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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 由 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Blossom: *Flying with her sisters to school* It's a wonderful 日 in The City of Townsville.
Bubbles: And I'm looking 前锋, 期待 to another wonderful 日 with Ms. Keane, and all of our friends.
Buttercup: What do 你 mean our friends? My 老友记 are 冷却器 than yours.
Blossom: Mitch Mitchelson is a bully. That's not cool.
Bubbles: 你 have very questionable 老友记 Buttercup.

Episode 5: No Brakes

Narrator: Pokey Oaks Kindergarten. A wonderful place for little boys, and girls to learn and make new friends.
Ms. Keane: Good morning everyone.
Children: Good morning Ms. Keane.
Ms. Keane: Now boys and girls, we have a substitute bus driver, because Mr. Punderez has....well..

Flashback

Mitch: *With a few other boys tossing paper airplanes around the bus, while chewing gum*
Mr. Punderez: Hey, no chewing gum back there!
Mitch: Oh yeah? Well guess what? *Takes out his piece of gum, and throws it onto Mr. Punderez's head*
Mr. Punderez: *His face turns red with fury*

End flashback

Ms. Keane: And after that, he threatened to quit if he wasn't 给 a 1 week vacation.
Buttercup: Haha. Sweet. *High fives Mitch*
Blossom & Bubbles: *Roll their eyes*
Ms. Keane: And now, for the substitute bus driver.

Song: link

Mr. Getraer, a big man with massive muscles, and a big body made out of muscle, and bones, broke the door as he walked in.

Ms. Keane: Boys and girls, say hello to, Mr. Getraer.
Boys & Girls: Hello Mr. Getraer!
Mr. Getraer: Shut up!!!!
Bubbles: *Gasps* Oh, what a big meanie.
Mr. Getraer: First thing's first, I gotta lay down some rules for 你 little troublemakers. Rule number 1, 你 have to ride my bus! NO EXCEPTIONS!!! Rule number 2, 你 must wear your seatbelt! Number 3, stay in your 座位 unless instructed to get out. Number 4, do not make paper airplanes, spit out your bubblegum, 或者 do anything to distract me, 或者 any of the passengers! Rule number 5!! If 你 break any of the other four rules, I will turn around, and leave 你 here, and lock 你 up in the cooler! 你 will not get out until tomorrow!!!!!!
Ms. Keane: Uh, Mr. Getraer, I don't think that's-
Mr. Getraer: THE SAME APPLIES TO 你 TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Ms. Keane: It does? Uh, okay.
Mr. Getraer: We will leave at 3' O Clock, on the dot every 日 after school! I will also start making my rounds at 8' O Clock. 你 all know when to be at your bus stops! If 你 are not at the bus stop, I will leave 你 behind!!!! *Smiles* Have fun, and I'll be waiting for 你 when the 钟, 贝尔 rings. *Leaves, putting the door back in place*
Blossom: Well, that was interesting, to say the least.
Bubbles: At least we can fly to school, being super 超能英雄 and all.
Blossom: True. I feel sorry for the other students though.
Narrator: Ms. Keane, what were 你 thinking?

Back at their home, the girls explained everything to Professor Utonium.

Professor Utonium: A new bus driver, huh?
Bubbles: Yeah. He broke down the door, then everyone 说 good morning, and he told us to shut up.
Buttercup: He's also threatening to leave people behind, and lock them up in a cooler.
Bubbles: It must be very cold in there.
Blossom: Well, one thing's for sure, we don't have to put up with him.
Professor Utonium: Lucky for 你 three. I just hope this new bus driver doesn't really do any of the things he says.
Blossom: Why wouldn't he?
Professor Utonium: Some grown-ups say things like that to keep little ones in order, but knowing that 你 three always behave, I'm certain that he won't pick on 你 for any reason whatsoever. Now, it's time for bed.
Narrator: 下一个 morning, the girls were flying over the streets of Townsville to make it to Pokey Oaks Kindergarten.
Blossom: Good thing we only had to deal with a serial killer.
Bubbles: Yeah, because if there were any jewel heists, 或者 big monsters, we'd probably be late.
Buttercup: *Lands in front of the school 下一个 to her sisters*

They walked inside, two 分钟 before class begun.

Ms. Keane: Why good morning girls.
Blossom: Good morning Ms. Keane.
Bubbles: We're ready for another fun 日 of learning.
Buttercup: I'm just ready for fun.
Mr. Getraer: *Runs into the school, putting a hole through the wall* WHERE WERE 你 THREE?!!??!?
Blossom: What are 你 talking about?
Bubbles: We don't take the bus.
Buttercup: We flew here.
Mr. Getraer: A likely story.
Ms. Keane: Uh, Mr. Getraer, I know you're new here and all, but they're telling 你 the truth. 你 see. *Whispers into Mr. Getraer's ear*
Mr. Getraer: And 你 actually believe that? All four of 你 will be in the 冷却器 after school! 你 will not get out until tomorrow morning!!!!!!
Blossom: What?!
Bubbles: *Has tears coming out of her eyes as she lowers her head onto her desk, covering her face with her arms*
Buttercup: Why is Ms. Keane getting in trouble?
Mr. Getraer: I don't suppose 你 remember rule 1. 你 have to ride my bus. No exceptions. Ms. Keane also broke that rule 由 driving her car here, which brings us to rule 5. If 你 break any of the rules, everyone gets left behind, and locked up into the cooler.
Blossom: But that's not fair!!! Why lock everyone up in the cooler?!
Bubbles: *Pokes her head out, still crying* We're all gonna freeze to death! *Continues crying, burying her head in her arms on her desk*
Buttercup: *Looks at Bubbles, then at Mr. Getraer* I hate people that make my sister cry.
Narrator: It was after school, and Mr. Getraer was outside waiting for everyone.
Mr. Getraer: Okay, everyone hurry up! Into the cooler!

A refrigerator was behind a 摇摆, 秋千 set.

Blossom: We can't all fit in there.
Mr. Getraer: Then Ms. Keane will have to watch over some of 你 in the classroom. Those who wait with Ms. Keane will stay in detention, and have their time in the 冷却器 postponed.
Ms. Keane: Does that mean that my time in the 冷却器 will be postponed too?
Mr. Getraer: Correct! 你 should have taken my bus, instead of driving your car here.
Blossom: This is ridiculous.
Buttercup: Agreed.
Narrator: Our beloved Powerpuffs were soon placed in the 冷却器 with several other boys and girls.
Mr. Getraer: *Takes off in his bus*
Buttercup: I can't stand being in here any longer! *Breaks the door open* See ya! *Flies away*
Blossom: Wait!
Bubbles: Buttercup!

Song: link

Mr. Getraer: *Driving away in his bus, humming a song*
Buttercup: I'm going to give that stupid bus driver a piece of my mind!
Blossom: Buttercup!
Bubbles: Don't do anything rash.
Mr. Getraer: *Looks back at Buttercup, and her sisters* What the?!!?
Narrator: Then suddenly.
Mr. Getraer: *Has a 心 attack, and falls down on the floor*
Bubbles: That isn't good. *Flies into the bus*
Buttercup: What happened?
Blossom: He had a 心 attack.
Bubbles: *Puts her foot on the brakes* It's not slowing down. Blossom, the brakes aren't working!
Blossom: No brakes?
Bubbles: No brakes!
Buttercup: There's 更多 than one way to stop a bus. Let's go Blossom! *Flies with Blossom*

They landed in front of the bus, preparing to stop it.

Blossom: I don't know if I can do this.
Buttercup: Don't worry. 你 got me.
Narrator: The bus was coming towards them.
Bubbles: *Closes her eyes, and covers them with her hands*
Blossom & Buttercup: *Holding onto the bus, slowing it down quickly*
Bubbles: Hooray!

Stop the song.

Blossom: Phew. We did it.
Narrator: 下一个 日 at Pokey Oaks Kindergarten.
Mr. Getraer: I want to apologize for the way I acted towards 你 earlier. I also want to thank The Powerpuff Girls for saving my life. If they didn't get me to the hospital when they did, I probably wouldn't be here.
Ms. Keane: We accept your apology Mr. Getraer.
Mitch: Does this mean we get to throw paper airplanes around the bus?!
Mr. Getraer: *Chuckles* Nice try little man.
Ms. Keane: The answer is no.
Mitch: Aw man!
Narrator: Mr. Getraer learned to be nicer to the children, and they all listened to him. They had a good week, and we're sorry to see Mr. Getrear leave when Mr. Punderez returned from his vacation. So once again, the 日 is saved. Thanks to.........

Song (Start at 0:31): link

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the Narrator, Mitch Mitchelson, and Mr. Punderez
Jennifer Hale as Ms. Keane
Tom Kane as Mr. Getraer, and Professor Utonium

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from May 31, 2017
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped 由 terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds 偷了 it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket 偷了 it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall 墙 and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 秒 and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....
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posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 分钟 intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people 你 can get to 加入 in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department 由 sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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This was definitely the most difficult 列表 I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. 你 can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the 最佳, 返回页首 10 and just listing the other women and 展示 pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for 你 guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope 你 enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to 评论 and I can't wait to hear what...
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(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive 你 to madness 由 letting 你 figure out why the heck I 说 pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^

JASON DERULO SUCKS.

Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, 或者 perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P

(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)

And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's...
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These are my 最佳, 返回页首 15 LEAST 最喜爱的 名人 and just like with my 最佳, 返回页首 15 最喜爱的 名人 列表 I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell 你 how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to 显示 that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a 列表 like this pretty much just 说 they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my 列表 and please keep in mind this is just my...
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added by shiriny
I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I 爱情 her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, 或者 movie. Please 评论 and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway
I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The 天鹅 Princess, Anastasia,...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Some of 你 might have heard of the game Facade. those of 你 who have, 你 probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she 说 "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they 说 yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly



42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - 你 should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)



43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me



44.
Name: James Buckley...
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posted by iLuvLouisCarrot
“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are 你 really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he 说 that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can 你 tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...
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posted by Hinata-Snow
I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. 你 will never find anybody who can give 你 a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell 你 that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling 你 that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed 由 the federal government is entertainment.
5. 你 should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests 你 think she's pregnant unless 你 can see an...
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Man: Where have 你 been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen 你 someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this 座位 empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if 你 sit down.

Man: Your place 或者 mine?
Woman: Both. 你 go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do 你 do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: 嘿 baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do 你 like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF 你 DON'T PASS THIS ON 你 DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All 日 long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...
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posted by rAsberrStrarS
吻乐队(Kiss) On The Lips-I 爱情 You
吻乐队(Kiss) On The Ear-You Are Special
吻乐队(Kiss) On The Nose-Laughter
吻乐队(Kiss) On The Cheek-Friendship
吻乐队(Kiss) On The Forehead-I Comfort You
吻乐队(Kiss) On The Neck-I Want You
吻乐队(Kiss) On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
吻乐队(Kiss) Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender 吻乐队(Kiss) On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I 迷失 你
 Miku and Kaito
Miku and Kaito
20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there 音乐 videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I 爱情 them 更多 then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.
 Gakupo and Rin
Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I 爱情 these two they start out hating each other then become close 老友记 或者 maybe more...I'd like to think so....
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1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would 你 mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs 你 and takes a little something off 你 would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are 你 sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If 你 say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all 你 want, not like I care if 你 are 或者 aren't...As long as 你 don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...
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posted by Mallory101
Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him 或者 erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If 你 want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go 前锋, 期待 when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...
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added by edwardcarlisle
Source: didyoukno
posted by NatalieSunshine
1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the 吉他 for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If 你 get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...
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