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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom went to a nearby 粪便, 凳子 to grab a zip of water.

Crowd: Turn around!
Tom: *Looks at the ponies behind him*
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Have I been ignoring your section?
Crowd: Yeah!
Tom: Well I'm sorry. I'll make a note of that in my rulebook of comedy. I usually don't care for following rules 由 the way.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Many of them just seem pointless, and vague. Like the social distance craze that didn't last very long last year. For a good reason.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: First off, what the fuck is so social about it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Hi Jerry. Stay 6 feet away 或者 I'll 冲床 你 in...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom waited for the crowd to stop laughing. Once they did, he proceeded with his 下一个 joke.

Tom: Does the time bother you?
Crowd: *Chuckles*
Tom: I get bothered 由 the time. Not so much the time itself, but other ponies bother me. For the time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: 你 get this old mare that asks what time is it? What time is it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: As if, 你 yourself were responsible for keeping time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean I feel honored that they think I'm the one in charge, but 你 must understand 你 don't see official time keeper here, do you?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Here's another way...
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh ahh ahh ahhh…
(My Little Pony)
Twilight Sparkle: I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until 你 all shared its magic with me
Rainbow Dash: Big adventure
Pinkie Pie: Tons of fun
Rarity: A beautiful heart
Applejack: Faithful and strong
Fluttershy: Sharing kindness,
Twilight Sparkle: It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my little ponies
Do 你 know you're all my very best friends?
Twilight Sparkle: When I was young I was too busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not...
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1. Whenever 你 see apples 你 immediately think of Applejack.
2. Instead of saying "yes" 你 say "Eeyup".
3. Whenever 你 get mad at someone 你 tell them one of three things.
A. I'm gonna tolerate and 爱情 the SHIT outta you.
B. You're going to 爱情 ME!!!
C. BANISHED to the moon!
4. Instead of saying "Oh my god!" 你 say "Oh my Celestia!"
5. 你 have MLP 粉丝 characters.
6. 你 tell people to call 你 由 the name of one of the ponies.
7. Hear the word Pie and 你 go "LIKE PINKIE PIE?!"
8. If 你 see ANYTHING that says "20%" 你 burst into laughter.
9. If 你 see the word rainbow, 你 immediately feel...
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Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the 小马 folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except 彩虹 Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the 树 tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Mare: *Pushing a shopping 大车, 购物车 through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have 你 ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well 你 better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do 你 know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost 小马 was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every 年 on the 日 of the accident, the ghost 小马 runs around ponyville, shreiking like a 迷失 soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are 你 talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....
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The 显示 that defined an entire generation of not simply adults, but people, is actually not as good as 你 think it is.

I, going back to my roots of... let's say a 年 ago, am going to be the asshat that tells 你 why. I do this mostly because I was inspired 由 a really shitty 文章 I found while lazily scrolling through facebook.

Not saying it's a bad thing to watch this show, of course. I'd be a hell of a hypocrite for saying that, and even I know it.

I'm also not claiming this 显示 is bad. I'm just being an idiot and claiming it's not AS good as it's hyped up to be.
(these are also not...
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posted by Dragon-88
 Panty is skeptical of any 小马 she meets until she meets Blazin', and at some points develops a crush on him.
Panty is skeptical of any pony she meets until she meets Blazin', and at some points develops a crush on him.
So the story begins with Panty riding the train to Ponyville, where her new 首页 is located. Why is she moving to Ponyville? Too many ponies where she used to live laughed at her name, and one even 说 "Are your parents 《内衣少女》 或者 something?". Sick of it, and slightly satisfied after kicking that one 小马 in the crotch, she leaves her hometown for good. Where did she use to live? Manehattan, of course. Upon boarding the Ponyville Express, she sits 由 herself far away from other ponies on the train. Keeping her luggage close to her, she doesn't say a word, then the train arrives at the station....
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 The age-regressed 彩虹 that was dropped off 由 Twi at Canterlot Castle-with everything she would need.
The age-regressed Rainbow that was dropped off by Twi at Canterlot Castle-with everything she would need.
Looks like it's April Fool's 日 in Ponyville-and Pinkie and 彩虹 are on 火, 消防 with their practical jokes. Every 小马 became a victim-except Princess Twilight Sparkle, who stayed inside to avoid the mayhem, watching from one of the windows of her castle. As she went to take a nap, 彩虹 and Pinkie quietly went in to pull something off...

Rainbow: 你 got the red paint??

Pinkie: Are we really gonna do this? If we do, she's gonna grill our plots! Sorry, I'm not gonna get in trouble. Later! *takes off*

Rainbow: It's just a prank! What harm can it do?

Rainbow pulls out the paintbrush, dips in the...
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Changelings have existed for 更多 than 4 million years, and they are the one of the oldest known species in Equestria. When the world was first created, there was nothing but changelings. Soon enough, the changelings discovered the art of disguise, and the 更多 times they reproduced the better they got at mimicking pony-like figures. As time passed, 更多 of the offspring where born already transfigured as a pony, and stayed that way. Pure changelings are extremely uncommon, and it is estimated that there are less than ten thousand left.

Changeling culture is much different than one might expect....
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Well, this is something i've been thinking of doing for a little bit now. With it being a 年 since FiM ended - and now that we're being forced to suffer through 小马 Life 'til the 下一个 小马 movie hits theaters - i think it's about time for me to rank all the seasons of Friendship is Magic, from my 最喜爱的 to my least favorite. So, here it is:

1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)

And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would 你 guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the 评论 down below! :)
posted by candylover246
God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the 秒 i 发布 it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.

*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful 日 in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a 随意 gay thought suddenly popped up in her 粉, 粉色 head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of 老友记 is gay", Pinkie said...
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Note: In this song Pinkie Pie is around the same age as Mr. and Mrs. Cake.

Pinkie Pie: Mr. Cake you're on your 小马 phone with your girlfriend, Mrs. Cake. That cup cake is upset. She doesn't understand 你 like I do. I'm at work listening to my 《冰雪奇缘》 soundtrack. She'll never understand 你 like I do. She wears a apron. I wear nothing. She's the boss while I'm the co-worker. I'm waiting for 你 to realize that what you're looking for has been here the whole time. If 你 could see that I'm the one who truly loves you. Why can't 你 see? 你 belong with me. 你 belong with me.

Walking in the...
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Episode 5: 蜘蛛 Man

Me: *Reading Amazing 幻想 #15* at a cafe*

Applejack: *Approaches me, with a worried expression* Hello Nick.

Me: Hello Applejack. What's wrong?

Applejack: *Sighs* Tomorrow is Applebloom's birthday, and she wants new superhero comics. But I don't know what hero I could introduce her to...

Me: Maybe 蜘蛛 Man?

Applejack: 蜘蛛 Man?

Me: 蜘蛛 Man, aka Peter Parker. He gained 蜘蛛 senses and super strength when he was bitten 由 a radioactive. He's fairly smart, as he created his own web slingers.

Applejack: Wow! He sounds mighty cool!

Me: He finally got his own series, starting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Andre Maturette
Andre Maturette
The first night at the infirmary, 巴比, papillon, 巴比龙 was sleeping with the rest of the prisoners. Then he woke up, and saw one of the ponies working at the infirmary named Andre Maturette awake in his bed.

Prisoner 1: *Opens door*
Andre: *Staring at prisoner*
Prisoner 2: *Looks at 花 in vase, and takes one out*
Prisoner 1: *Takes flower, and shows it to Andre*
Andre: *Moves back an inch*
Prisoner 1: *Puts 花 in Andre's mouth*
Prisoner 2: *Looks around room*
Papillon: *Turns his face away so that the prisoners won't know that he's awake*
Prisoner 2: *Looks back at Andre*
Papillon: *Slowly turns...
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Scootaloo: Whatever they decide AppleBloom. We're here for you.
SB: Yeah, even if it changes things forever and ever.
Scootaloo: Yeah. Because either way. We've been though worse.

CUTAWAY (spoof towards my OWN story):
Spike: Wait, are 你 drunk.
Ditto: (drunk) I've been out he-(hiccup)-re for a WHile.. Who here thinks I can kick my own ass!?
SB: (raises hoof into the air, as to vote for a "yes").
Ditto: (gags).
Scoot: Are 你 gonna be sick mister?
Ditto: Yes. I need to. B But then I'll be back.. T To tell y'all my plans.. (runs off).
Ditto: (flies into view, but still holding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, 彩虹 Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she...
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posted by Dragon4322
 "still standing on the beach.."
"still standing on the beach.."
I started to growl at my sister, i guess i wasn't in the right mood because of what she 说 to me. I then buried my face in the sand trying to forget about it. general Chrysalis looked at what i was doing and 说 ,"Scootaloo....over here now" i walked up to my best friend and she asked ,"Do 你 think that was mature?" I frowned and 说 ,"No general" the she told me ,"Go back to our camp site and when 你 can act your age 你 will apologize to 彩虹 Dash for 表演 childishly in front her" I then cried and ran to my tent. I stayed in there crying and pulled a blanket over my head, The darkness...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Today was finally it, 圣诞节 day. All of Ponyville was very busy, as 老友记 and family went to be together. Twilight was with all her friends, except 彩虹 Dash. She was now part of the wonderbolts, and would no longer be with Twilight and the rest of the mane 6. "Now it's the mane five!" Pinkie 说 in excitement, "If were going to change our name we should change our appearance." "I like mine just the way it is." Rarity 说 looking at herself in a mirror. "Fine, 你 all stay to your boring regualar selves, I'm changing from Pinkie Pie to Greenie Pie." Then somehow she became green....
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