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20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and 你 failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail 你 out of jail, a best friend will be sitting 下一个 to 你 saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the 支撑, 海岸 like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made 你 smile
8:Clear as a 钟, 贝尔 my nody 说 "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on road during rain
10:live for the moments 你 can't put into words
11:bom chicka wah wah
12:tell me what to do, & i'll tell 你 off.
13:when I 说 "I'd hit that" i meant with my car.
14:why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle!
15:isnt it funny how day-by-day nothing changes but when 你 look back everythings different
16:by the time 你 have read this you've already read it
17:we're so cool ice-cubes are jealous
18:be who 你 are say what 你 feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind
19:i can't see my 截止 date
20:I TRIP THE STAIRS
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20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and 你 failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail 你 out of jail, a best friend will be sitting 下一个 to 你 saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the 支撑, 海岸 like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made 你 smile
8:Clear as a 钟, 贝尔 my nody 说 "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on road during rain
10:live for the moments 你 can't put into words
11:bom chicka wah wah
12:tell me what to do, & i'll tell 你 off.
13:when I 说 "I'd hit that" i meant with my car.
14:why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle!
15:isnt it funny how day-by-day nothing changes but when 你 look back everythings different
16:by the time 你 have read this you've already read it
17:we're so cool ice-cubes are jealous
18:be who 你 are say what 你 feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind
19:i can't see my 截止 date
20:I TRIP THE STAIRS
Just one 更多 time before I go
I'll let 你 know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save 你 now
The king is down
It's do 或者 die!
Nobody can save 你 now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save 你 now
IT'S DO 或者 DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save 你 now
The king is down
It's do 或者 die!
Nobody can save 你 now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save 你 now
IT'S DO 或者 DIE
Just one 更多 time before I go
I'll let 你 know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
I'll let 你 know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save 你 now
The king is down
It's do 或者 die!
Nobody can save 你 now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save 你 now
IT'S DO 或者 DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save 你 now
The king is down
It's do 或者 die!
Nobody can save 你 now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save 你 now
IT'S DO 或者 DIE
Just one 更多 time before I go
I'll let 你 know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Again 迪士尼 has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her 檀香, 凉鞋 falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her 檀香, 凉鞋 falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
Sure 迪士尼 may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil 皇后乐队 and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming 或者 evil dragon queen. No none of that.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not 熊 to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever 《冰雪奇缘》 in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not 熊 to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever 《冰雪奇缘》 in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
