Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, the evening TV? 发布 一年多以前

Someone told me to share a bit about myself. So, I will. I like milk.. 发布 一年多以前

粉丝 me, I 粉丝 you? 发布 一年多以前

I do not handle sore throats very well. I whine and moan like a small child. 发布 一年多以前

Patrick: *opens jar* Oh no, I broke it!! D: 发布 一年多以前

Beautiful games that deserve 更多 attention. Personally, I think Okami is an even better story than FFX. Okamiden is the best 3DS game yet. 发布 一年多以前

Grrr now the pictures are overlapping! I HATE overlapping Pictures!!!!FIX THIS MESS!!!

I Hate the new Blue Screen of Death look! 发布 一年多以前

"That's against the rules!" Reply: "but there are no rules..." 发布 一年多以前

awsome beef cut dager elaphent fat guter hellicopter igwanna jump 吻乐队（Kiss） lamp mississippy nuget ocean puke quote 朗姆酒 sunshine taffey uinicorn 面包车, 范 wag x-ray yummy zileophone 发布 一年多以前

Tobuscus peeps anyone?? 发布 一年多以前

Ahem. *Clears throat.* Why does everyone call me Shizu-chan? Calling me Shizuo is actually easier and it's my actual name.. *Shakes head.* 发布 一年多以前

I hate it when people pour my cereal.
They don't know the amount of 牛奶 I like.
They don't know how much cereal I want.
They don't know me.
They don't know my life.
They don't know what I've been through. 发布 一年多以前

good grammar online is cool bad grammar online is cool shut the fuck up we're not 写作 essays 发布 一年多以前

玫瑰 are red,
爱情 is shit,
I hope everyone dies on the Apocalypse except me,
So I can stab a tree,
And I hate Rebecca Black,
Valentine's 日 is dumb,
I hate everything,
This is a poem,
Except it's not,
I don't fucking 爱情 you.

Goodbye ya BASTARDS! >.< 发布 一年多以前

Again with the printer ads on my 个人资料 page....O.O WTF????? 发布 一年多以前

I just bought myself a nice little gift for Christmas!! :D Every year, I buy myself a few gifts and 包, 换行 them up, then write on the gift card:

"From: Me
To: Me, I 爱情 you! xox"

Then when I unwrap it, I tell myself (out loud):

"Oh my God! How did 你 know??? That's exactly what I wanted, thank 你 so much :D!!"

It freaks out my sister's boyfriend...

Anyone else does this 或者 am I the only one?? 发布 一年多以前

That moment in life when 你 wanna post something on you're 墙 and 你 got nothing to say.....Oh wait, I just found something to say.

link
ಠ_ಠ here. 发布 一年多以前

I am going to maurituis jippie 发布 一年多以前

iNyeh 发布 一年多以前

Thumbs Dow If U Agree

PROBLEM? 发布 一年多以前

I freak out every time I see a post with bad grammar. 发布 一年多以前

嘿 guys get me some 爱情 plz 发布 一年多以前

Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man—living in the sky—who watches everything 你 do, every 分钟 of every day. And the invisible man has a special 列表 of ten things he does not want 你 to do...And if 你 do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of 火, 消防 and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send 你 to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time...But He loves you. 发布 一年多以前

I got into some kind of internet political argument recently and the guy was all like
"Look little girl, I am a well educated Danish....!"
Me: Hahaha~ What!?!
*thinks about it for a second*
Ohhh......*facepalm*
The nationality type of Danish,
..............not the pastry. :/ 发布 一年多以前

Awesome question: "Is there a check the check engine light light?" 发布 一年多以前

Mother: "Hey, where is *Insert item name*?"

Me: "Ooh, that's a toughie. I'm not sure. I can look, but no promises."

Mother: "5 seconds."

Me: "Oh look! Here it is." 发布 一年多以前

"I am something no one wants to look at for long. They won't. I'll make sure of that." ~Edward Hyde 发布 一年多以前

who is the pancake fellow 发布 一年多以前

rip cry's internet 发布 一年多以前

Please vote for the Outmeal Breakfast 发布 一年多以前

I never open a door,
或者 pull out a chair.
你 can tell me how your 日 was
but I don't really care.
And if 你 ever get cold,
you'll just have to hack it,
Cause I'd be cold too
If I gave 你 my jacket.... 发布 一年多以前

Wow this club is dead and the 问题 are so fucking stupid!!! 发布 一年多以前

“I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when 你 wake up from a nightmare you're so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.” 发布 一年多以前

My Sticks Dead, Good Luck Boys! 发布 一年多以前

*Eye twitches.*
I really hate violence.. 发布 一年多以前

WANTED: A warden for the Asylum. Must be: Cruel, merciless and 爱情 to torture all while being able to appear absolutely normal to the public.
First person to call it gets it.

link 发布 一年多以前

Will there be new dbz movie 或者 (Eps) 发布 一年多以前

I think my MDD is getting worse :( 发布 一年多以前

你 know, i kind of hate my life. 发布 一年多以前

The moment 你 know about 矢追 is moment your innocence is gone.

Forever.

DONT EVEN GET ME ATARTED ON SHIPPING- 发布 一年多以前

Why are all the club Getting slow no one post on like 日本动漫 and dragon ball z and 随意 (Lame) Get posting 发布 一年多以前

Now that the Twinkies are gone,
I feel really sorry for that guy from Zombieland.... 发布 一年多以前

In my dream I am the 星, 星级 it is me 发布 一年多以前

Wtf, someone just told me Devil-worshiping atheist poisoned my mind, because i don't necessarily believe in god 或者 a god? Dafuq? 发布 一年多以前

i keep hearing something 或者 someone in my backyard in the woods...and what/whoever it is keeps unclipping my dog from her leash out there. it's creepy because we would never see anything. no footprints 或者 w.e but she would still have her 领, 衣领 on and the leash would be out straight. it happens almost all the time. another creepy thing about it is when it happens at night, my dog gives u eerie-ass looks when u go to clip her back on it again. it's freaky... 发布 一年多以前

link <<<<check this,cool site >.> 发布 一年多以前

Exactly 71 years ago, on December 1, 1 week before Pearl Harbor, Civil Air Patrol was formed. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAP! 发布 一年多以前

AND THIS IS THE 16670th 墙 POST ON THE 随意 CLUB! 发布 一年多以前

AND THAT COUNTRY IS CALLED PALESTINE! 发布 一年多以前

Me: *Tired.*

Common Sense: "Go to bed, 你 dolt!"

Pride: "NO! Don't let it beat you! Drink this soda! The caffeine will keep 你 going!" 发布 一年多以前

My math teacher is trying to talk cool. He's saying stuff like "swag" and "yolo".
My classmates think it's weird......I think it's hilarious! 发布 一年多以前

Wtf random... 发布 一年多以前

Go back to the 厨房 and make me a sandwich. Bl 发布 一年多以前

One day,I'm going to shave my hair off. :) 发布 一年多以前

PTERODACTYL SH*T!!!!!

哈哈 im high on 比萨, 比萨饼 发布 一年多以前

加入 the Outasight club? link 发布 一年多以前

Get Up lazybones! It's time to do the fUnny bone dance! 发布 一年多以前

Does anyone know the whereabouts of....Izaya..Orihara? *Growls.* 发布 一年多以前

beat your saddness with smile!
please don't give up
your smile is needed to light up the universe. 发布 一年多以前

How does a 马蒂尼鸡尾酒, 马提尼, 马丁尼 sound? 发布 一年多以前

21 更多 Days To Wait The END OF THE WORLD! 发布 一年多以前

How art thou tonight all ye good sirs and madames? 发布 一年多以前

*sigh* The world just sucks. If I ever become rich one day, I'm not going to be like most of the other rich people. I'll actually put my money to use and try to help the world. 发布 一年多以前

That moment when 你 find the ultimate position. Where you're so dang comfy that it's like you're high. But then you're nose starts to itch..... 发布 一年多以前

link

My new Contest!
Please join! 发布 一年多以前

你 FOOL! 发布 一年多以前

❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Eating 发布 一年多以前

Hate Mondays. Annoy Tuesday. Ignore Wednesday. Smile Thursday. Enjoy Friday. 爱情 Saturday. Damn Sunday. 发布 一年多以前

Can someone 加入 my club kingdom under 火, 消防 发布 一年多以前

Popcorn
Pepsi
What appears to be a Robin Williams marathon.

.....I'm set. 发布 一年多以前

Jump! Jump! Jump around! 发布 一年多以前

I think I'm starting to fall in 爱情 with Pushing Daisies... 发布 一年多以前

ceremonial torchlight 矢追 festivals 发布 一年多以前

Obesity annually kills about 30,000 people.
Airplanes kill about 1,200 people annually.
Texting kills about 6,000 people annually.
Bathtubs kill about 340 people annually.
Sharks only kill about 5 people annually.
So why is it that sharks have such a bad reputation as "man-eaters?" 发布 一年多以前

idiots and bitches at school made me have a mindfuck moment today... 发布 一年多以前

That moment in life when 你 think about all the stuff 你 wanna buy and 你 can't buy it at the time, and then when the 日 你 can go shopping comes 你 have no idea on what to buy. This frustrates me ಠ_ಠ 发布 一年多以前

So today in class we were using hot glue 枪 and I burned my finger really bad. After class they 说 I could go to the nurse. I went down to the office and this lady said,
"Oh we don't have a nurse would 你 like some ice?"
"Yes please."
She leaves the room and comes back, "We don't have any ice, sorry," She opens the door 下一个 to me. "Have a nice day!"

Me in my mind, "WTF kind of school is this!"

And now my finger still burns.... 发布 一年多以前

I sleep when I'm tired, I feed when I'm hungry, I kill when I am ever in the mood -Lara Bloodmouth 发布 一年多以前

Mom- *washing dishes*
Me- *has dirty spoon, put it on 最佳, 返回页首 of dish pile in sink*
Mom-*freaks* THAT'S MY CLEAN DISHES!!! WEREN'T 你 WATCHING ME??!!!
Me- (WTF, brain?)
Mom- DO IT IT AGAIN And I'LL 拍击, smack, 味道 YOU!!!
Me-(Not the Maka chop!!!) SORRY!!!!
Mom-Your fate shall be worse then death! *glowers*
Me-(Worse than Lord Death? 或者 Death the Kid? This isn't symmetrical!!!!) *retreats to laptop* 发布 一年多以前

euh somebody here 发布 一年多以前

Some completly epic person put a piece of paper on the 墙 in the hall that 说 'The chamber of secrets has been opened'. My faith in humanity has been restored. 发布 一年多以前

MUFFINS. 9_6 发布 一年多以前

What color is a mirror.
Give your answer below in a comment.
I honestly don't know, I just wanna see what 你 guys think. 发布 一年多以前

I like socks.
Socks are good. 发布 一年多以前

I got kidnapped 由 Slendermen today (apparently Slenderman has clones) but they just kidnapped me because they wanted to hang out. C: 发布 一年多以前

Ya can't spell Slaughter without Laughter! oh and we could use 更多 people.... link 发布 一年多以前

"And at that moment i swear we were infinite."
I 爱情 this quote 发布 一年多以前

Reaching, for something in the distance
So close 你 can almost taste it.....
Feel the rain on your your skin,
No one else can feel it for you,
No one else,
No one else can speak the words on your lips.....
Life your life with eyes wide open
Today is
Where your book begins,
And the rest is still unwritten <3 发布 一年多以前

˝Why do 你 smile like 你 have told a secret?
Now you're telling lies, cause you're the one to keep it,
but no one keeps a secret.
No one keeps a secret.
Why when we do our darkest deeds do we tell?
They burn and our brains become a living hell,
cause everybody tells...

...Everybody tells.˝ 发布 一年多以前

I have a feeling our generation will be the weirdest grandparents ever. 发布 一年多以前

well i didn't meet Keith, BUTTT i still had a great time. 发布 一年多以前

-Gives everyone free ice cream- ^.^ 发布 一年多以前

哈哈 im so 随意 XDDD do 你 like waffles!!! 发布 一年多以前

A boy once asked his mom where baby's come from on iMessage. The mother replied:👩+👨=💑+💏+👗+👠+👕+👖+👙+👉👌+👉👌+👉👌+👉💦👌+👶=👪

Who else gets it? 发布 一年多以前

The Hobbit comes out on my birthday....

....best fucking birthday present ever~ ♥ 发布 一年多以前

Let's start a Riot 婊子, 子 XD 发布 一年多以前

Here's the massacre.
A mausoleum fit for me.
Lived a hundred years....
A hundred years I didn't see...
Gave all my hope away....
Is there any left for me? 发布 一年多以前

You're only there until 你 aren't. 发布 一年多以前

There's a picture of a guy that looks EXACTLY like the Doctor in my Algebra 1 textbook.
Win. 发布 一年多以前

Johnny and Marissa sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love,
Then comes marriage,
Then comes an abrupt tragic miscarriage!
Then comes blame,
Then comes despair,
Two hearts broken beyond repair.
Johnny leaves Marissa and takes the tree,
D-I-V-O-R-C-E

link 发布 一年多以前