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posted by karinabrony

The fun has been doubled!

These are some of the 语录 I remember. Enjoy!

It needs to be about 20% cooler. -Rainbow Dash

Oh, it is ON! -Rarity

The fun has been doubled! -Luna

I'd like to be a tree... -Fluttershy

Aw, make sense? What fun is there in making sense? -Discord

Come on everypony. I want to see 你 smile! -Pinkie

I didn't put those in my bag! -Bon Bon

But I want it NOW! -Applebloom

What are you, a dictionary!? -Scootaloo

I hate library! -Pinkie

You're...GOING TO 爱情 ME! -Fluttershy

What are you, a SNITCH? - Babs

Good boy, Angel. Mama's proud of you. -Fluttershy

What's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE! -Fluttershy

Why,...

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Ballad of the Crystal Ponies-Guitar Chords

posted by alinah_09

The Crystal Empire

Intro: Am G C Dm C Dm G

C         G
Princess Cadance needs our help
     Am             G
Her magic will not last forever
C     G
I think we can do it
Am
But we need to work together
F          C
We have to get this right
    Am    G     C
Yes we have to make them see
    Dm         F        ...

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Why Twilight Becoming an Alicorn Princess Makes Sense (Analysis on Magical Mystery Cure)

posted by KotokoAihara

Magical Mystery Cure

SPOILER ALERT! PLEASE DO NOT READ IF 你 DON"T LIKE SPOILERS!
So the controversial MLP:FIM season 3 finale Magical Mystery Cure has finally aired. I sure everyone is aware that this episode received mixed feelings. Many loved it, while others found the episode good, but 说 that it lacked the 答案 that 粉丝 wanted to know most. In other words missed some details in plot. And then there are the 粉丝 of the 显示 who just plain hated it. A big reason for this hate is that these 粉丝 didn't like Twilight becoming a princess to begin with and already had negative feelings coming in to watch...

Tickling Rainbow, Chapter 2; A Tickling Sensation.

posted by Alue26

Ponyville, September 10th, 2012 BCR.
Rainbow Dash's 云, 云计算 home.

Rainbow Dash was reading, like she did a lot these days. Twilight had 给 her the newest issue of Daring Do to her, but with the Gilda case, she didn't have had much time to read into the new exploits of the adventurous Pegasus. But now, with the Weekend, she had time enough.

After Celestia's sun graced Equestria once again, she awoke, ate her breakfast, and began 阅读 into the story. Daring Do and The Quest for the Romanov's. 彩虹 had read a couple of lines in the intro already, but then Gilda came back into Ponyville, and...

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How to Draw a Pegasus 小马

posted by DisneyFan333

How to Draw a Pegasus Pony:

Why hello there! :) Today, as 你 have hopefully seen in the title, I will be teaching 你 how to draw a pegasus. This was requested 由 Rafen40k. I am sorry if my directions are hard to understand. Just take a look at the pictures below for step 由 step instructions. If 你 pegasus doesn’t come out the way 你 want thats ok. It takes time to learn how to draw. Also yes there is a picture of AJ in the background in the photos. She is there because I am trying to reuse paper and not waste it. I had drawn her earlier but anyways... and yeah! The pictures are backwards...

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Why I HATE Princess Skyla.

posted by missaqua88

the toy

I hate Princess Skyla. This is a 文章 explaining why, please take the time to read and recognise my points. Thankyou.

If 你 are un-aware of Skyla's existence then run. Run away from this nightmare! If 你 are 或者《勇敢传说》 enough to be informed however, she is a toy that was released featuring a filly plushie, who, is rumoured to be Cadance and Shining's baby.

My first problem with her is the art on the side of her box is a re-colour of Sweetiebelle. Oh how original of 你 Hasbro! Original indeed.

The 秒 is she is a stealing criminal! I'm not kidding. She has the exact same crown as Celestia!...

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纸杯蛋糕由 Sergent Sprinkles Vol. 1

posted by obssesedTDIgirl

WARNING: IF 你 HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 1:

Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the 小马 folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except 彩虹 Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the 树 tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several...

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My 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Cutie Marks

posted by KotokoAihara

This is my first 文章 for this club and so I hope that 你 all enjoy it. It took a lot of time researching all the different cutie marks, choosing which ones I liked the most, and finding pictures for those ponies. Anyways feel free to leave 评论 and become a 粉丝 if 你 really like it. Before I start I want to make it clear that this is opinion based. If 你 are unhappy with what I choose 你 can tell me so in the comments, but do so in a mature manner. Meaning please don't cuss in response to my 文章或者 to other comments.
Now that that's out of the way let's begin. And once again...

Equestria Girls: Twilight Rant

posted by bluethunder25

OK, I already made an 文章 about this, but I felt that I needed to write it again because I feel I must really get this subject off my chest again so everyone can understand it.

Now before anyone says anything, this is not a rant about my hate for Twilight, because I don't really hate her (not yet, anyway). She is a terrific character. This is rant about what she 说 to Sunset Shimmer in the crater after she defeated her at the end of the first Equestria Girls movie.

"You will never rule in Equestria. Any power 你 may have had in this world is gone! Tonight, you've shown everyone who you...

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MLP THEORY: The Elements of Harmony are the Infinity Stones

posted by BlondLionEzel

The Elements of Harmony are ancient stones that have magical abilities. The Infinity Gems are powerful stones that if gathered together, can give the holder omnipotence. But...what if they are the same? Here's some evidence:

Magic Element = Mind Gem (Twilight Sparkle is the smartest of the group)

Honesty Element = Reality Gem (Applejack is the most realistic and honest of the group)

Kindness Element = Soul Gem (Fluttershy is quite kind)

The other three are just guesses:

Generosity Element = Power Gem (Rarity has been shown to be quite strong)

Laughter Element = 太空 Gem (Pinkie Pie can break the...

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Sky Reviews: Bats!

posted by SkyheartPegasus

Welcome to my review series! I guess reviews are just restating what happened and what I thought about it, so here 你 are.
Now, let's start off with one of my least 最喜爱的 episodes: Bats. Lets 星, 星级 off with-I don't want to dislike this episode. In fact, just read this comic below.
(Find full version here: link)

Bats! Without Pointless Drama

It's even 更多 reasonable because Fluttershy is the animal expert, and even though this is her first 水果 bat encounter, she knows what's best for animals. But, then, let's 移动 on to the episode.

So, it starts out as 苹果白兰地 waits until sunrise,...

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My 最佳, 返回页首 15 Best Songs of MLP (So far...)

posted by DandC4evacute

Hello, so as I promised, I would make my 列表 of my 最佳, 返回页首 15 最喜爱的 songs in MLP. I 爱情 a good number of these songs, so I had to add some criteria. Mostly, that, the songs that are under 45 秒 long, don't count (Pinkie Pie's outbursts). And, unfortunately, none of the songs from Equestria Girls will be on this list, because I didn't think any of the songs are stand-out worthy. *prepares for flames* I will also post my 列表 of my 最佳, 返回页首 5 WORST MLP songs as well. The 音乐 is one of my 最喜爱的 things about this show, so this was SUPER hard to 列表 just 15. Don't get too mad if your favorite...

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R34 WARRING

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Hello fellows

How can 你 see we have FUCKIN PORN ATTACK on our butyfull place... WE NEED TO DO SOMETHINK WITH IT!!! WE HAVE 2 ATTACERS ON OUR FANCLUB - GUMBALISBESTCHARACTER & LOVEPONY
WEE NEED DO SOMETHINK WITH THEME
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE 报道 THEME THeY PICTURES AND EVERYTHINK THEY GONNA POST THERE WE NEED TO FIGHT WITH THIS!!! THERE 10, 13, 15 YEARS OLD KIDS! (15 is not kid but whateeeeeveeeeer!)
DO 你 WITH ME!!!!!!
NOW DO THIS MY 老友记报道 THEME!!!!

EQUESTRIA FO PEACE!

~Dan

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彩虹 Factory Spoof.. Chapter 3/Orion's fate

posted by Canada24

The three all turned, and looked at the big room they had been lead too. It was fairly open and empty, almost like an theater room. At one end of the room, there were six square vats, each one nearly full with individual Spectra. Above them was a peculiar looking machine. From a central stack, six hoses broke off and lead above each of the individual vats. At the 最佳, 返回页首 of the stack was a single opening, red with rust despite the rest of the machine to be shiny and clean. Even further above that was a fairly complex looking object, with chains and gears hanging off of beams and pipes loosely....

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Wheels of Evil - Part 6

posted by NocturnalMirage

Wheels of Evil – Part 6

"So let me get this straight: you’re saying, that your friend was hit 由 some kind of carriage that moved on its own?” the stallion with the large mustache inquires.

“Yes, Sheriff Copperhooves! That’s the best I can describe it!” the purple earth 小马 replies. She’s still shocked.

“Uh-huh…” the Sheriff sighs resignedly. “Berry… how much did 你 drink?”

“It has nothing to do with the booze!!! This… thing came out of nowhere, ran over Carrot Top, then came back and did it again and again and again…” Berry stammers with tears in her eyes.

“Yeah,...

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纸杯蛋糕 (My version)

posted by mariofan14

It was a nice 日 in the town of Ponyville, and as we now go into the bakery, Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie Pie is getting ready to make some good cupcakes. All she needs is one helper to do the job. She can't make them herself this time, though she has a few times.

Just then, 彩虹 Dash came in to see if Pinkie Pie needed assistance. "Sure, Dashie!" 说 Pinks. "Why not help me make some cupcakes? These are going to be great!" Then the two make some 纸杯蛋糕 as great as they could.

Then, after all of the 纸杯蛋糕 were done, Pinkie offered one to 彩虹 Dash. As soon as Dashie took a bite out of...

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My Little 小马 Mafias Are Dangerous episode 1 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done 由 Disneyfan333

Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No 小马 can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead 由彩虹 Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead 由 a 小马 named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead 由 Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead 由 John who somehow survived being killed 由 a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead 由 an alicorn named Fuku,...

Ranking all the FiM seasons (best to worst)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Well, this is something i've been thinking of doing for a little bit now. With it being a 年 since FiM ended - and now that we're being forced to suffer through 小马 Life 'til the 下一个小马 movie hits theaters - i think it's about time for me to rank all the seasons of Friendship is Magic, from my 最喜爱的 to my least favorite. So, here it is:

1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)

And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would 你 guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the 评论 down below! :)

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Yo Mama jokes: My Little 小马 style

posted by mariofan14

I was watching some Yo Mama 视频 on YouTube before I started 写作 this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope 你 guys have a laugh with this.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."

-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!

-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a 日 for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought 彩虹 Dash was made out of Skittles!

-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 99 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 3, 1960
Location: Hitchcock, Saskatchewan
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Canadian Pacific

For a few days now, Metal Gloss has been working on the Canadian Pacific. She was having fun driving steam trains with Dike, and Highball.

Metal Gloss: *Stops the train in the yards*
Dike: *Blows the whistle for two seconds*
Highball: We've been working together really well.
Metal Gloss: I know. I 爱情 it.
Douglas: *Arrives* Metal Gloss, how are things going?
Metal Gloss: Wonderful. I also wanted to thank 你 for letting me live with you.
Douglas: My pleasure.
Dike: Why can't she sleep with one of...