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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

Con: Hello P, what do 你 need me to do?
P: That depends, what do 你 know about a 小马 named Hattan Scaramanga.
Con: I know that she has a really powerful gun, and can kill anypony with just one shot. Why?
P: She has plans to kill you.
Con: Well that can't be good.
P: 你 need to go to Hong Kong, and kill her, before the opposite happens.
Con: Kill her? I don't know if I wanna kill her.
P: She is a threat, and must die.
Con: Fine. *leaves room*
Moneybit: Hello Con.
Con: Hi Miss Moneybit, where is Hong Kong?
Moneybit: In China.
Con: And where is China?
Moneybit: Very far from Equestria, on the opposite side of the pacific ocean to be exact.
Con: Oh great.
P: Ach, I almost forgot. This bullet has 0007 engraved in it, and I want 你 to bring it to S.
Con: What is he going to do with it?
P: Examine it.
Con: Oh thank celestia, I thought he was going to put it in a gem sandwich, and eat it.
P: NIEN! Why would he do that?
Con: I don't know, I'll ask him.

In S's lab

Con: Where's S?
lab expert: Over there.
S: Con? What's up?
Con: P wanted me to bring this to you.
S: A bullet? What for?
Con: She wants 你 to examine it, see what gauge it is.
S: Hmm. *examines bullet*
lab expert: *working on grenade launcher*
Con: Woah that's cool!
lab expert: *accidentally launches grenade* Damnit, Con, stop playing around!
S: I'm back
Con: What gauge is it?
S: 你 might not believe this, but it's a 4.1 millimeter gauge.
Con: I wonder who makes that.
S: You'll have to check the gun shops.

So that's what Con did, in the 下一个 part.
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Not long ago,like 20 years,was a pegasi stallion,named Scoot.His mane has in a strange form.In the school,the ponies called him alien.He didn't liked it.One day,on his class came'd a young mare,named Solar Heart.She was beautiful.In his inside,Scoot,loved her,but he didn't express it in the outside.She was popular,but she didn't want that little pegasi behind.She understood she loved him.She tried to express this to him,but he didn't listen.There was his mistake.The young mare,trying to understand that he didn't had the same feelings for her,she decided to leave him alone.And that was what...
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