me:*Whispers* Deaf bitch...
Mother: What did 你 call me?!?!
Me: =____________= 发布 一年多以前

wanna rp? anyone? 发布 一年多以前

It's funny. 2012 is almost over and almost no one gives a shit about Kony anymore.

BANDWAGONS 发布 一年多以前

Oh Flame Princess, I think you're rad. 发布 一年多以前

MERRY 圣诞节 PHEGS. 发布 一年多以前

When I have a cold, like I have now... I walk up to my 老友记 who can see I'm obviously sick, stretch out my arms for a hug and say, "Feeling lucky?"

Pssh...they run.

...I catch up though and shout, "There's no escape from THIS VIRUS! AHAHA!"

...I'm an odd person and obviously getting the side effects of lack of sleep for posting this on the 随意 墙 pointlessly. :') 发布 一年多以前

Dream last night:

The brain is an alien parasite from a distant galaxy that came to Earth and infected a bunch of gorilla's, then rearranged their genetic structures to suit their needs. Then they slowly enacted their plan to take over the Earth 由 reproducing over and over again, slowly populating the Earth as part of their evil plan, but there was an unknown side effect. The "soul" was created and tried to retake Earth, and now they are in some large scale battle over control of Earth. 发布 一年多以前

happy 耶稣 birthday 发布 一年多以前

It's 圣诞节 Eve....And I'm still waiting for that 苹果 Computer my mom promised....0.e 发布 一年多以前

57 粉丝 in 5 days?! Whoa!!!! 你 guys are awesome!!!!
Have a great Christmas! :D 发布 一年多以前

Man... Fitness sucks if 你 haven't done it for two weeks... 发布 一年多以前

omg.......ITS 圣诞节 EVE!!!!!! ALL OF U GUYS EXCITED TOO??? 发布 一年多以前

Ack. I drew my mom a little tiny drawing of a wrapped present and handed it to her since I would be getting their gifts late. I randomly went to the trash can and saw it in there. T_T 发布 一年多以前

Woah Firefox just listed this website as an attack site hosting malware. Weird. 发布 一年多以前

CARAMELLDANSEN TIME :3
-dances to caramelldansen-
link 发布 一年多以前

I've been on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 for a 日 and I already have 52 fans! ^O^ Thanks guys! 发布 一年多以前

Mmmm... this is a tasty burger. 发布 一年多以前

shut da fuckk up , ya all uglyy dooe. & ya stupid chineese charaterszz. ((: 发布 一年多以前

So my brother wanted to try making 白饭, 大米 balls.
I didn't know that meant I was his test subject. 发布 一年多以前

Me: "Time for a shower."

Everyone nearby: "Oh thank god! We're saved!" 发布 一年多以前

2 更多 days till christmas! :D 发布 一年多以前

gerard way is the only sass queen. just saying. :) 发布 一年多以前

Never beg for anyone's forgiveness regardless if they are friend,family 或者 anything like that. Because there will be a time where they themselves will need forgiveness and if they didn't 显示 it to 你 chances are karma will come back to bite them in the ass. Believe me. I've been on both sides of the coin. 发布 一年多以前

Would 你 judge me if I 说 I enjoy songs from the 1950's through the 1980's 更多 then I do today's music? u_u 发布 一年多以前

I've always wanted to do this:

If I ever start a new school, I'm going to go through half the 年 speaking in a really stupid and extremely fake accent. Then, at one point, I'll just start talking normally again.

I'm interested to see how people would react. 发布 一年多以前

*Under a freeze warning.*

*Sleeping, AC on 70, 粉丝 on high, blanket randomly thrown, head encased in ice.*

I slept well. 发布 一年多以前

"The lights go out and I can't be saved. Tides that I tried to swim against, have brought me down upon my knees, Oh I beg, I beg and plead..." 发布 一年多以前

So my little sister just walked up to me. She asked me:
"Do 你 know what a 金牌 digger is?"

I was like 'o_O'

She said:
"It's someone who;s looking FOR GOLD!!" >:D 发布 一年多以前

I curse so fucking much. I need to stop that shit. 发布 一年多以前

Whoa, guys.
I haven't even been on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 a week, and I have 50 粉丝 and 1 粉丝 of my club.
I 爱情 你 GUYS!!!!! 发布 一年多以前

So...Friday passed, and the world is still in tact.. o.o 发布 一年多以前

No one here gives a fuck about me.....

And that's the way I like it. 发布 一年多以前

你 know...im kinda disappointed the world didn't end yesterday, even though i wasn't counting on it 发布 一年多以前

Hmmm......I should make a club about myself. Except, no one would 加入 XD 发布 一年多以前

Possible reasons the world didn't end.

1: Gohan defeated Cell in the Cell Games.
2: Edward and co defeated Father and saved Amestris.
3: The nine tailed 狐狸 was sealed inside the body of a young boy.
4: It actually did end, but we were wished back with the Dragon Balls on Namek with no memory of it.
5: Someone Kissed Haruhi Suzumiya
6: I haven't finished watching Gosick yet. 发布 一年多以前

I am with you
I will carry 你 through it all
I won't leave 你 I will catch you
When 你 feel like letting go
Cause your not, your not alone...
Not alone. 由 Red. 发布 一年多以前

long paragraph of a song lyric that is inspiring 发布 一年多以前

I survived the Apocalypse! Sadly, my sister's phone didn't....it died at exactly 11:59. OH THE IRONY! 发布 一年多以前

I can't wait for 11:11 Tonight :( 发布 一年多以前

I'm very dramatic when I have cash on hand. 发布 一年多以前

Just thought I would post this because, 你 know, today is the "apocalypse"

This is it, the apocalypse
I feel it in my bones, enough to make my system blow
Welcome to the new age,
To the new age,
Welcome to the new age,
To the new age

I'm radioactive, radioactive 发布 一年多以前

Happy new Long Count everyone!! 发布 一年多以前

~living my life like an idiotic fool, they were wrong and we were right! we didn't die today!!!!!!!!!~ *pumps fist in the air repeatedly* whoo! yeah we're still alive!!!!!!!!! =D 发布 一年多以前

"We come to 爱情 not 由 finding a perfect person, but 由 learning to see an imperfect person perfectly!"<3 发布 一年多以前

Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down. 发布 一年多以前

One 日 I will go to Thailand.......and I will hug an elephant. 发布 一年多以前

Friendship... is not something 你 learn in school. But if 你 haven't learned the meaning of friendship, 你 really haven't learned anything!!! <333 发布 一年多以前