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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

Con: Hello P, what do 你 need me to do?
P: That depends, what do 你 know about a 小马 named Hattan Scaramanga.
Con: I know that she has a really powerful gun, and can kill anypony with just one shot. Why?
P: She has plans to kill you.
Con: Well that can't be good.
P: 你 need to go to Hong Kong, and kill her, before the opposite happens.
Con: Kill her? I don't know if I wanna kill her.
P: She is a threat, and must die.
Con: Fine. *leaves room*
Moneybit: Hello Con.
Con: Hi Miss Moneybit, where is Hong Kong?
Moneybit: In China.
Con: And where is China?
Moneybit: Very far from Equestria, on the opposite side of the pacific ocean to be exact.
Con: Oh great.
P: Ach, I almost forgot. This bullet has 0007 engraved in it, and I want 你 to bring it to S.
Con: What is he going to do with it?
P: Examine it.
Con: Oh thank celestia, I thought he was going to put it in a gem sandwich, and eat it.
P: NIEN! Why would he do that?
Con: I don't know, I'll ask him.

In S's lab

Con: Where's S?
lab expert: Over there.
S: Con? What's up?
Con: P wanted me to bring this to you.
S: A bullet? What for?
Con: She wants 你 to examine it, see what gauge it is.
S: Hmm. *examines bullet*
lab expert: *working on grenade launcher*
Con: Woah that's cool!
lab expert: *accidentally launches grenade* Damnit, Con, stop playing around!
S: I'm back
Con: What gauge is it?
S: 你 might not believe this, but it's a 4.1 millimeter gauge.
Con: I wonder who makes that.
S: You'll have to check the gun shops.

So that's what Con did, in the 下一个 part.
In recess....

Chrysalis: Okay colts, what do 你 all wanna play?
Discord: Hmmmm.....checkers?
Sombra: Too boring! Soccer!
Celestia: Too rough, Sombra. How about tennis?
Chrysalis: How about we all play freeze tag?
All: *nods*
Celestia: I'll be it. I'm counting to ten! *giggles* 1...2....3....4...
All: *runs off*
Celestia: 5678910! Here I go!!! *looks around and spots Sombra*
Sombra: Shoot. She found me! *runs*
Celestia: *starts to fly* 你 can run, but can't hide!!!

With Chrysalis, hiding behind some bushes....

Chrysalis: They'll never find me! *giggles* *gasp* I forgot about...
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It was 12am in Ponyville, and all the ponies were asleep, except for one little pony, Score. For some reason she couldn't sleep well.

Score: Ugh!! Why can't I sleep?!?!? (Looks at clock) UGH!!!

Score gets out of bed, and grabs a cup of milk. Then, she finally falls asleep. At around 3am, she hears a loud noise. And she decides to go and investigate.

Score: W-Who's there?!
????: ...........
Score: (grabs pan) Come out wherever 你 are!!!!
????: GET IN THE BAG!!!!
Score: What?!?!
????: That's right, get in the buckin Bag!
Score: *gasp* *whispers* the army.....

Suddenly, a bunch of Colts dressed in uniforms...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
"I'm Pinkie Pie!" 说 Pinkie Pie, "who are you?" The filly then replied, "I'm Diamond Tiara." After she 说 that, 彩虹 Dash told her they had to go, grabbed Pinkie, and flew away as fast as she could. "Why did 你 do that?" Pinkie asked. "I know that filly, she's annoying as hell." Pinkie looked confused, "Why?" "Pinkie, that was Diamond Tiara, the most obnoxious 小马 in the world." Dash said. "I don't know why she asked who 你 were, but it's probably because of Applebloom." They soon went off to sweet 苹果 acres to warn Applebloom. "Diamond Tiara probably wants something Pinkie gave...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
"About time." Dash 说 very angry. "I wanted to make it look like they killed us." I explained, "but they'll probably find out were alive soon." As we drove to the apartment where Dash's 老友记 were the car ran out of gas. "I've got 更多 gas in the trunk." I 说 going to get the car refueled. When I started refueling the car, snow fell. "How did Robotnik get his army?" 彩虹 Dash asked. I knew she would ask me about Robotnik, but not about his army. I started telling her, "Robotnik came up with a bunch of badniks in his factory. Then there is his nephew, he doesn't do much, but he is smart....
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Dawn Bright hung her head low as she entered the house. She didn't even look up when her little brother, Sky Shot, and dad, Quick Wing, asked her how it went. She stumbled up the stairs to her room. Inside, Pyro, the silver/ 金牌 dragon she had found as a baby, was dusting her bookshelves.

"So how'd it go," Pyro asked.

Dawn just groaned and leapt into bed. With that response the sarcastic little dragon replied, "Oh so it went amazing this 年 and 你 did not get grounded for a 月 from 图书 like last time?"

"No, worse," Dawn grunted.

Pyro answered, not able to keep the surprise from his voice,...
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"So I defeated Princess Celestia, am holding Twilight and her 老友记 captive, and let my changelings go all over Equestria to take control the minds of everypony. Who says a girl can't have it all?" 皇后乐队 Chrysalis laughed evilly.

"You won't get away with this", 说 Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the 王座, 宝座 room encased in green goo.

"Don't 你 see, Celestia? I already have." 皇后乐队 Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing 你 can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.

-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. 你 have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, 独角兽 and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat 皇后乐队 Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in 你 and your team's hooves!
posted by mariofan14
After a lot of work for-a the forgiveness party, Pinkie Pie had everything prepared for-a the occasion. She-a then began inviting everypony to-a the occasion, including Gilda, but she-a had to-a apologize to the Ponyville citizens for-a the trouble she-a caused to them. They-a then forgave her and trust her. What's there to-a not forgive, huh?

Anyways, the party needed one 更多 guest: 彩虹 Dash. "Are we gonna have a good time 或者 what?" Gilda asked. Of course we are, Gilda!" 说 Pinkie Pie. "Dashie would never want to miss any party being thrown 由 me 或者 anypony else!" Everypony was eager...
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posted by mariofan14
As-a we catch up on-a the griffon, we-a also see 彩虹 Dash chasing her, but also being as silent as-a can be. The griffon then makes a stop, but where? An 苹果 cart, the exact one she-a 偷了 from, but-a why? She had to-a pay for-a what she-a took. Slowly, but surely, Rainbow's suspicion grew.

Along came Pinkie Pie, who-a was trotting along down
the bustling town streets, until she-a bumped into Gilda. "AAAAHHHHH!!!" She-a ran away, but-a Gilda went after her, and-a the 彩虹 pegasus flies after the griffon, still being silent.

Gilda soon got a hold of-a Pinkie Pie. "What do 你 want from...
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posted by StarWarsFan7
All of my life, I've wanted to be a professional DJ. One to create original music, the one that will persuade ponies to come and listen as they strut their stuff on the dancefloor.
    But sadly that goal won't be made. I only expose my DJ-ing and remixes to myself. I live in Ponyville. A small town lying in Equestria ruled 由 Princess Celestia and Luna who run the successful monarchy.
    This is the type of town that everypony knows everypony. But, it seems that nopony knows me in particular. I tend to...
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posted by Grimms-Dragon
This is my first attempt so please 熊 with me. Please read, review, and enjoy.


I watched 你 walk away
Hopeless, with nothing left to say
I strain my eyes
Hoping to see 你 again

-My Curse 由 Killswitch Engage


Spike gnawed at the gemstone that he had been sent as an anonymous present. He had been suspicious of the present when he received it but he was overjoyed to see a stone inside. With his sharp little teeth at work now, trying to break piece off. It taste extremely sweet but it was extremely hard. He had of course wondered...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office signing papers, when Hawkeye arrived.

Pete: I guess knocking is a thing of the past.
Hawkeye: I wanna talk to 你 about Renee.
Pete: How is she doing?
Hawkeye: Bad! These things keep happening to us, and she's saying that it's because she's jinxed. We need to get rid of her!
Pete: I don't think that'll be necessary, but I'll tell 你 what. We'll have her go work on the Southern Pacific for a few days, and see how she does.
Hawkeye: As long as she's not here, that's fine with me. *Walks...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Previously in Ponies On The Rails

Pete: What do 你 mean jinxed?
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:31 AM
Railway: Union Pacific

After being shouted at 由 Pete, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Renee went back to the freight train they tried driving earlier. The caboose was back on the rails, and the train was waiting.

Renee: *Gets in her engines* I'll see 你 two later, I guess.
Hawkeye: Sure 你 will. 你 work here now.
Renee: I guess so. *Drives train*
Stylo: *Watching Stylo's train*
Snowflake: Pierce, and Stylo, I got a new assignment for 你 from Pete.
Hawkeye: What is it Snowy?
Snowflake: *Not amused* I told 你 not to call me that. Forty...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:14 AM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office when he saw Hawkeye, and Stylo walk in with somepony he never saw before.

Hawkeye: Pete, meet Renee.
Renee: *Nervous* Hello.
Pete: So, you're the 小马 that tried to get herself killed on the mainline.
Renee: *Nervously shakes her head yes*
Pete: I won't allow that. 你 will not have yourself get killed, but 你 have got yourself a job. Pierce, and Stylo here will get your engines refueled, and you'll be taking a westbound freight into Denver.
Renee: Okay.

So Renee went with the two stallions...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rain got back to the storm drains, and saw six army trucks 展示 up 下一个 to the two muscle cars.

Ice Cube: *Looking in rearview mirror* Wait a minute. There's only supposed to be three here. Why are there six?
Sally: Seems like Ice Cube noticed something wrong.
Con: What?
Sally: There's six trucks, but only three were supposed to 显示 up.
Con: Maybe ISIS wanted 更多 weapons.
Truck Drivers: *Stop their trucks*
Ice Cube: Yo, why do 你 have six trucks? There's only supposed to be three.
Truck Driver: We have the three original trucks, but the other three have those prisoners 你 got. They made...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Pinkie Pie went to C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

P: Well, it's great that 你 found her. Have 你 stopped Ice Cube, and the alicorns?
Con: No. Several alicorns were killed, but Ice Cube escaped. Thankfully, they did no harm to Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: And now that I'm back, I'd like my old job.
P: Fair enough. I'll get the paperwork filled out, and maybe I might transfer to another agency.
Con: It was great working with 你 Parcival.
P: Thanks. The pleasure was all mine. *Walks away*
Pinkie Pie: It's great to be in command again.
Con: What would 你 like me to do?
Pinkie Pie: Well...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nocturnal Mirage's car
Nocturnal Mirage's car
Business is-a boomin'. I think this is the best fanfiction I have written so far, and now it's time to continue.

Night Frizz had Saten Twist, Blazin' Blue, and Ryan pull over so that she could give them something. They seemed like regular clear license plate covers, but to Night Frizz, they were a way to get pass toll gates.

Ryan: How are these going to help?
Night Frizz: I have seen many ponies do this before. If 你 put it on your license plate, the scanners can't track down the number. If they can't track down the number on your plate, they won't be able to find your house, and if they can't...
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