1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two 分钟 later.
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if 你 are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when 你 get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if 你 can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 分钟 and if your teacher notices how long 你 were gone, say 你 have diarrhea 或者 constipation.
8.During a lesson 或者 while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, 问题 it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your 座位 and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if 你 are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if 你 aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how 你 are never chosen (even if 你 get chosen often) 或者 accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when 你 get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when 你 get asked about it, say that 你 aren't allowed 你 tell-the government has made 你 swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma 或者 grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! 你 look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen 或者 pencil to school so that 你 can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives 你 a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the 日 with a grin.
17.When 你 are supposed to be 阅读 silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives 你 the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* 《金装律师》 you. *giggle* Yea... 你 look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this 问题 due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that 你 heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that 你 can't answer that. They threatened 你 to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that 你 had to take care of'.
26.(If 你 haven't learned) In an important test 或者 assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your 屁股 off that afternoon and the 下一个 日 when 你 are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that 你 are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, 日 after day.
30.If 你 ever have to mark your own work, with every 问题 你 get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if 你 are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when 你 get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if 你 can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 分钟 and if your teacher notices how long 你 were gone, say 你 have diarrhea 或者 constipation.
8.During a lesson 或者 while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, 问题 it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your 座位 and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if 你 are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if 你 aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how 你 are never chosen (even if 你 get chosen often) 或者 accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when 你 get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when 你 get asked about it, say that 你 aren't allowed 你 tell-the government has made 你 swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma 或者 grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! 你 look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen 或者 pencil to school so that 你 can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives 你 a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the 日 with a grin.
17.When 你 are supposed to be 阅读 silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives 你 the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* 《金装律师》 you. *giggle* Yea... 你 look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this 问题 due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that 你 heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that 你 can't answer that. They threatened 你 to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that 你 had to take care of'.
26.(If 你 haven't learned) In an important test 或者 assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your 屁股 off that afternoon and the 下一个 日 when 你 are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that 你 are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, 日 after day.
30.If 你 ever have to mark your own work, with every 问题 你 get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.
Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits 下一个 to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your 老友记 make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.
Song: link
John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.
Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus,...
Praise Kek!
There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.
I am the 心 of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the 火, 消防 of hate.
All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.
Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.
Preached 由 the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
T
h
e
C
o
d
e
o
f
K
e
K
Praise Kek !!!!
KEK WILLS IT!
Episode 3 has arrived!
