Darius' sister started working today. Pretty sure she's a better mechanic than I am and I'm not okay with that 发布 一年多以前

Loneliness is a tax we have to pay to atone for a certain complexity of mind. 发布 一年多以前

Not gonna lie though I think I prefer being pregnant to having periods 发布 一年多以前

Rikus trying to start shit 由 insinuating that Audrey from Huniepop isn't insanely fucking attractive 发布 一年多以前

Here we see the rare occurrence of Riku with a female 图标 发布 一年多以前

I'm 21 today ^-^ 发布 一年多以前

Respect the onion, guys. 发布 一年多以前

Beauty. Grace. Miss United States.~ 发布 一年多以前

As I said,

Five Yes And I am Gone

I should have done this a long time ago, I am such a bad influence for other kids here(I drink/ I cut myself/ I talk nuisance/)

I am sorry........ 发布 一年多以前

A 4 years old kid calls 911 to solve her math... 发布 一年多以前

Human imagination is not infinite. It's limited within what we know. We only combine, detach, shuffle and 编辑 the ideas that we know. For an example, 你 cannot imagine a new color.. 发布 一年多以前

There is some kind of really nice peace that comes from not giving a shit about a lot of things. 发布 一年多以前

Guys,

I have decided not to come on this club anymore.
Because there are some people who does not want to see me here.

Well I can name few *Jetpack and CokeUmberon* they keep on insulting/ bullying me so I am leaving.

BUT BUT.......

I would still give 你 guys a chance to stop me.....
I know my loyal 粉丝 dont want me to leave so 你 are the ones who can make me STAY.

I know this club needs beautiful people like me.....
SINCE I AM THE FACE OF THIS CLUB. 发布 一年多以前

Where's the beef? 发布 一年多以前

I was thinking about doing another drawing today when I realized I had left my art shit at Santa Fe with the lesbians. Fuck 发布 一年多以前

This is very important dudes

"You cannot run naked after a mad man in the 街, 街道 after he has taken your clothes away from 你 because the public will not know who is the mad person between the two of you" 发布 一年多以前

It's a cycle, a loop. Good makes way for bad and vice versa. But, it's probably human nature that we don't feel good the way we feel bad. It's like happiness doesn't last long enough for us to have any effect, like it's temporary 或者 like even when we're happy, there's a part of us that is busy contemplating the future sadness and somehow we are unable to make the most of all the happy moments that we have. Sadness is perhaps felt much 更多 strongly and lasts longer in impact than happiness. 发布 一年多以前

The sign of a stupid opinion article: When 你 hate characters for superficial reasons. I will NEVER understand why some females think it's intelligent to hate characters with big boobs. It's like me hating a character for having a 10 pack 或者 some shit. It's beyond pathetic. If your first reason to hate a character for something like big boobs 或者 they are 更多 attractive than you. 你 need to evaluate your life. 发布 一年多以前

Train of doom is coming...run for your life!! 发布 一年多以前

Im sleepy yet not tired.

Anyone with me? 发布 一年多以前

I wanna get into the horse racing business. 发布 一年多以前

I'm not a regular mom. I'm a cool mom. 发布 一年多以前

People, the Prophecy is true !!!! 发布 一年多以前

srry guys i was sick

coff coff 发布 一年多以前

H E Y G E T O F F M E F A T T Y ! 发布 一年多以前

I am listening to meditation track while pooping. I never had such wonderful pooping experience before. 发布 一年多以前

I was gonna make a counter to my fuck 爱情 问题 called fuck hate where I asked what 你 don't care about but I realized at the last moment I was essentially asking for your thoughts on what 你 don't have thoughts about 发布 一年多以前

Embracing my status as Umbridge 发布 一年多以前

Instead of reading

Someone has answered your 随意 问题 on Fanpop

Someone has answered your Damn 问题 on Fanpop

哈哈 I’m tired xD 发布 一年多以前

Ah, I miss therapy. 发布 一年多以前

I just found out that I have 23 correctly answered 问题 for 'the lunch boxes' pop 测试 and 36 correctly answered 问题 for 'the good spelling and grammar' . 你 are free to do whatever 你 wish with this information. (just weird to see the kind of 俱乐部 that once were active) 发布 一年多以前

name a very bad 食物 combination!

me: pancake and ketchup 发布 一年多以前

~This is dedicated to guys who think they’re ugly~

Don’t think yourself as ugly, think yourself as a handsome gorilla 发布 一年多以前

*sitting in obnoxiously 粉, 粉色 room with 30 猫 and bows everywhere, drinking 茶 and plotting 下一个 evil plan*
*looks up suddenly, realising*
Oh, no...
...I'm Dolores Umbridge!!! 发布 一年多以前

“The beauty is that through disappointment 你 can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.”

- Conan O'Brien !!!! 发布 一年多以前

I got the IQ test results. 137, so suck on that 😎 发布 一年多以前

How I get myself dressed every morning:

link 发布 一年多以前

Holy Shit!!

I was driving my two wheeler and wearing a half-helmet when a boy came running towards me
he was smiling and when he passed 由 me he gave me flying kiss......And I was so scared and I thought he would attack me 或者 chase me. He has long beard and was so muscular..
I am still shaking..... 发布 一年多以前

I painted today. It was nice. 发布 一年多以前

Just...one...more...day...left... 发布 一年多以前

Fuck apples

Bein all wormy n shit 发布 一年多以前

I really hope noRap reads my answer and takes my advice. If theory is correct, he's just special needs and confused. I hope the answer located at the bottom of "Why Zanhar1 hates/dislikes me?" will clear things up for him and the trolling problem will be eliminated. If I'm wrong, I'll accept that. 发布 一年多以前

So, Darius, my foreman, he 说 his sister is going to 移动 into town and he wants to know if I'd ever hire her on the ranch. I had to ask, first of all, is she tough enough, 秒 of all, does she have nice tits? He just responded, bitch, she black

So yeah, we might finally have another woman on the ranch 发布 一年多以前

Wtf with pain that comes out of the blue! 发布 一年多以前

OMG!!! SO CUTE 💞

My six 年 old sister and I fight like these two cute Koala

link 发布 一年多以前

Do 你 think 动物 ever wonder why we wear clothes? 发布 一年多以前

So what exactly is meditation anyway. Like 你 sit there in silence and do what? 发布 一年多以前

Tamarindo pulp 糖果 is good :) 发布 一年多以前

OMG!!! 你 would not believe believe this.....

link

And he still managed to get up.... 发布 一年多以前

Do 你 ever have something that 你 爱情 so much that 你 cry whenever 你 look at it 或者 think about it just because 你 爱情 it so much? 发布 一年多以前

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight... there would be mass confusion 发布 一年多以前

Bibbity Bobbity Boo - that’s 20 grand 发布 一年多以前

Wow, I really am a thot 发布 一年多以前

link lmao 发布 一年多以前

OMG!!! I can't stop crying

"Bird 《冰雪奇缘》 to metal fence rescued 由 a man"

link 发布 一年多以前

My birthday is in...

9 days. 发布 一年多以前

Has anyone ever wondered how it would be like if we had Asses for Boobs and Boobs for Asses? 发布 一年多以前

I will never look at sandwiches the same way again. 发布 一年多以前

Mom wants me to take an IQ test. Anyone want to bet on what score I might get? I'm thinking like 90 at best 发布 一年多以前

The new 图标 round is
is ... why
xD 发布 一年多以前

Fun fact. Tried to write the word "facepalmed" and it came out as "Fanpopped" 发布 一年多以前

The moment when you're opening the door to enter a public restroom and the person in the bathroom is opening the door to leave. 发布 一年多以前

It's my birthday
and xD

jk 发布 一年多以前

Well, today's my birthday, and I'm finally 16. It feels strange that this
day's upon me, but I'm happy that I made it this far. Cheers to me I
guess. xD 发布 一年多以前

It's my birthday today, having cake and chilling all 日 long~ 发布 一年多以前

I wonder if the Receptionist at the Sperm Bank has ever used the phrase ''Thank 你 for coming'' !!!! 发布 一年多以前

Question, why would we stop drop and roll in a 火, 消防 if we are also supposed to "break glass in case of fire"?

Wouldnt we just end up rolling on glass shards? I dont think that would be very helpful 发布 一年多以前

Wot if someone still remembers the ''Wot if'' Meme? 发布 一年多以前

A couple of the new boys on the ranch have taken to just calling me mamma. They started doing it at a joke, but it's turning into 更多 and 更多 of my actual nickname. I'm perfectly okay with this 发布 一年多以前

I am off to work
*Gives 玫瑰 to 潮流粉丝俱乐部 friends* 发布 一年多以前

People, do 你 even? 发布 一年多以前

Stupid Dog

link

vs

Smart Dog

link 发布 一年多以前

Excellence is not a skill, it's an attitude. 发布 一年多以前

The Wine of Life keeps oozing drop 由 drop, The Leaves of Life keep falling one 由 one. 发布 一年多以前

Life is a DNA software system. 发布 一年多以前

We live in a 彩虹 of chaos. 发布 一年多以前

Life isn't a tiptoe through the tulips. 发布 一年多以前

Life is like a game of cards. The hand 你 are dealt is determinism; the way 你 play it is free will. 发布 一年多以前

I have so much chaos in my life, it's become normal. 你 become used to it. 你 have to just relax, calm down, take a deep breath and try to see how 你 can make things work rather than complain about how they're wrong. 发布 一年多以前

My life is like a speeding bullet that just hasn't hit the target yet. 发布 一年多以前

音乐 washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. 发布 一年多以前

The harder the conflict, the 更多 glorious the triumph. 发布 一年多以前

If you're going through hell, keep going. 发布 一年多以前

你 can't 交叉, 十字架 the sea merely 由 standing and staring at the water. 发布 一年多以前

Life is 10% what happens to 你 and 90% how 你 react to it. 发布 一年多以前

The holidays are only overwhelming because it's crunch time. It's like everyone trying to get last-minute things in before the New 年 starts. 发布 一年多以前

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. 发布 一年多以前

I like how innuendo-filled 随意 is tonight 发布 一年多以前

At long last, I finally created my own background image for my 潮流粉丝俱乐部 profile! 发布 一年多以前

My new phone is rose 金牌 and I have a kawaii theme for it and I'm going to make one of those obnoxious decoden cases for it and prove my superior kawaii skills. 发布 一年多以前

Thought Id watch the world burn and told my coworkers during a conversation that I really think the Megaman games are poorly designed. 发布 一年多以前

Calling your man "daddy" 或者 "sir" is for amateurs. Step it up a bit and say "Lieutenant". 发布 一年多以前

Maybe if we told all of those so called smart people that it's called linguistic minimalism, they'll start using plain English for once 发布 一年多以前

你 see, all world leaders are stupid.

If we wanted world peace, all we have to do is emphasize production on Snicker bars then have everyone eat it at once

Duh. Idiots. 发布 一年多以前

When a short person waves at you, it is called a microwave.(,, ･∀･)ﾉ 发布 一年多以前

I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. 发布 一年多以前

My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting. 发布 一年多以前

I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 发布 一年多以前

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words. 发布 一年多以前

I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time. 发布 一年多以前