1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two 分钟 later.
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if 你 are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when 你 get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if 你 can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 分钟 and if your teacher notices how long 你 were gone, say 你 have diarrhea 或者 constipation.
8.During a lesson 或者 while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, 问题 it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your 座位 and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if 你 are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if 你 aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how 你 are never chosen (even if 你 get chosen often) 或者 accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when 你 get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when 你 get asked about it, say that 你 aren't allowed 你 tell-the government has made 你 swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma 或者 grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! 你 look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen 或者 pencil to school so that 你 can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives 你 a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the 日 with a grin.
17.When 你 are supposed to be 阅读 silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives 你 the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* 《金装律师》 you. *giggle* Yea... 你 look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this 问题 due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that 你 heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that 你 can't answer that. They threatened 你 to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that 你 had to take care of'.
26.(If 你 haven't learned) In an important test 或者 assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your 屁股 off that afternoon and the 下一个 日 when 你 are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that 你 are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, 日 after day.
30.If 你 ever have to mark your own work, with every 问题 你 get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if 你 are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when 你 get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if 你 can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 分钟 and if your teacher notices how long 你 were gone, say 你 have diarrhea 或者 constipation.
8.During a lesson 或者 while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, 问题 it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your 座位 and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if 你 are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if 你 aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how 你 are never chosen (even if 你 get chosen often) 或者 accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when 你 get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when 你 get asked about it, say that 你 aren't allowed 你 tell-the government has made 你 swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma 或者 grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! 你 look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen 或者 pencil to school so that 你 can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives 你 a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the 日 with a grin.
17.When 你 are supposed to be 阅读 silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives 你 the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* 《金装律师》 you. *giggle* Yea... 你 look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this 问题 due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that 你 heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that 你 can't answer that. They threatened 你 to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that 你 had to take care of'.
26.(If 你 haven't learned) In an important test 或者 assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your 屁股 off that afternoon and the 下一个 日 when 你 are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that 你 are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, 日 after day.
30.If 你 ever have to mark your own work, with every 问题 你 get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new 龟, 海龟 三明治 this week. But I am 写作 this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought 更多 about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between 电影院 and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch 电影院 far 更多 often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city 你 might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make 更多 time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought 更多 about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between 电影院 and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch 电影院 far 更多 often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city 你 might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make 更多 time for this in the future.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude 评论 to yourself. I hope 你 like it and please tell me what 你 think.
1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper 或者 self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are 苦 but the 水果 is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which 你 can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are 苦 but the 水果 is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which 你 can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming 或者 seem polite. 或者 he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, 或者 worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear 更多 of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? 或者 simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a 分钟 then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.