He encounters a beautiful lady
She got no leeegs
A girl in an all boy school
She got no leeegs
They exchange smiles
she GOT no LEGS
She was beautiful indeed
SHE GOT NO LEEEEGSSSS -LaurenZside 发布 一年多以前

Eli.
Tell your mother to stop stalking me.
She ain't purdy. K? XD 发布 一年多以前

Ugh man, its one of those days where the body is extremely anxious for no actual reason and 你 are just like "Yeah don't freak out just cos the body is freaking out." 发布 一年多以前

Happy Tuesday. Thank 你 for being my friends. I hope 你 all have a really good day. 发布 一年多以前

Damn why does it have to be brighter than my future outside??? 发布 一年多以前

Finally, I can get my 龙虾 :) 发布 一年多以前

Happy Monday. I hope that 你 all have a wonderful day, my friends. 发布 一年多以前

Its almost a 年 since we found a baby wild rabbit that we were taking care of till it died. it did not live long at all. it did not even live a year. It only lived for a couple weeks 或者 a month. :( 发布 一年多以前

Since it is March I would like to take a moment to remind everyone that bagpipes are hardcore. 发布 一年多以前

Happy Sunday. I hope that 你 all have a wonderful afternoon and evening. 发布 一年多以前

There's a racist cop, a gay guy, and a broken nose.

Which ones 更多 crooked? XD Think about it, let it sink in. 发布 一年多以前

Mood: Enthusiastically Unenthusiastic =_= 发布 一年多以前

I fucking 爱情 cheddar cheese what's your 最喜爱的 type of cheese people? 发布 一年多以前

I've been on this site for 3 years. 发布 一年多以前

Happy Saturday. I hope that 你 all have a really fun weekend. 发布 一年多以前

I've been on this site for 4 years.
I feel like a 秃鹫, 兀鹫 just picking at the 识骨寻踪 of a caracass at this point, really. 发布 一年多以前

Happy Friday. I hope that 你 all have an amazing day, my friends. 发布 一年多以前

Oh um just wanted apologize and add that any decreased / unconformative /unstructured activity of mine recently 或者 in the 下一个 few days is because (spare 你 all the stressful details) I’m having to switch medication after having taken the same thing for 3 years. (*screams internally*) If I’m not here, it’s probably because I’m asleep because (extremely) unlike my usual self, I can’t stay awake. 或者 because I’m taking painkillers for headaches and trying to cope. 发布 一年多以前

Happy Thursday. I hope that 你 all have a wonderful day, my friends. 发布 一年多以前

Should I get divorced from Crazedsitcomfan? 发布 一年多以前

I leave this club for "god-knows-how-long" and CrazedSitcomFan is posting pictures of 随意 people's butts again. I thought we took care of this. 发布 一年多以前

Happy Wednesday. I hope that 你 all have a safe, fun, wonderful day. 发布 一年多以前

if anyone remembers this when i first joined:
in the past since in my family swear words are not allowed so i thought no one was supossed to say them, so i was trying to get ppl to stop swearing here. what the fuck was i thinking back then.... welll behind their backs i swear myself now. 发布 一年多以前

They say we live in the darkness
They say there's trouble ahead
Every 日 there's sorrow: today, tomorrow
But I am dancing instead.

Cause I can dance through the danger
The magic flows through my soul
All around, it's seeming in the dream I'm dreaming
A better 日 can't be far away.

So I will dance through the danger
And fly away to the stars
Take my lead and I'll start it to the beat of my heart
I'll never give up in my fight 'til the future is bright !!!! 发布 一年多以前

*Ladies at the cash register in front of me with full baskets*: *exists*

Me: thOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!

*Also Me*: *inhales deeply* THOOOOOOOOTOTOTOTOTOOOOOOOOOT!!! 发布 一年多以前

Happy Tuesday. I hope that 你 all have a terrific 日 full of fun. 发布 一年多以前

I just can't participate on 随意 because of Crazedsitcomfan
literally ruined 潮流粉丝俱乐部 for me so mad I want to 冲床 his face 发布 一年多以前

I might need this later. 发布 一年多以前

does anyone want 2 roosters? Cuz 1 keeps hurting our 鸭 and the other one hurt one of the other roosters bad, that one of his eyes will not open. like it is open but it is swollen up bad. 发布 一年多以前

Happy Monday. I hope 你 all have a wonderful, safe, and entertaining day. 发布 一年多以前

Wish the 潮流粉丝俱乐部 chat bar wasn't broken. 或者 better yet bring back Meebo. I didn't get to used it very long before they shut it down for 谷歌 plus which is going away later this year. 发布 一年多以前

Happy Sunday. I hope that 你 all have a great, safe, and fun day. 发布 一年多以前

for those who heard and are watching the new anime, "My roommate is a cat":
i made a club for the anime, if 你 like to join:
link 发布 一年多以前

Happy Saturday. Please stay 安全 and have a great weekend. 发布 一年多以前

Happy Friday. I hope that 你 all have a terrific day, my friends. Thank 你 for your comforting, supporting words. It means a lot to me. 发布 一年多以前

*not paying attention to history class and then teacher brings up Korea* IM IN!!!!!!! 发布 一年多以前

I woke up it was 7
I waited 'til 11
To figure out that no one would call
I think I got a lot of friends
But I don't hear from them
What's another night all alone
When you're spending every 日 on your own
And here it goes
I'm just a kid 发布 一年多以前

Happy Thursday, my 潮流粉丝俱乐部 friends. I hope that 你 all have a really good day. 发布 一年多以前

If it's a war you, then a war 你 will get. 发布 一年多以前

Aye guys I am still alive XD Just not active cos Im busy with things plus there isnt much to do lately on here anyways 发布 一年多以前

There's lots of weather problems going on. Please stay 安全 and be careful. I miss 你 my friends. I 爱情 you. 发布 一年多以前

This is how 你 go farther beyonddd AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! 发布 一年多以前

Happy Wednesday. I'm still dealing with the weather nonsense, but I hope that 你 all have a terrific day, my friends. 发布 一年多以前

Anybody who's wondering where I was should know there was a power outrage. I missed 你 all so much. I hope 你 have a wonderful day. 发布 一年多以前

Waiting impatiently for two 更多 months for the bearded dragon eggs to hatch, so I can get my new boi!
I’m REALLY FUCKING EXCITED.
你 have NO idea.

Oh and I think I’ve decided. My draggie’s gonna be called Phoenix 发布 一年多以前

Nice... Almost got killed at my work. I'm fucking quitting after this shift. 发布 一年多以前

Hi. Happy Sunday. I hope that 你 all have a terrific day. God bless all of you. 发布 一年多以前

one of my 最喜爱的 quotes:
"You can't just come into someone's life make them feel special, and then leave." ~ Taehyung (V from bts) 发布 一年多以前

Imagine an SJW Olympic tournament. 发布 一年多以前

HAMMER DOWN! 发布 一年多以前

Happy birthday Emily Blunt, the world's best actress. I hope that 你 all have a wonderful day. 发布 一年多以前

might fuck around and start saying *rawr* xD unironicallu 发布 一年多以前

"IMMA CATCH A BODY QUICK! IT'S A KAMIKAZE, BITCH!"

-GRAVEDGR, hard trap DJ and producer 发布 一年多以前

So my sister's boyfriend's dad only has 2 months left to live. i feel bad for him, because his dad was the person he loved the most. He cant live without his dad. So after school, we are going to pick him up from his house and take him roller skating (he loves roller skating) to help get his mind off his dad. im pretty sure its not gonna work, but its a try. 发布 一年多以前

Happy birthday George Washington, our first President. I hope that 你 all have a wonderful day. 发布 一年多以前

Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines. 发布 一年多以前

Based on my current icon, am I a weeb? 发布 一年多以前

I got this link stuck in my own head and I don't know what to do. 发布 一年多以前

Happy Thursday. Thank 你 for your friendship and kind words. I hope 你 all have a spectacular day. 发布 一年多以前

*inserts same information in every 占星术 chart site I've visited*
I keep getting different charts, but mostly the same information xD 发布 一年多以前

Q: What kind of math do birds like?
A: Owlgebra. 发布 一年多以前

Q: What do 你 call a happy bunny?
A: An Hop-timist. 发布 一年多以前

Q: What do 你 call a bunny transformer?
A: Hop-timus Prime 发布 一年多以前

Q: Which genre of 音乐 appeals to most cheeses?
A: R'n'Brie 发布 一年多以前

Save a bun, eat a taco. 发布 一年多以前

Q: What do 你 call sad coffee?"
A: Despresso. 发布 一年多以前

Q: What is best Beatles song?
A: Latte Be! 发布 一年多以前

What do 你 call a 培根 wrapped dinosaur? Jurrasic Pork. 发布 一年多以前

Q: Whats the name of the movie about Bacon?
A1: Frankenswine
A2: Hamlet 发布 一年多以前

Q: Why didn't the drunk Mexican druglord find the 培根 Tree?#
A: Because he walked into a Ham Bush! 发布 一年多以前

There are so many new people :'D I don't think 潮流粉丝俱乐部 has had this many new users in a while! 发布 一年多以前

And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say And they say 发布 一年多以前

Note to self: Never drink two cans of monster again unless I want to spend the night in the bathroom. 发布 一年多以前

So the band recently released their ‘first’ 音乐 video! A huge milestone for the newcomers
(I’m talking about Silence The Wolves) And WeLl.... *coughcoughwatch it*. [link
I’m immensely proud of them. A few of the members are “heros” to me. Such great people, fun to be around, very genuine, cool, and say what needs to be said.
My Pride + respect goes out to a successful future for these guys. ❤️ 发布 一年多以前

its like every week we have off school at least once 或者 a 2 小时 delay cuz of the snow. Which the snow here is latter supossed to turn to ice/sleet so we have off cuz of it. 发布 一年多以前

Happy Wednesday. I hope that 你 all have a lovely day. 发布 一年多以前

Yikes! A bomb bat! don't let it explode otherwise it's curtains for 你 and me. -Plucky Duck- Tiny Toon Adventures: Toonenstein 发布 一年多以前

Thank 你 for selecting Bastion
Mobilize assault and prepare for action
提交 yourself to robot control
Shift into tank mode and I'm on a roll
Now reconfigure, Sentry Turret
Repair required, just blew a circuit
I'm fascinated 由 nature's beauty
But human destruction is my rightful duty 发布 一年多以前

Happy Tuesday. I hope that 你 all have a great day. 发布 一年多以前

“And, I think, because of this, because 写作 is a thing I do to please myself, to remind myself that I am living, that I don’t allow my mind to get in the way with how my 写作 should 或者 should not be.” 发布 一年多以前

Fool me once, fool me twice, chicken 汤 and rice. 🤷‍♀ 发布 一年多以前

What do 你 call an alligator in a vest?
A investigator! 发布 一年多以前

Q: What happens when 你 feed gun powder to a chicken?
A: Egg-splosion 发布 一年多以前

Q: What is a banana's 最喜爱的 gymnastic move?
A: The splits! 发布 一年多以前

Of little kids, too long inside
They burst outdoors to play and hide.
Tracking mud and bringing bugs.
Look, there's footprints on the rug!

Tiny whirlwinds, these little tykes,
They skin their knees while riding bikes.
They rip and roar, they're running wild!
What fun it is to be a child.

It grows warmer every day.
Shoo the children out to play!
Pick the flowers, play in mud.
Too much rain, here comes a flood! 发布 一年多以前

It’s nice to see this club is still alive and active. 发布 一年多以前

Happy Monday and President's Day. I hope that 你 all have a wonderful day. 发布 一年多以前

I feel Rap monster. He just picked up his sunglasses and they broke. i just picked up my glasses and the broke. oof 发布 一年多以前

*jumps off the counter* I'm gay! 发布 一年多以前

Happy Sunday. I hope that 你 all have a wonderful day. 发布 一年多以前

Hi. Happy Saturday. I hope 你 all have a god day. 发布 一年多以前

Happy Friday. Thank 你 for everything, friends. I hope that 你 all have a wonderful day. 发布 一年多以前

We live in times with divine bionics
Some play God, others grind for profits.
Man and machine combined, symbiotic
But will humankind stand by, 或者 fight the Omnics? 发布 一年多以前

Woomy! 发布 一年多以前

Happy Thursday and Valentine's Day. I hope that 你 all have a lovely day. 发布 一年多以前

"Don't worry, I was an entity that wasn't supposed to be born in the first place." 发布 一年多以前

If 你 were my island, then I'd be your sea,
caressing your shores, soft and gentle I'd be.
My tidal embrace would leave gifts on your sands,
but 由 current and storm, I'd ward your gentle lands.

If 你 were love's promise, then I would be time,
your constant companion till stars align.
And though we are mere mortals, true 爱情 is divine,
and my devotion eternal, to my one valentine. 发布 一年多以前

If 你 were my rose, then I'd be your sun,
painting 你 rainbows when the rains come.
I'd change my orbit to banish the night,
as to keep 你 in my nurturing light.

If 你 were my world, then I'd be your moon,
your silent protector, a night-light in the gloom.
Our fates intertwined, two bodies in motion
through time and space, our dance of devotion

🌹💖💍🌸🌹💖💍🌸 发布 一年多以前

I'd take 你 away
Castaway on a lonely day
Bosom for a teary cheek
My song can but borrow your grace

Your beauty cascaded on me
In this white night 幻想 发布 一年多以前

Sing what 你 can't say, forget what 你 can't play
Hasten to drown into beautiful eyes
Walk within my poetry, this dying music
My loveletter to nobody

Never sigh for better world
It's already composed, played, and told 发布 一年多以前