屁股 屁股 Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring 彩虹 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 彩虹 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.

Audience: *Laughing*

One of the hotels in this town is called the 屁股 屁股 Inn. It's got a secret strip club run 由 two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.

Ranger: What's our target for the 日 Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police...

Hello everyone. Its finally time to present the ten worst MLP characters that 你 voted for. Now remember, i their is a character that 你 didn't see here, remember that 你 were the ones who voted for these characters, and I'm just placing them in order of votes. now, lets start

10: Granny Smith - Now, I just need to ind out why this character was voted........ I guess its just because Hasbro was pushing the elderly stereotypes, but other then that, I really can't see much of a reason why she's here... However, speaking of stereotypes...

9: 苹果白兰地 - Now here is a character I can give criticism...

SPOILER ALERT! PLEASE DO NOT READ IF 你 DON"T LIKE SPOILERS!
So the controversial MLP:FIM season 3 finale Magical Mystery Cure has finally aired. I sure everyone is aware that this episode received mixed feelings. Many loved it, while others found the episode good, but 说 that it lacked the 答案 that 粉丝 wanted to know most. In other words missed some details in plot. And then there are the 粉丝 of the 显示 who just plain hated it. A big reason for this hate is that these 粉丝 didn't like Twilight becoming a princess to begin with and already had negative feelings coming in to watch...

Ponyville, September 10th, 2012 BCR.
Rainbow Dash's 云, 云计算 home.

Rainbow Dash was reading, like she did a lot these days. Twilight had 给 her the newest issue of Daring Do to her, but with the Gilda case, she didn't have had much time to read into the new exploits of the adventurous Pegasus. But now, with the Weekend, she had time enough.

After Celestia's sun graced Equestria once again, she awoke, ate her breakfast, and began 阅读 into the story. Daring Do and The Quest for the Romanov's. 彩虹 had read a couple of lines in the intro already, but then Gilda came back into Ponyville, and...

How to Draw a Pegasus Pony:

Why hello there! :) Today, as 你 have hopefully seen in the title, I will be teaching 你 how to draw a pegasus. This was requested 由 Rafen40k. I am sorry if my directions are hard to understand. Just take a look at the pictures below for step 由 step instructions. If 你 pegasus doesn’t come out the way 你 want thats ok. It takes time to learn how to draw. Also yes there is a picture of AJ in the background in the photos. She is there because I am trying to reuse paper and not waste it. I had drawn her earlier but anyways... and yeah! The pictures are backwards...

I hate Princess Skyla. This is a 文章 explaining why, please take the time to read and recognise my points. Thankyou.

If 你 are un-aware of Skyla's existence then run. Run away from this nightmare! If 你 are 或者 《勇敢传说》 enough to be informed however, she is a toy that was released featuring a filly plushie, who, is rumoured to be Cadance and Shining's baby.

My first problem with her is the art on the side of her box is a re-colour of Sweetiebelle. Oh how original of 你 Hasbro! Original indeed.

The 秒 is she is a stealing criminal! I'm not kidding. She has the exact same crown as Celestia!...

WARNING: IF 你 HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 1:

Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the 小马 folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except 彩虹 Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the 树 tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several...

A long time ago,like 2500 years,in Equestria was ruling a prince,who was respanceble for bringing peace and quiet of the night in all of Equestria!His name was BlackKnight.But there was one 更多 ruler,princess SunBurn,witch was respncible for bringing the beautiful 日 and made the sun go up and shine all over Equestria!One day,on the 日 of the Summer Sun Celebration(in those days was called Night and 日 celebration,because the sun and the moon in that 日 maked an eclipse)they meet together!BlackKnight's 心 in that monter,was ready to fly away,because the beautiful princess stoled his...

The 显示 that defined an entire generation of not simply adults, but people, is actually not as good as 你 think it is.

I, going back to my roots of... let's say a 年 ago, am going to be the asshat that tells 你 why. I do this mostly because I was inspired 由 a really shitty 文章 I found while lazily scrolling through facebook.

Not saying it's a bad thing to watch this show, of course. I'd be a hell of a hypocrite for saying that, and even I know it.

I'm also not claiming this 显示 is bad. I'm just being an idiot and claiming it's not AS good as it's hyped up to be.
(these are also not...

Disclaimer: I liked the episode, I just didn't think it was as good as expected.

Here's why.

Way about half a 年 ago, at a 小马 convention, I'm sure most if not all of 你 are aware of the animatic that was shown there; the animatic for the premiere song of this episode: "I'm just a pony."

link

Now, that was a RAW version of the song. untouched 由 any final edits as far as I knew.

In that raw form, however, there was a VAST amount of emotion behind it. It felt powerful, it felt pure, it was simply amazing.

And that right there sums up why I wasn't too invested into this episode: It didn't live...

OK, I already made an 文章 about this, but I felt that I needed to write it again because I feel I must really get this subject off my chest again so everyone can understand it.

Now before anyone says anything, this is not a rant about my hate for Twilight, because I don't really hate her (not yet, anyway). She is a terrific character. This is rant about what she 说 to Sunset Shimmer in the crater after she defeated her at the end of the first Equestria Girls movie.

"You will never rule in Equestria. Any power 你 may have had in this world is gone! Tonight, you've shown everyone who you...

So the story begins with Panty riding the train to Ponyville, where her new 首页 is located. Why is she moving to Ponyville? Too many ponies where she used to live laughed at her name, and one even 说 "Are your parents 《内衣少女》 或者 something?". Sick of it, and slightly satisfied after kicking that one 小马 in the crotch, she leaves her hometown for good. Where did she use to live? Manehattan, of course. Upon boarding the Ponyville Express, she sits 由 herself far away from other ponies on the train. Keeping her luggage close to her, she doesn't say a word, then the train arrives at the station....

Looks like it's April Fool's 日 in Ponyville-and Pinkie and 彩虹 are on 火, 消防 with their practical jokes. Every 小马 became a victim-except Princess Twilight Sparkle, who stayed inside to avoid the mayhem, watching from one of the windows of her castle. As she went to take a nap, 彩虹 and Pinkie quietly went in to pull something off...


Rainbow: 你 got the red paint??

Pinkie: Are we really gonna do this? If we do, she's gonna grill our plots! Sorry, I'm not gonna get in trouble. Later! *takes off*

Rainbow: It's just a prank! What harm can it do?

Rainbow pulls out the paintbrush, dips in the...

Alright! Moon-Dust12, if your'e 阅读 this, you'll be impressed, because I've had it! First of all, Princess Luna being shipped with my OC Blazin' Blue was my idea, and a good one. 你 don't like that he is shipped with her and has a daughter named Nightshade? That's your problem. But don't jump on my case 或者 my friend Moon-Dust12's case about it, just because I let him use my OC and 茄科, 茄子, 茄属植物 in his 粉丝 fiction! It's insanely rude, and if 你 don't like it, don't 评论 on it. I already took the heat on Google+, and that already left me PISSED OFF. But seeing how Moon-Dust12 also got attacked...

It was a lonley and scary day,as 彩虹 Dash would call it later.Let me tell 你 a story:
-Yes,princess,-said 彩虹 Dash.
-Rainbow Dash,as my loyal warrior,I need 你 now 更多 than ever!
-What is it princess Celestia?
-It is a great warrior,witch treated me in the past.It's WarriorFire!I want 你 to stop him!He is hiding somewhere in the sky!My guards aren't finding him anywhere!That is what i called you!He is very dangerous!You may go now,you just need to go to princess Twilight Sparkle and she will give 你 the things 你 need for this trip.Good luck!
Rainbow Dash thinks:''What am I going to...

In order from my 最喜爱的 to least favorite:

1.) 彩虹 Dash- She is just... well she is just awesome. I like her personality and I think 由 watching her be all loud and such, I have been 更多 confident and less shy than I used to be. Plus she can fly which is just like the coolest thing ever. Her mane is pretty cool too. I mean its a rainbow. What could be better than a 彩虹 mane.

2.) Pinkie Pie- I do find her to be annoying somtimes thats why she isnt number one, but the 25th episode in season 1 I think really shows her personality. I think it also may have something to do with her childhood...

All I saw was black. It took me a 秒 或者 two for me to realise that I had my eyes closed, I tried to open them. I couldn't. I heard a voice though so I listened; "Sissy! This is my room! Get out!" "Dinky what the 干草 is under your blanket?!" "Umm... Nothing" "Dinky Hooves! Don't make me get your mother in here!" "Sparkler! Nothing under here I swear!" "Dinky..." "Alright! It's a princess!" "Don't lie!" "It is! I found her in the ever-free forest! And and she has wings and uh horn so she's a princess!" "In the ever-free forest! Don't tell me 你 went in there!" "Sparkler it's true I'll show...

Hello, to 你 all. This is a 列表 of characters from My Little 小马 that I utterly hate, with a burning passion. Of course, I may hate a character 你 like 或者 there may be a character 你 hate that wasn't here. Remember, this is my opinion, so if 你 want to complain about my list, do so maturely. With all that said, lets start with...

#10

Nightmare Moon- This villain is so unoriginal. She has to boast 由 telling people how great she is, she has to monologue about being trapped in the moon, she also laughs. And she did all three in just under a minute. Oh, and she also shouts no once she is defeated....

Map to the town of Gran Turismo: link

Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that 爱情 cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal 街, 街道 racers, 或者 cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when 你 go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.

Now if 你 take a look at the map, 你 will see blue squares. Those are police stations.

Red squares are 火, 消防 departments, and white squares are hospitals.

Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, 流行的 for it's high quality parts at a fair price.

The brown lines are train...