1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two 分钟 later.
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if 你 are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when 你 get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if 你 can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 分钟 and if your teacher notices how long 你 were gone, say 你 have diarrhea 或者 constipation.
8.During a lesson 或者 while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, 问题 it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your 座位 and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if 你 are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if 你 aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how 你 are never chosen (even if 你 get chosen often) 或者 accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when 你 get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when 你 get asked about it, say that 你 aren't allowed 你 tell-the government has made 你 swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma 或者 grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! 你 look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen 或者 pencil to school so that 你 can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives 你 a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the 日 with a grin.
17.When 你 are supposed to be 阅读 silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives 你 the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* 《金装律师》 you. *giggle* Yea... 你 look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this 问题 due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that 你 heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that 你 can't answer that. They threatened 你 to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that 你 had to take care of'.
26.(If 你 haven't learned) In an important test 或者 assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your 屁股 off that afternoon and the 下一个 日 when 你 are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that 你 are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, 日 after day.
30.If 你 ever have to mark your own work, with every 问题 你 get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if 你 are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when 你 get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if 你 can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 分钟 and if your teacher notices how long 你 were gone, say 你 have diarrhea 或者 constipation.
8.During a lesson 或者 while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, 问题 it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your 座位 and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if 你 are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if 你 aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how 你 are never chosen (even if 你 get chosen often) 或者 accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when 你 get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when 你 get asked about it, say that 你 aren't allowed 你 tell-the government has made 你 swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma 或者 grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! 你 look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen 或者 pencil to school so that 你 can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives 你 a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the 日 with a grin.
17.When 你 are supposed to be 阅读 silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives 你 the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* 《金装律师》 you. *giggle* Yea... 你 look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this 问题 due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that 你 heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that 你 can't answer that. They threatened 你 to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that 你 had to take care of'.
26.(If 你 haven't learned) In an important test 或者 assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your 屁股 off that afternoon and the 下一个 日 when 你 are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that 你 are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, 日 after day.
30.If 你 ever have to mark your own work, with every 问题 你 get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
I HOPE 你 ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
你 can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
你 can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
These 语录 are 语录 with differnt meanings of 鼬, 雪貂 或者 just the animal.
“If a 鼬, 雪貂 bites 你 it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the 查看 are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, 你 can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to 鼬, 雪貂 it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and 鼬, 雪貂 it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
“If a 鼬, 雪貂 bites 你 it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the 查看 are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, 你 can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to 鼬, 雪貂 it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and 鼬, 雪貂 it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I 爱情 you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I 爱情 you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and 你 don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do 你 use these emotions 或者 others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) 吻乐队(Kiss)
-See 更多 emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. 或者 be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat 食物 that can make 你 sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda 或者 crush
4) gety near load stuff 或者 equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late 小时
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms 街, 街道 orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make 你 hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what 你 did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat 食物 that can make 你 sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda 或者 crush
4) gety near load stuff 或者 equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late 小时
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms 街, 街道 orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make 你 hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what 你 did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!