I do think that 你 probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add 更多 to the 列表 when I find 更多 sites I think 你 should probably avoid. So if anyone sends 你 链接 to the following sites, 你 have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad 由 the name of the 网址 but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.
UNLESS 你 ARE A SICKO I ADVISE 你 NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated 由 you. I was so 着魔 由 your beauty that I ran into that 墙 over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime 你 passed by, just so I could stare at 你 a bit longer. Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. For a moment I thought I...
1. 天使 Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying 或者 you'll get some action faster than a pit 公牛 on a t-bone.
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all 你 want even if she is the kind who will out chug 你 in 啤酒 and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names 你 never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
Truth 或者 dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth 或者 dare questions, which will help 你 to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.
Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
Describe the strangest dream 你 have ever had in your life?
What is the one quality 或者 feature 你 would like to change about yourself?
Do 你 have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend 或者 boyfriend's friend?
Do 你 think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
1.When 你 walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.
2.Before your science class starts, put a 冷却器 that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up 列表 is on my 台, 办公桌 for the part 你 would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up 列表 on her desk.
3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
Sweetie Sweetheart My love Lover Pumpkin Baby Darling Sweetie Pie Baby Doll My Little Cabbage (French) Love of my Life Angel Beloved Dear Dearest Dear one Deary Flame Heart’s Desire Honey Bun Poubelle Honeybunch Lamb Jewel Loveling Pearl Pet Precious Princess Prince My Sweet Sugar Treasure True Love Beautiful Beauty Gem Saint Light of my Life Object of my Affection Angel Face Babe Buttercup Button Cherub Chica Dumpling Little Angel Little Darling Little Doll Number One Prize Tootsie Doll Face My Idol My Everything My Life Object of My Affection True Love One and Only Inamorata Inamorato My Passion Valentine Dove Honey Bunny Smoochy Babycake Dream Girl Dream...
1. Unplug the refrigerator. 2. Turn the 烤箱 on. 3. Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.) 4. Hide the remote. 5. Hide the television. 6. Hide the pets. 7. Change the answering machine message. 8. Turn off the answering machine. 9. Change the speed dial numbers. 10. Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier. 11. Add...
Here are my 列表 of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let 你 know now i got alot of these from the youtobe channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh. (Make sure your not drinking anything 或者 eating anything 你 might spit it 或者 something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends? Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the 扫帚 late to work? It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the 湾 they'd be bagels.