随意 Article: 20 Funny 语录

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posted by invadercalliope

I hope 你 enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and 你 failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail 你 out of jail, a best friend will be sitting 下一个 to 你 saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the 支撑, 海岸 like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made 你 smile
8:Clear as a 钟, 贝尔 my nody 说 "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on road during rain
10:live for the moments 你 can't put into words
11:bom chicka wah wah
12:tell me what to do, & i'll tell 你 off.
13:when I 说 "I'd hit that" i meant with my car.
14:why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle!
15:isnt it funny how day-by-day nothing changes but when 你 look back everythings different
16:by the time 你 have read this you've already read it
17:we're so cool ice-cubes are jealous
18:be who 你 are say what 你 feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind
19:i can't see my 截止 date
20:I TRIP THE STAIRS

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TeamSongz4eva lol

everybody_lies Hahaha!

Insane4ever Hah.........aaaaaaaah numb 3. Good times,good times....and im the one that says dude that was freaking awesome...........ah good times....good ideas

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Most evil villains PART 3

posted by Canada24

If 你 want pictures, read the version on my club, I deleted them all..

#1: ZORIN BLITZ - HELLSING:

So Zorin is the first villlain I personally HATE.. That's right, even 更多 than Major.. It's hard for me to deeply hate villains. But there's something about this 婊子, 子 that rubs me the wrong way. I was so excited to see her in action, and she's basically cheating. Fucking with your mind.. So yeah. She's number one for 更多 "personal" reasons.. But even than, someone who makes Seras revist a memory like THAT, clearly dserved that fucked up death she got.. Honestly, even I found that a bit disturbing....

Lolita Candids

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California Crisis

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猫

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My 最佳, 返回页首 5 最喜爱的 Duos

posted by Windrises

Several of my 最喜爱的 fictional characters are great alone, but others need a another good character to balance things out. This 列表 is about the 5 duos that I like the most. I hope 你 read it and enjoy the list.

5. the Black Snow Princess and Megumi (Accel World)

Accel World is a 日本动漫 show. The Black Snow Princess (Kuroyukihime) is the main female character and Megumi is her best friend. The 2 of them have a heartwarming and adorable friendship. The 18th episode is focused on them and it's easily my 最喜爱的 episode. In that episode it's reveled how much they mean to each other. I'm not...

Evaniel pics

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GaGa

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A portal 圣诞节树

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Oz: The Great and Powerful

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Emma Sweet Emma

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DreamWorks Kung Fu Panda

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Another way of doing a Helluva Boss review..

posted by Canada24

Cody Leach

Let's take the "Cody Leach" approach and do the good, the mixed, and the bad..

When I say I have negatives I'm not saying they ruin the show, they are just complaints I have that i do feel I want to address..

THE GOOD:
* Let's just say it, Brandon Roger's 总体, 整体 prefamance. Not only is he his uaual hammy zany self. But he has a lot "they really can act" moments in the show's 更多 serious scenes..
* The shows 总体, 整体 qulity. 你 can tell Viv and the team puts a lot of money into it..
* 你 can tell Viv was exploring a lot ideas for Hazbin in this series. From the Heaven episode, to the idea of...

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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

posted by CullenProperty

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as 你 are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let 你 see us cry, unless we want 你 to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if 你 are interested. But we will later deny it 或者 make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot 或者 sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for 你 (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if 你 don't like what we wear...

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TRUTH & DARE 问题 (dirty for 13+)

posted by Feathershine

TRUTH

Who do 你 have a crush on?

If 你 had to 日期 anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity 你 would want to make out with

Name five people 你 hate and why 你 hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have 你 ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If 你 did, what did 你 do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have 你 ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have 你 had your first kiss, if 你 have, were was it and who was it with?

Have 你 ever seen a parent naked?

Have 你 ever seen 动物 reproducing?

Have 你 stalked anyone,...

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23 随意 funny things to do at school .

posted by bellabrowneyes

found this stuff and i wanted to share with 你 guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)

1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person 下一个 to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your 问题 to the class.

6.Sit in...

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - 最佳, 返回页首 20 列表

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, 或者 to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get 你 in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly 由 giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the 下一个 family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - 你 may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin 帽 and feed him grapes when...

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping 大车, 购物车 and switch the items with stuff from the person 下一个 to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 你 in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of 你 on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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Funny as hell poems. MUST READ

posted by iluvsmj

When you're happy and 你 know it bomb Iraq
If 你 cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If 你 never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If 你 think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...