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So 你 want to be my friend on 脸谱 (Are 你 fucking kidding me?)

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The talented opera singer Kate Miller-Heidke performs live. And 你 shall laugh. 你 shall.
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脸谱
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xXSweeneyXx Oh my gosh, that's hilarious, her voice is awesome!
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玫瑰 :)
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瑟琳娜·戈麦斯
瑟琳娜·戈麦斯
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Source: The Internet
My couson
My couson
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Random?
Random?
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stupid jingle bells verse
posted by Omigosh122
Going thru the snow,

on a pair of broken skii's,

jumpin over houses!

And bashing into trees!

The snow is bloody-red,

Santa's almost dead!

Cuz a little racoon took his gun

and shot 'em in the head!

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Digital cg art
Digital cg art
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63 Ways to Piss Off a Cop
posted by milorox18
1. When 你 get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why 你 were speeding, tell him 你 wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend 你 are deaf.

4. If he asks if 你 knew how fast 你 were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if 你 can see his gun.

6. When he says 你 aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why 你 were speeding, tell him 你 had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him 由 his first name.

11. Pretend 你 are gay...
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Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes...
posted by Mallory101
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All 你 Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's 心 is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...
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18 Fun Things to do in a Final Exam That Does not Matter (ie, 你 are going to fail no matter what)
posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. 你 are going to fail the class completely no matter what 你 get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 问题 aloud, 辩论 your 答案 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure 你 can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five 分钟 into it, loudly say to the...
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24 Fun Things To Do on the Elevator
posted by slytherin360
Found this on the net:

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of 你 just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your 公文包 或者 purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name 标签 to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they...
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Annoying Things To Say To Other People
posted by BellaCullen96
Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have 你 ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man 下一个 to me!
I puked on the last person who flew 下一个 to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would 你 look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....
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Brother & Sister
Brother & Sister
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随意 食物
随意 食物
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How Are 你 Peeling?
How Are 你 Peeling?
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Public Picture(Boring!
Public Picture(Boring!
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Source: Windows 7 Vista
Kitties :3
Kitties :3
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Source: The Internet....AGAIN :)
玫瑰 :)
玫瑰 :)
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Cricket Aus vs South Africa
Cricket Aus vs South Africa
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Celebrating Randomness
Celebrating Randomness
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