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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

Con: Hello P, what do 你 need me to do?
P: That depends, what do 你 know about a 小马 named Hattan Scaramanga.
Con: I know that she has a really powerful gun, and can kill anypony with just one shot. Why?
P: She has plans to kill you.
Con: Well that can't be good.
P: 你 need to go to Hong Kong, and kill her, before the opposite happens.
Con: Kill her? I don't know if I wanna kill her.
P: She is a threat, and must die.
Con: Fine. *leaves room*
Moneybit: Hello Con.
Con: Hi Miss Moneybit, where is Hong Kong?
Moneybit: In China.
Con: And where is China?
Moneybit: Very far from Equestria, on the opposite side of the pacific ocean to be exact.
Con: Oh great.
P: Ach, I almost forgot. This bullet has 0007 engraved in it, and I want 你 to bring it to S.
Con: What is he going to do with it?
P: Examine it.
Con: Oh thank celestia, I thought he was going to put it in a gem sandwich, and eat it.
P: NIEN! Why would he do that?
Con: I don't know, I'll ask him.

In S's lab

Con: Where's S?
lab expert: Over there.
S: Con? What's up?
Con: P wanted me to bring this to you.
S: A bullet? What for?
Con: She wants 你 to examine it, see what gauge it is.
S: Hmm. *examines bullet*
lab expert: *working on grenade launcher*
Con: Woah that's cool!
lab expert: *accidentally launches grenade* Damnit, Con, stop playing around!
S: I'm back
Con: What gauge is it?
S: 你 might not believe this, but it's a 4.1 millimeter gauge.
Con: I wonder who makes that.
S: You'll have to check the gun shops.

So that's what Con did, in the 下一个 part.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Power Play, and his group steal this car
Power Play, and his group steal this car
Pierce went to the commissioner. He wanted to tell him about what Nikki told him about the criminals, and what station they would be at.

Commissioner: *On walkie talkie* 你 sure about it?
Police 小马 66: Yes sir. They showed us the wanted posters, and we saw them with the drugs.
Commissioner: Notify the Coast Guard, and have those drug addicts arrested.
Pierce: *Arrives*
Commissioner: *Turns off radio, and looks at Pierce* What is it?
Pierce: I told my wife about the bank robbers, and she believes they will arrive at the train station in Oatland.
Commissioner: How does she know about it?
Pierce:...
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