1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two 分钟 later.
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if 你 are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when 你 get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if 你 can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 分钟 and if your teacher notices how long 你 were gone, say 你 have diarrhea 或者 constipation.
8.During a lesson 或者 while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, 问题 it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your 座位 and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if 你 are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if 你 aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how 你 are never chosen (even if 你 get chosen often) 或者 accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when 你 get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when 你 get asked about it, say that 你 aren't allowed 你 tell-the government has made 你 swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma 或者 grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! 你 look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen 或者 pencil to school so that 你 can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives 你 a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the 日 with a grin.
17.When 你 are supposed to be 阅读 silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives 你 the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* 《金装律师》 you. *giggle* Yea... 你 look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this 问题 due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that 你 heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that 你 can't answer that. They threatened 你 to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that 你 had to take care of'.
26.(If 你 haven't learned) In an important test 或者 assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your 屁股 off that afternoon and the 下一个 日 when 你 are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that 你 are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, 日 after day.
30.If 你 ever have to mark your own work, with every 问题 你 get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if 你 are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when 你 get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if 你 can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 分钟 and if your teacher notices how long 你 were gone, say 你 have diarrhea 或者 constipation.
8.During a lesson 或者 while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, 问题 it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your 座位 and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if 你 are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if 你 aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how 你 are never chosen (even if 你 get chosen often) 或者 accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when 你 get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when 你 get asked about it, say that 你 aren't allowed 你 tell-the government has made 你 swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma 或者 grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! 你 look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen 或者 pencil to school so that 你 can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives 你 a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the 日 with a grin.
17.When 你 are supposed to be 阅读 silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives 你 the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* 《金装律师》 you. *giggle* Yea... 你 look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this 问题 due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that 你 heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that 你 can't answer that. They threatened 你 to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that 你 had to take care of'.
26.(If 你 haven't learned) In an important test 或者 assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your 屁股 off that afternoon and the 下一个 日 when 你 are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that 你 are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, 日 after day.
30.If 你 ever have to mark your own work, with every 问题 你 get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
Hi peeps, I just had an idea so I made a spur of the moment article!!!
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the 评论 box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
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Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
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Just filling up 太空 so the 文章 will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
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So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the 评论 box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!
Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who
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Just filling up 太空 so the 文章 will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
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Not a 粉丝 but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.
4. Sophia Bush
She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.
3. Kaya Scodelario
Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!
2. Katie Cassidy
This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.
1. Megan Fox
Not a 粉丝 but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!
Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys 或者 something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball 或者 swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball 或者 swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy 你 get on the middle of the floor.
2.Fill a 袜子 with pennies, and then demand all of the 食物 using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a 随意 person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos 或者 baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as 你 can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little 羊肉, 羔羊 at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's 食物 when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about 随意 things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
2.Fill a 袜子 with pennies, and then demand all of the 食物 using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a 随意 person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos 或者 baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as 你 can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little 羊肉, 羔羊 at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's 食物 when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about 随意 things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
u wudnt know if there was 面包 on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is 面包 on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the 面包 is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and 或者 eat the 面包 that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the 面包 off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the 面包 that is on yer head so u can on living without 面包 on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the 面包 that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating 面包 it is so if i tell u that there is 面包 on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of 面包 on yer head