1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two 分钟 later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if 你 are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when 你 get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'

7.Ask if 你 can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 分钟 and if your teacher notices how long 你 were gone, say 你 have diarrhea 或者 constipation.

8.During a lesson 或者 while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.

9.Every time your teacher has explained something, 问题 it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'

10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your 座位 and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if 你 are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if 你 aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how 你 are never chosen (even if 你 get chosen often) 或者 accuse him/her of being bias.

11.Come to school late and when 你 get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.

12.Come to school late and when 你 get asked about it, say that 你 aren't allowed 你 tell-the government has made 你 swear to secrecy.

13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma 或者 grandpa.

14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).

15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! 你 look MUCH older than that!'

16.Never bring a pen 或者 pencil to school so that 你 can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives 你 a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the 日 with a grin.

17.When 你 are supposed to be 阅读 silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.

18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives 你 the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.

19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.

20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.

21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* 《金装律师》 you. *giggle* Yea... 你 look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .

22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this 问题 due to religious purposes.'

23.Tell him/her that 你 heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that 你 can't answer that. They threatened 你 to secrecy.

24.Speak like Yoda.

25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that 你 had to take care of'.

26.(If 你 haven't learned) In an important test 或者 assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your 屁股 off that afternoon and the 下一个 日 when 你 are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that 你 are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.

27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.

28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'

29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, 日 after day.

30.If 你 ever have to mark your own work, with every 问题 你 get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'