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The talented opera singer Kate Miller-Heidke performs live. And 你 shall laugh. 你 shall.
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if 你 can try the harmomonica 或者 the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo,...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did 你 here about the blonde who shot an 《绿箭侠》 into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do 你 do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the 街, 街道 when the sign 说 "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when 你 ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
User: I didn't know 你 could play Twister all 由 yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know 你 could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: 你 spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he 或者 she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that 你 can see that 你 di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the 下一个 stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the 下一个 stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is 由 far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic 问题 being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some 答案 that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can 你 send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi 海滩 on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was 阅读 the Wal-Mart 文章 and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the 评论 section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 问题 aloud, 辩论 your 答案 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that 你 can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests 你 could try

1: Ask really stupid 问题 like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so 你 can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them 你 know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask 你 for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as 你 can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
posted by ilovepenguins
1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim 你 are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe 你 but DONT give up, see how far 你 can get ( WARNING, may result in 你 being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when 你 are the only one laughing.

4. when...
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posted by RulerL0rd
Ghetto Names

Mostly 流行的 with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming 更多 common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us 由 our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...
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1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men 或者 Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a 随意 button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells 你 to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy 熊 with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it 更多 than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...
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from the movie "the meaning of life"
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okay i decided to do this to prove to all 你 twilight 爱人 who think that us twihaters are complaining about twilight content when non exsists on here that there is in fact plenty of twilight stuff on here.

I decided to do this after seeing sapherequeen's 问题 asking where all the twilight content we were complaining about was.

So 你 know i didn't include anything about the war between those who 爱情 and those who hate twilight 或者 anything against twilight all this is just twilight stuff okay.

link this is the 问题 i am responding to

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posted by lexie2635
Alice POV

I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-boyfriend, Jake yelled something out at me but I didn’t pay him any attention. When I used to 日期 him, we were the perfect couple, until last 年 after I caught him cheating on me with Ashley, the head cheerleader. I hate her for that. I sat down my English class 下一个 to Stinky Steve. Of course this is my seat, where else would Ms. Mills put me.

“Alright class, today were going to be 写作 to pen pals from 伦敦 England.” Ms. Mills

What the hek is this? Didn’t we do this in like 4th grade?

“Today 你 are going to...
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