随意 Article: 20 Funny 语录

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posted by invadercalliope

I hope 你 enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and 你 failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail 你 out of jail, a best friend will be sitting 下一个 to 你 saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the 支撑, 海岸 like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made 你 smile
8:Clear as a 钟, 贝尔 my nody 说 "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on road during rain
10:live for the moments 你 can't put into words
11:bom chicka wah wah
12:tell me what to do, & i'll tell 你 off.
13:when I 说 "I'd hit that" i meant with my car.
14:why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle!
15:isnt it funny how day-by-day nothing changes but when 你 look back everythings different
16:by the time 你 have read this you've already read it
17:we're so cool ice-cubes are jealous
18:be who 你 are say what 你 feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind
19:i can't see my 截止 date
20:I TRIP THE STAIRS

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TeamSongz4eva lol

everybody_lies Hahaha!

Insane4ever Hah.........aaaaaaaah numb 3. Good times,good times....and im the one that says dude that was freaking awesome...........ah good times....good ideas

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 - Harry Osborn

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随意 Song Reviews-Darling I'm a Mess- Sabrina Carpenter, Eyes Wide Open

posted by QueenofthePika

This just came to my head while listening to these songs, so here I go! Oh yeah, these are my very first reactions, so they won't always make sense XP
Lyrics are like this
(Thoughts are like this)
Let's go!

Hearing 标题 for the first time: (Whaddya think he's gonna do, get a mop and clean 你 up?)

This might be wrong, but here's all I know, here's all I know
(Well unless you're stupid 或者 have amnesia, 你 are wrong.)

Most times I pretend that he's just a friend, he's just a friend
(Good.)

Yeah I'll try to make our hearts beat in time
Even though your rhythm might not be with mine
(It will not. It would...

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Villains Are Cool; My 最佳, 返回页首 Fictional Female Villains

posted by zanhar1

I absolutely adore a good and well written villain. From the crazies to the sympathetic ones with a tragic back story to the ones who do it for the lols, I 爱情 me a fun fictional baddie. And there are just so many of them, so here are my favorites. Listed as a count down.

I'll start with the honorable Mentions: Jadis and Nehelenia. I couldn't not put Nehelenia on this 列表 as she was pretty much the first villain I ever liked--I just didn't know I liked her at the time. When I was 5 years old, not gonna lie she kind of scared me. And that's part of why I 爱情 her character today. Jadis, most...

Thanks for being such a good friend!

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Don't stop Memeing parody song lyrics

posted by panisepic

My friend and I were bored so we wrote this, a parody of the song "Don't Stop Believing" 由 Journey.

just a small town meme, living in a lonely world, took the trolling train going annnyyywhheeerrreee

just a city meme, born and raised in 4chan threads, took the trolling train going anyyyywheeeeree

A troller in a darkened room, the smell of 啤酒 and cheap snack fooodds. For a 哈哈 they can share the thread. It goes on and on and on and on.

trollers waiting, up and down the reaction pics, n00bs searching knowyourmeme in the night. screenlights memers, living just to find tfw. hiding somewhere in...