At the C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: Hello P, what do 你 need me to do?
P: That depends, what do 你 know about a 小马 named Hattan Scaramanga.
Con: I know that she has a really powerful gun, and can kill anypony with just one shot. Why?
P: She has plans to kill you.
Con: Well that can't be good.
P: 你 need to go to Hong Kong, and kill her, before the opposite happens.
Con: Kill her? I don't know if I wanna kill her.
P: She is a threat, and must die.
Con: Fine. *leaves room*
Moneybit: Hello Con.
Con: Hi Miss Moneybit, where is Hong Kong?
Moneybit: In China.
Con: And where is China?
Moneybit: Very far from Equestria, on the opposite side of the pacific ocean to be exact.
Con: Oh great.
P: Ach, I almost forgot. This bullet has 0007 engraved in it, and I want 你 to bring it to S.
Con: What is he going to do with it?
P: Examine it.
Con: Oh thank celestia, I thought he was going to put it in a gem sandwich, and eat it.
P: NIEN! Why would he do that?
Con: I don't know, I'll ask him.
In S's lab
Con: Where's S?
lab expert: Over there.
S: Con? What's up?
Con: P wanted me to bring this to you.
S: A bullet? What for?
Con: She wants 你 to examine it, see what gauge it is.
S: Hmm. *examines bullet*
lab expert: *working on grenade launcher*
Con: Woah that's cool!
lab expert: *accidentally launches grenade* Damnit, Con, stop playing around!
S: I'm back
Con: What gauge is it?
S: 你 might not believe this, but it's a 4.1 millimeter gauge.
Con: I wonder who makes that.
S: You'll have to check the gun shops.
So that's what Con did, in the 下一个 part.
Con: Hello P, what do 你 need me to do?
P: That depends, what do 你 know about a 小马 named Hattan Scaramanga.
Con: I know that she has a really powerful gun, and can kill anypony with just one shot. Why?
P: She has plans to kill you.
Con: Well that can't be good.
P: 你 need to go to Hong Kong, and kill her, before the opposite happens.
Con: Kill her? I don't know if I wanna kill her.
P: She is a threat, and must die.
Con: Fine. *leaves room*
Moneybit: Hello Con.
Con: Hi Miss Moneybit, where is Hong Kong?
Moneybit: In China.
Con: And where is China?
Moneybit: Very far from Equestria, on the opposite side of the pacific ocean to be exact.
Con: Oh great.
P: Ach, I almost forgot. This bullet has 0007 engraved in it, and I want 你 to bring it to S.
Con: What is he going to do with it?
P: Examine it.
Con: Oh thank celestia, I thought he was going to put it in a gem sandwich, and eat it.
P: NIEN! Why would he do that?
Con: I don't know, I'll ask him.
In S's lab
Con: Where's S?
lab expert: Over there.
S: Con? What's up?
Con: P wanted me to bring this to you.
S: A bullet? What for?
Con: She wants 你 to examine it, see what gauge it is.
S: Hmm. *examines bullet*
lab expert: *working on grenade launcher*
Con: Woah that's cool!
lab expert: *accidentally launches grenade* Damnit, Con, stop playing around!
S: I'm back
Con: What gauge is it?
S: 你 might not believe this, but it's a 4.1 millimeter gauge.
Con: I wonder who makes that.
S: You'll have to check the gun shops.
So that's what Con did, in the 下一个 part.
嘿 EVERYPONY!! Well, my name is Racerwind Champion, a 小马 only shown ONCE in a past episode. Many of 你 never noticed me, I was in the midst of a small crowd with only my tail showing, but I was there and I was real.
Here, 你 can post a small fact file about yourself, whether 你 haven't been aired at all 或者 have for about a second. For example, 你 must post below;
Name-
Filly/horse/pony-
Home-
Mane Colour(s)-
Tail Colour(s)-
Body Colour(s)-
Sibling(s)?-
Parents-
Pet-
Cutie Mark-
Why did 你 get it?-
Relationship Status-
(if not single, skip to qu.13)
Name of Partner-
Ruler/Royal 你 Worship-
Friend(s)-
Enemy(ies)-
Bio (short story about yourself)-
OKAY DOKAY so that's all 你 have to fill in. Please post, I look 前锋, 期待 to finding out 更多 about my fellow ponies. Colts and mares all welcome!!
Yours TRULY,
Racerwind Champion, best Sports-Pony in all Equestria. Creator (and only to survive it) of the Deathdrop move.
Here, 你 can post a small fact file about yourself, whether 你 haven't been aired at all 或者 have for about a second. For example, 你 must post below;
Name-
Filly/horse/pony-
Home-
Mane Colour(s)-
Tail Colour(s)-
Body Colour(s)-
Sibling(s)?-
Parents-
Pet-
Cutie Mark-
Why did 你 get it?-
Relationship Status-
(if not single, skip to qu.13)
Name of Partner-
Ruler/Royal 你 Worship-
Friend(s)-
Enemy(ies)-
Bio (short story about yourself)-
OKAY DOKAY so that's all 你 have to fill in. Please post, I look 前锋, 期待 to finding out 更多 about my fellow ponies. Colts and mares all welcome!!
Yours TRULY,
Racerwind Champion, best Sports-Pony in all Equestria. Creator (and only to survive it) of the Deathdrop move.
No!!!!! says Twilight
Dark shadow 你 killed him! thats it this time i will kill you! (transforms into 火, 消防 breathing dragon) says discord. Step aside 翠, 翡翠 time for battle! says Twilight. (fire breathe) Discord uses 火, 消防 breathe. (used the element of Magic) Twilight uses the element of magic. Why isn't working says Twilight?! I will help 你 Twilight! (uses the Element Of Love) He is turning into stone says Emerald. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Says Discord. Lets go 首页 says Twilight.
Finally i can read in peace says Twilight.
The End!