gardener's playing cards- weed'em 'nd reap 发布 一年多以前

My old girl in a box, call that shit X Box . 发布 一年多以前

i was gonna procrastinate, but i decided to leave it for later 发布 一年多以前

if a pig looses its voice, is it disgruntled? 发布 一年多以前

Taught my dog how to sing, call him Pitbull 发布 一年多以前

i used to be a heavy gambler, but now i make mental bets. thats how i 迷失 my mind 发布 一年多以前

Busted in her eye, I guess she saw it cummin , 发布 一年多以前

this 墙 is nothing but puns
what a time to be alive 发布 一年多以前

你 can tell if a doctor's a quack when 你 see his large bill 发布 一年多以前

Ballin in Hawaii, call that hula hoopin 发布 一年多以前

during droughts things just go from on ex-stream to another 发布 一年多以前

Put nutella on a salmon
.....call it salmonella
. 发布 一年多以前

the best way to make an 苹果 crumble is to torture it for 10 分钟 发布 一年多以前

Masturbate while I drive, call that car jackin. 发布 一年多以前

art thou feelin it now mr krabs 发布 一年多以前

Why can't 你 hear the Pterodactyl take a tinkle?

Because it's been extinct for like 5 billion years. 发布 一年多以前

An unnamed woman from Chechnya, Russia, intended to detonate a suicide 带, 皮带 near Red Square on New Year’s Eve, in an attack that could have killed hundreds. But a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new 年 received hours before the planned attack, triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a 安全 house. 发布 一年多以前

if we're posting bad puns on the 墙 count me in
i see 说 the blind man, i saw 说 the carpenter 发布 一年多以前

Took my old girlfriend out to 晚餐 call dat Fed-Ex. 发布 一年多以前

I put in work, never skip a shift...got someone new every week...call that Taylor Swift. 发布 一年多以前

Banged a mom on the stairs, now they call me step dad. 发布 一年多以前

Ripped my newspaper in half, call it breaking news, 发布 一年多以前

Smoking weed at school call that a high school. 发布 一年多以前

HELP ME!!!!!! -clings to 随意 person- my name is Bread. And my friend (more 或者 less) threatened me th-that she would.... would burn me in a toaster!!!! -shakes 随意 person's shoulders- help me! PLEASE!!!!! -random person walks away calmly- don't leave me! -collapses to ground with tears in eyes- YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!!!! 发布 一年多以前

For some reason now, I do not visit FanPop as I did in August. I don't know why but everything seems to fade. 发布 一年多以前

the 随意 club is collapsing on itself and we are all to blame 发布 一年多以前

I hate my book group in english class. They don't read what we have to and they keep spamming my iPad with selfies. 发布 一年多以前

—My attempt at flirting—
Me to my crush: So 你 come here often?
*sitting at our desks in school*

Damn it! 发布 一年多以前

young man, there's no need to feel down 发布 一年多以前

WI FI 发布 一年多以前

I just read a quote:
"Trust is like paper once it is crumpled it can't be perfect"
Hmmm......
I'll iron the paper. 发布 一年多以前

I probably won't be on tomorrow, it's my sister's birthday, plus we have cleaning to do for Halloween. 发布 一年多以前

sting 发布 一年多以前

great apparently my mental health is so low i need to get help asap 发布 一年多以前

THE DALEKS ARE SUPREME. 发布 一年多以前

It's only been what, 20 分钟 since they made their account, and Whynotbe has already been banned. Thank goodness. 发布 一年多以前

heyo how 你 all doing^o^ 发布 一年多以前

Add me Skype . 发布 一年多以前

what is 更多 random- being 随意 或者 asked to be random? random,huh? 发布 一年多以前

Add me Skype 发布 一年多以前

Why can't spiders turn into beautiful butterflies? 发布 一年多以前

Turn to page 394! *Dances* 发布 一年多以前

The 随意 墙 is RANDOM! 发布 一年多以前

If 你 like the crazy Bart Baker parodies I've 发布 here 你 should 加入 the club I made

link 发布 一年多以前

Today was flashback Friday so I took your 建议 and dressed up. -_- worst. Decision. EVER. don't even ask... 发布 一年多以前

Add me Skype 发布 一年多以前

I'm disgusted 由 what I just heard. So it's only gay and bisexuals go can get STDS? 发布 一年多以前

Add me Skype 发布 一年多以前

I feel so much better today. 发布 一年多以前

I'm getting really annoyed at 潮流粉丝俱乐部 because whenever an ad randomly pops up at the 最佳, 返回页首 of the screen, whatever I click on ends up being something totally different. 发布 一年多以前

is this still the center of activity here 或者 发布 一年多以前

*trying to sell 糖果 to go on a field trip*
Me: 嘿 dad! I have 糖果 I need to sell. There's 浓情巧克力 and-
Dad: Chocolate? Did 你 just say...chocolate?
Me: Yeah, would 你 like to buy some? There's this awesome museum-
Dad: Chocolate!
Me: Dad, wait, no!
Dad: CHOCOLATE!
*starts chasing me around the house*
CHOCOLATE!
CHOCOLAAAATE! 发布 一年多以前

I got ANOTHER question.... anyway, I went to Wal-Mart today and found this trilogy series. The first book is called Divergent. Could somebody tell me if it's a good book? I'm not so sure and I don't want to waste my time on something not good. 发布 一年多以前

I AM SUCH A BAD FREIND VDJFHJD 发布 一年多以前

Don't eat the yellow snow! 发布 一年多以前

I have to go take a bath and get ready for bed, if my tablet is not dead I'll get on it. If not, I'll see 你 guys in the morning, lets see if the 火, 消防 on the 潮流粉丝俱乐部 club dies down 由 then. 发布 一年多以前

I had a strange craving for 意大利面 so I got up in the middle of the night and made some. My parents looked at me like I was a psychopath. 发布 一年多以前

So there is this user who messages me telling me not to talk to them ever again. After I ask why and also to stop yelling they starts calling me names and telling me to go F myself. What in the world did I do? All I tried to do was help her/him make a new club. ;-; 发布 一年多以前

Have 你 ever had one of those "I leave 你 people alone for just a 分钟 look what happens, everything's gone to pot!" moments. 发布 一年多以前

Sometimes I wonder what goes on in people's heads. *Sighs* 发布 一年多以前

bye people im leaving 发布 一年多以前

Whoot, I'm moving yet again. As 你 can tell I'm just SSSSSOOOOOO excited. 发布 一年多以前

this is a link 给 to each member of this site, whos link is clickened ( :D) 更多 wins it! Will 你 PLZ click on it? i have only 12 days left and i have 0 clicks :D and share it and get as much clicks as 你 can! Plz! Come on! lets do it! This is THE LINK ~>
link 发布 一年多以前

Who even made the 随意 club? 发布 一年多以前

I finally just had to block my 墙 from people i'm not a 粉丝 of to keep that Razor dude from stalking me. I swear, he took up TEN pages on my 墙 of just 'Kindly 报道 me'. Like WTF? Does this guy have no life at all 或者 something. First it was sexual harassing me, then after I told him to flick off, he just went to trolling. And once I just ignored all his messages, he must have gotten mad, because he went to my wall. And they got worse with every account he made. Hopefully, he is gone now. 发布 一年多以前

iPhone = Eye Phone = Illuminati Phone. Siri spelled backwards is Iris, thats a part of the Eye. 苹果 is Illuminati. They're watching you. 发布 一年多以前

I'm being a weirdo and having my birthday party at build a bear. 哈哈 发布 一年多以前

OMG!!! My parents 说 下一个 年 we're going to Jamaica for a vacation!!! I'm already excited WOOHOO!!! 哈哈 sorry I just found out I just HAD to get it out. xD 发布 一年多以前

So I'll be doing some study abroad programs this 年 but i can't decide >_< Trying to decide between South Africa, England/Scotland, and Quebec! ugh so excited! ^_^ 发布 一年多以前

Did 你 know that the sum of numbers 1-36 is 666 发布 一年多以前

年 2050

wanna know what your eyes color represents? 发布 一年多以前

This sickness is getting progressively lower.

First the headache, then the sore throat, then the cough and chest, then the stomach bug...

I'm scared of what comes next. 发布 一年多以前

Flurp... 哈哈 I don't even know. 发布 一年多以前

I hate when girls lie about their make up 'yeah i don't wear that much make-up' 婊子, 子 你 look like the joker for the 爱情 of 狗 everywhere stop lying about your make up... 发布 一年多以前

Moo. 发布 一年多以前

anyone here little monster? 发布 一年多以前

people here are so cool :D 发布 一年多以前

Here´s a tricky, 问题 the tool to humanity survival any of neither of the box,the most important tool is respect. 发布 一年多以前

(Bowser laugh) 发布 一年多以前

My parents finally turned the heat on in the house! I'm not cold now. 发布 一年多以前

随意 is deadly dead again :o 发布 一年多以前

Talk to me! 发布 一年多以前

three 苹果 发布 一年多以前

Seriously,tho what's with peeps and chain letters? 发布 一年多以前

her name is Rio and she dances on the sand 发布 一年多以前

To 日 i got kickedout off 脸谱 cuz i qouted Lil Wayne 由 saying " Nigga" 7 times . 发布 一年多以前

*Rolls over and sleeps* Screw the world and today. I would rather sleep forever. 发布 一年多以前

After scientists figure out how to cure boredom, let me know. 发布 一年多以前

Nappa: Vegeta, what does the Scouter say about the 粉丝 count?

Vegeta: *crushes scouter * IT'S OVER 19000!!!!!

Nappa: WHAT 19000?! That can't be right!

Well, congrats to the 随意 club, which has now got 19,000 fans. Free 饼干 for everyone! :3 发布 一年多以前

Yayz 随意 club is back to 19000 fans! 发布 一年多以前

My OTP needs to hurry up and 吻乐队（Kiss） already. :I 发布 一年多以前

I got my first medal :D 发布 一年多以前

All I see
Waffles,pancakes,pizza,toast,dinner.......... 发布 一年多以前

Pancakes. 发布 一年多以前

When teacher points 你 out and says you're continuously talking ._. 发布 一年多以前

I hope she gets lots of spaghetti!!! 发布 一年多以前

WOW! Just one 更多 粉丝 and this club will have 19,000 粉丝 already! ＼(>o<)ノ 发布 一年多以前

Blah I'm bbbboooorrrrrrreeeeedddd...................... 发布 一年多以前

Hello peoples of earth I come in peace, and with the pizza... 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 发布 一年多以前

Grove 街, 街道 my home.....well it was aleast before i fucked everything up. 发布 一年多以前