Imma Jersey Devil 发布 一年多以前

🍀🍀🍀🎇Happy🎆New🎇Year🎆2020🎇in advance!🍀🍀🍀 发布 一年多以前

Wooooooooooooop 发布 一年多以前

My prediction for the future of YouTube: Every YouTube channel will become a reaction channel! 发布 一年多以前

Everyone knows midnight is the fun time for wicked, scary shit ;) 发布 一年多以前

Everyone's talking about Marriage Story and how awesome Adam Driver's 表演 was in that movie(which I personally think was actually oscar worthy if oscars actually meant anything)), but come on now, the best realistic showcase of anger in a movie?

It was pretty solid yeah, but like, has no one even seen Tobey Maguire's scene in Brothers?

Channing Tatum in Foxcatcher anyone?

I'd even go as far as to put Christian Bale in American Psycho during that one scene at the asian laundry mat. 发布 一年多以前

what is it marry crismas 发布 一年多以前

what is dive ores please answer. no one knows what it is my mom is not telling me 发布 一年多以前

merry crust 发布 一年多以前

joyeux noël, ouais!

Translation of french: Merry Christmas, y'all 发布 一年多以前

Merry 圣诞节 ya filthy animals, and a Happy New Year! 发布 一年多以前

As childlike as I am, I’ve stopped being happy to wake up at the crack of dawn just to open gifts. Screw that shit, I’d rather sleep in as much as possible. But with my aunt being how she is, she won’t let me. 发布 一年多以前

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ 发布 一年多以前

Wait, SpongeBob. We're not cavemen. We have technology. 发布 一年多以前

2020 be the New 2010 man I was like 11 that time 发布 一年多以前

Happy 圣诞节 Eve. I hope 你 all have a wonderful day. Thank you, my friends, for having the 圣诞节 spirit in your 心 all 年 round. 你 make everyday shine brighter. 发布 一年多以前

....I'm so fucking bored -.- 发布 一年多以前

If any of 你 feel like no one notices you, then 你 should know that last night I got locked out of my workplace while working outside because everyone assumed I went 首页 with the rest of the crowd. I freaked the lead out when she saw I was still there - she'd already turned off the lights and everything lmao 发布 一年多以前

I can't believe I can't have my 树 up this 年 because me and the rest of my household knows that Skye is gonna try and destroy it. She is gettin really destructive and ripping up everything she can get her teeth and nails in. She thinks she can chew on everything she sees. She recently wrecked my mom's 爱情 座位 couch. And that's not all. It's gettin out of control. Well she is half lab. I'm not the only one without a 树 up, am I? 发布 一年多以前

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in advance to 你 all!!! 发布 一年多以前

Alright so first and foremost, I'd like to give a big thanks to the following peeps: zanhar1, BlindBandit92, 2ntyOnePilots, Karoii-chan, CokeTheUmbreon.

Thanks for well-wishing. It made having to where these itchy fucking casts a little 更多 bearable XD Now I gotta leg-drag-walk around as 3/8ths of a Christopher Reeves for almost nine damn weeks. NINE. uuuugh.

But on the bright side, I'm as free as a bird now! No 更多 being waken up for IVs xD YES! 发布 一年多以前

Let's End Trump's Era The Big Way! #Impeach 发布 一年多以前

Well Yesterday night was fun my bro and his weird friend Andrew who lives 下一个 door were playing video games on my console in my room. My little sister who got done cleaning offered them a tray of cookies. Andrew made fun of her calling her a house maid and a cuntling. because she likes to clean and help out all the time. So000oo the 2 had a hilllllllarious fight!!!! To the point where she hit Andrew with the tray. She REALLY hates him coming over 哈哈 XD 发布 一年多以前

Friday the 13th was originally Freyja's 日 but Christians 说 "lmao guess what heretics" and painted it as a 日 of evil to push fear onto the image of Pagans
So, happy (late) Friday the 13th, sluts 发布 一年多以前

I spent four hours editing a 随意 meme for the end of the decade
That's right, Crazedsitcomfan. You're not the only one who can 编辑 a series of pictures together
There's a new kid in town 发布 一年多以前

Fear is my bitch. Imma strong! 发布 一年多以前

Check out the 2019 Game Awards if 你 want to throw away two and a half hours of your life with garbage advertising, Kojima filling the scene, shitty movie plugs, and MAYBE get twenty 分钟 of stuff 你 actually care about 发布 一年多以前

Hope everyone was 安全 yesterday. From bad luck and/or Jason. What's Friday the 13th doing in December anyway? 发布 一年多以前

My life has been positively affected 由 the kindness and thoughtful sentiments of my 老友记 on Fanpop. Thank 你 for making me see life through a 更多 optimistic viewpoint. 发布 一年多以前

Good afternoon. I'm not really sure how to put this out there because this site is hella weird, but due to a request, I've been told to just put what needs to be put here. I don't know who here is 老友记 with Plastic Sundae, but I'm here to inform 你 all that he won't be here for a few days due to an accident at 1 of his occupations involving overexertion. He's been a bit sick for the past few days, and I'm not allowing him to do much 更多 until he gets better. 发布 一年多以前

Happy Friday 13th everybody! 发布 一年多以前

Everybody please be 安全 today. Hope y'all don't have any bad luck on this day. And watch out for you-know-who 发布 一年多以前

When 你 have a LoL friend and 你 just want to play LoL with him but he hears your voice and suddenly all he wants is to cam with me 或者 hear my voice so he can get off. He's not even gay. C'mon dude, stop being horny and just play LoL. The only thing I'm feeling right now is the urge to 冲床 him. He was actually fun to play with but now he doesn't play LoL with me anymore. This is BS. 发布 一年多以前

Man looking back at the archive of this site it was crazy active every 秒 of the 日 in 2009. 发布 一年多以前

I FINALLY updated my profile, and I’m SUPER happy with it.
Take a look. Totally sick if I say so myself! 🤘🤘🤘 发布 一年多以前

Thank 你 God
And Thank 你 too, Satan 发布 一年多以前

Thank 你 trolls 发布 一年多以前

I worry about the 日 I have a child, not because having a child terrifies me (It does though), but the idea of hearing my kid say he wants to be a Youtuber 或者 a Let's Player when he grows up would genuinely upset me
If 你 have kids 或者 younger relatives of any kind, siblings, nephews, whatever, and they wanna be a Youtuber, please make reconsider 发布 一年多以前

A person's life is a continuous stream of change; one can't judge a person based on a momentary situation. What really matters is how we connect to each other and how we treat one another with patience, compassion and honesty. 发布 一年多以前

Does anybody know a jerk usernamed NoNoobs? 2 months ago, he went on my 墙 and just randomly called me a fool and 说 I'm gullible. He called me that in my 收件箱 too. Yes I know it was a while back but still. I don't know who he think he was to just come on my page (and 收件箱 me) and call me a fool and gullible. Who is he and what's his problem with me? Is he a troll? Is he like this to everyone? All I wanna know is who he is and what that was all about. That's all I'm asking. 发布 一年多以前

I want to see Motley Crue but the tickets are crazy expensive. :v Granted it's only the presales so maybe gen admission will be reasonably priced. 发布 一年多以前

圣诞节 be comin! And ma lil sis is getting stuff set up like crazy! Ayeeeeee XD 发布 一年多以前

So to like, get your like, free v-bux on Fortenight, we're gonna like, not charge you, but we like, need a card """"on file."""" 发布 一年多以前

Anybody plays League of Legends? Idk, I'm playing 最佳, 返回页首 lane way too much that I kinda want to change my 用户名 that lets me geek out about Darius and Garen. Best rivalry match ever, two very fun characters, just a good time. 发布 一年多以前

t-t-t-t today junior XD 发布 一年多以前

For my peeps here that like reading, if you're interested in something not only good to read but also different, then I'd definitely recommend checking out some of Zan's stuff :D I think I'd read a novel if she wrote one.

Also, pray for Nuri's filling xD Type "F". 发布 一年多以前

Wish people didn't come to a fast 食物 restaurant and order sick as hell ended up witnessing one dude not make it and vomit. Like nasty. I was done that day. 发布 一年多以前

"A 日 in the life of" aka "Filming myself doing everything I need to for a 日 so it doesn't look like I'm doing nothing for another three weeks" 发布 一年多以前

嘿 guys.
I think it’s about time I say something to all of you, seeing as I’ve been here 4-ish years now. XD
I’m transgender. Female to male. Probably not much surprise there, because it’s clear that I’ve never been fully stable identity wise. But yeah. Just putting that out.
Closet = empty!

Love, ya dude Jayson 发布 一年多以前

I just started watching for the first time Wednesday. I binge watched to the end of season 2, and let me just say that I fucking 爱情 this show! I don't even know how I never really heard of it that much up until now, and I'm glad I decided to give it a shot :D 发布 一年多以前

If 你 like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain~ 发布 一年多以前

Wowie... been ages since I was here. Hope everyone is doing well 发布 一年多以前

Happy thanksgiving, y'all

French: Bonne action de grâce, ça va

Chinese: Gǎn'ēn jié kuàilè, nǐ huì

Japanese: Shiawasena kansha-sai, ya' ll

Korean: jeulgeoun chusu gamsajeol, najung-e

Mongolian: talarkhlyn ödriin mend khürgeye 发布 一年多以前

I'm thankful for my wonderful friends. Thank 你 for everything. Happy Thanksgiving. 发布 一年多以前

"Will 你 marry me?" is a marriage proposal.

"Will, You, Marry, Me" is a foursome proposal.

"Will, 你 marry me." is a time traveler spoiling the future.

"Will you, Marry me " is a cavewoman trying to make Will, who has amnesia remember who he is. 发布 一年多以前

Happy 食物 日 mother fuckers! I hope ya'll all have a great 日 today with family 或者 whoever you're spending the holiday with! 发布 一年多以前

"God has the most toxic fanbase. " - Satan. 发布 一年多以前

爱情 annoyin my bestie I like to head down to my basement and blast my electric 吉他 to scare her awake.When she stays over 哈哈 发布 一年多以前

I'm going out for a trip to a state that shaped like a dick. So I am going to be even less active on this site than usual. 发布 一年多以前

I never really realized how some names are common as fuck until I hung out with three 老友记 with the same damn name XD 发布 一年多以前

When people talk shit to appeal to other people, it's really a sad sight to see XD Embarrassing, really. 发布 一年多以前

嘿 everyone :( are 你 guys Karis New internet friends? :( this is her little sister kari keeps making me do most of the house work :( 发布 一年多以前

Wanna know what sucks about being sick? Not knowing where 你 got it from? 😒

How many of 你 feel the same? 发布 一年多以前

Hazbin Hotel is amazing and anybody who appreciates dark humor should check it out. 发布 一年多以前

Yeeeeah, I still can't get behind FoTWD. There's not enough "CorrrAL! " in my opinion xP 发布 一年多以前

...

Drainage. That's all I can say. 发布 一年多以前

The best revenge ever is success. 爱情 someone for their heart. Not their things. A good 心 is bigger than anything. Don't pain for those who may leave you. Use pain to earn success that defines 你 发布 一年多以前

Stay Rockin & Rollin! 发布 一年多以前

When 你 want to text/message someone but the last convo was awkward :/ 发布 一年多以前

Bored 发布 一年多以前

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! <3 发布 一年多以前

嘿 guys I got a new acount 👍🏻 (I used to be melody Bryant) 发布 一年多以前

Oh god, work in an 小时 and I haven't even began to rub my eyes xD ffFFUCK. 发布 一年多以前

How to annoy a friend (the right way XD):

Scenario 1: Take things too literally
"That shit was good!"

"You eat shit?"

"No I–"

"You nasty mother fucker!"

"Sonuva 婊子, 子 I–"

"YOU EAT IT UP LIKE GROCERIES!"
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Scenario 2: Answering in song/reference

"Yo, I'm on 13th Street, where 你 at?"

"Tokio Hotel ."

"What? No forreal though, where 你 at?"

"The wrong side of heaven–"

"I ain't callin 你 no 更多 bruh damn."

"–the righteous side of hell 发布 一年多以前

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell 你 why it isn't. 发布 一年多以前

Dark as shit in ma house Good time for some creepypasta. :D 发布 一年多以前

I remember I had a 比萨, 比萨饼 delivery job once in my teens along with my friend. One of the people I was delivering to were damn hella creepy. I got used to it while my friend not so much. Lets just say she quit faster than 你 can say. She hated going to certain houses. 发布 一年多以前

Pretending not to be manic like...
Ahahaha scuz the wild look in my eyes I uhhhhh had coffee 发布 一年多以前

Ugh...slept so hard that I think my 枕头 gave me a conCUSHION...

...Where's the door, I'll 显示 myself out XD 发布 一年多以前

Karis doll is creepy 发布 一年多以前

Thinking about the vacation feels better than the actual vacation. 发布 一年多以前

... 🤔 发布 一年多以前

Romanticizing bad things are like:

Person 1: Well...if you're in a toxic relationship why not just leave? 你 know, because "toxic" means poisonous and poison is bad for 你 which means toxicity is bad for 你 which means 你 should be in a poisonous relationship which mean–

Person 2: NnnnnNOO!

Person 1: ....why?

Person 2: Because ITS MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE AND NO ONE CAN HAVE IT! ITS MINE! MIIINE! 发布 一年多以前

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie !!!! 发布 一年多以前

Du du du du-du du du
Du du du du du-du du du 发布 一年多以前

>watching a 7 分钟 video on how to sleep in 60 秒 发布 一年多以前

"Senpai did notice everything. Senpai can see right through all your dirty tricks and mind games. " 发布 一年多以前

Study says smoking is good for environment because it kills humans. 发布 一年多以前

The warm 屁股 beaches are nice fuk this cold. 发布 一年多以前

Why does Death Metal have no instrumentals.. They have some very badass 吉他 work.. But the lyrics keep ruining it 发布 一年多以前

I'm going to be off the internet for a while because I want to avoid being spoiled from Pokemon Sword and Shield. 发布 一年多以前

Thank you, my friends, for making 潮流粉丝俱乐部 a brighter, 更多 friendly, and fun place. 发布 一年多以前

Oh god...ooooh man...or humanity...ohh dude, oh fuck, oh shit, oh my goodness, sweet mother of Lipton ice tea....good golly oh mighty on a sunny day....oh my Riku without sprinkles and Azulaless Zan...great GOOGLY MOOGLY WHAT DID SHE DO TO ME?!

My stomach feels weird and I feel like I'm floating. Oh my god....I'm in love. This ain't right XD That's not how I'm supposed to work dammit! 发布 一年多以前

"I am become Death"

No matter how many times I hear this, that part always make me laugh when I'm trying to be fucking serious XD 支持 to whoever knows where that quote is from. 发布 一年多以前

I remixed a remix of 'Carol Of The Bells.'

Would it be too early to release? 🤔 发布 一年多以前

Death Stranding makes me feel like a true mailman, unlike New Vegas. New Vegas doesn't even have Monster Energy
10/10 for real postman experience
6/10 for everything else 发布 一年多以前

"Sorry, We Couldn't Post To This Wall"

Oh yeah? OH YEAH?! Well....okay. .--. 发布 一年多以前

Any besides me try to moonwalk like Michael Jackson only to fail fall? XD 发布 一年多以前

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! been awhile since I was on this site 哈哈 joined like in 2014 发布 一年多以前

Happy Veteran's Day. God bless all those who have fought for our country. 发布 一年多以前