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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 由 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Blossom: *Flying with her sisters to school* It's a wonderful 日 in The City of Townsville.
Bubbles: And I'm looking 前锋, 期待 to another wonderful 日 with Ms. Keane, and all of our friends.
Buttercup: What do 你 mean our friends? My 老友记 are 冷却器 than yours.
Blossom: Mitch Mitchelson is a bully. That's not cool.
Bubbles: 你 have very questionable 老友记 Buttercup.

Episode 5: No Brakes

Narrator: Pokey Oaks Kindergarten. A wonderful place for little boys, and girls to learn and make new friends.
Ms. Keane: Good morning everyone.
Children: Good morning Ms. Keane.
Ms. Keane: Now boys and girls, we have a substitute bus driver, because Mr. Punderez has....well..

Flashback

Mitch: *With a few other boys tossing paper airplanes around the bus, while chewing gum*
Mr. Punderez: Hey, no chewing gum back there!
Mitch: Oh yeah? Well guess what? *Takes out his piece of gum, and throws it onto Mr. Punderez's head*
Mr. Punderez: *His face turns red with fury*

End flashback

Ms. Keane: And after that, he threatened to quit if he wasn't 给 a 1 week vacation.
Buttercup: Haha. Sweet. *High fives Mitch*
Blossom & Bubbles: *Roll their eyes*
Ms. Keane: And now, for the substitute bus driver.

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Mr. Getraer, a big man with massive muscles, and a big body made out of muscle, and bones, broke the door as he walked in.

Ms. Keane: Boys and girls, say hello to, Mr. Getraer.
Boys & Girls: Hello Mr. Getraer!
Mr. Getraer: Shut up!!!!
Bubbles: *Gasps* Oh, what a big meanie.
Mr. Getraer: First thing's first, I gotta lay down some rules for 你 little troublemakers. Rule number 1, 你 have to ride my bus! NO EXCEPTIONS!!! Rule number 2, 你 must wear your seatbelt! Number 3, stay in your 座位 unless instructed to get out. Number 4, do not make paper airplanes, spit out your bubblegum, 或者 do anything to distract me, 或者 any of the passengers! Rule number 5!! If 你 break any of the other four rules, I will turn around, and leave 你 here, and lock 你 up in the cooler! 你 will not get out until tomorrow!!!!!!
Ms. Keane: Uh, Mr. Getraer, I don't think that's-
Mr. Getraer: THE SAME APPLIES TO 你 TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Ms. Keane: It does? Uh, okay.
Mr. Getraer: We will leave at 3' O Clock, on the dot every 日 after school! I will also start making my rounds at 8' O Clock. 你 all know when to be at your bus stops! If 你 are not at the bus stop, I will leave 你 behind!!!! *Smiles* Have fun, and I'll be waiting for 你 when the 钟, 贝尔 rings. *Leaves, putting the door back in place*
Blossom: Well, that was interesting, to say the least.
Bubbles: At least we can fly to school, being super 超能英雄 and all.
Blossom: True. I feel sorry for the other students though.
Narrator: Ms. Keane, what were 你 thinking?

Back at their home, the girls explained everything to Professor Utonium.

Professor Utonium: A new bus driver, huh?
Bubbles: Yeah. He broke down the door, then everyone 说 good morning, and he told us to shut up.
Buttercup: He's also threatening to leave people behind, and lock them up in a cooler.
Bubbles: It must be very cold in there.
Blossom: Well, one thing's for sure, we don't have to put up with him.
Professor Utonium: Lucky for 你 three. I just hope this new bus driver doesn't really do any of the things he says.
Blossom: Why wouldn't he?
Professor Utonium: Some grown-ups say things like that to keep little ones in order, but knowing that 你 three always behave, I'm certain that he won't pick on 你 for any reason whatsoever. Now, it's time for bed.
Narrator: 下一个 morning, the girls were flying over the streets of Townsville to make it to Pokey Oaks Kindergarten.
Blossom: Good thing we only had to deal with a serial killer.
Bubbles: Yeah, because if there were any jewel heists, 或者 big monsters, we'd probably be late.
Buttercup: *Lands in front of the school 下一个 to her sisters*

They walked inside, two 分钟 before class begun.

Ms. Keane: Why good morning girls.
Blossom: Good morning Ms. Keane.
Bubbles: We're ready for another fun 日 of learning.
Buttercup: I'm just ready for fun.
Mr. Getraer: *Runs into the school, putting a hole through the wall* WHERE WERE 你 THREE?!!??!?
Blossom: What are 你 talking about?
Bubbles: We don't take the bus.
Buttercup: We flew here.
Mr. Getraer: A likely story.
Ms. Keane: Uh, Mr. Getraer, I know you're new here and all, but they're telling 你 the truth. 你 see. *Whispers into Mr. Getraer's ear*
Mr. Getraer: And 你 actually believe that? All four of 你 will be in the 冷却器 after school! 你 will not get out until tomorrow morning!!!!!!
Blossom: What?!
Bubbles: *Has tears coming out of her eyes as she lowers her head onto her desk, covering her face with her arms*
Buttercup: Why is Ms. Keane getting in trouble?
Mr. Getraer: I don't suppose 你 remember rule 1. 你 have to ride my bus. No exceptions. Ms. Keane also broke that rule 由 driving her car here, which brings us to rule 5. If 你 break any of the rules, everyone gets left behind, and locked up into the cooler.
Blossom: But that's not fair!!! Why lock everyone up in the cooler?!
Bubbles: *Pokes her head out, still crying* We're all gonna freeze to death! *Continues crying, burying her head in her arms on her desk*
Buttercup: *Looks at Bubbles, then at Mr. Getraer* I hate people that make my sister cry.
Narrator: It was after school, and Mr. Getraer was outside waiting for everyone.
Mr. Getraer: Okay, everyone hurry up! Into the cooler!

A refrigerator was behind a 摇摆, 秋千 set.

Blossom: We can't all fit in there.
Mr. Getraer: Then Ms. Keane will have to watch over some of 你 in the classroom. Those who wait with Ms. Keane will stay in detention, and have their time in the 冷却器 postponed.
Ms. Keane: Does that mean that my time in the 冷却器 will be postponed too?
Mr. Getraer: Correct! 你 should have taken my bus, instead of driving your car here.
Blossom: This is ridiculous.
Buttercup: Agreed.
Narrator: Our beloved Powerpuffs were soon placed in the 冷却器 with several other boys and girls.
Mr. Getraer: *Takes off in his bus*
Buttercup: I can't stand being in here any longer! *Breaks the door open* See ya! *Flies away*
Blossom: Wait!
Bubbles: Buttercup!

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Mr. Getraer: *Driving away in his bus, humming a song*
Buttercup: I'm going to give that stupid bus driver a piece of my mind!
Blossom: Buttercup!
Bubbles: Don't do anything rash.
Mr. Getraer: *Looks back at Buttercup, and her sisters* What the?!!?
Narrator: Then suddenly.
Mr. Getraer: *Has a 心 attack, and falls down on the floor*
Bubbles: That isn't good. *Flies into the bus*
Buttercup: What happened?
Blossom: He had a 心 attack.
Bubbles: *Puts her foot on the brakes* It's not slowing down. Blossom, the brakes aren't working!
Blossom: No brakes?
Bubbles: No brakes!
Buttercup: There's 更多 than one way to stop a bus. Let's go Blossom! *Flies with Blossom*

They landed in front of the bus, preparing to stop it.

Blossom: I don't know if I can do this.
Buttercup: Don't worry. 你 got me.
Narrator: The bus was coming towards them.
Bubbles: *Closes her eyes, and covers them with her hands*
Blossom & Buttercup: *Holding onto the bus, slowing it down quickly*
Bubbles: Hooray!

Stop the song.

Blossom: Phew. We did it.
Narrator: 下一个 日 at Pokey Oaks Kindergarten.
Mr. Getraer: I want to apologize for the way I acted towards 你 earlier. I also want to thank The Powerpuff Girls for saving my life. If they didn't get me to the hospital when they did, I probably wouldn't be here.
Ms. Keane: We accept your apology Mr. Getraer.
Mitch: Does this mean we get to throw paper airplanes around the bus?!
Mr. Getraer: *Chuckles* Nice try little man.
Ms. Keane: The answer is no.
Mitch: Aw man!
Narrator: Mr. Getraer learned to be nicer to the children, and they all listened to him. They had a good week, and we're sorry to see Mr. Getrear leave when Mr. Punderez returned from his vacation. So once again, the 日 is saved. Thanks to.........

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The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the Narrator, Mitch Mitchelson, and Mr. Punderez
Jennifer Hale as Ms. Keane
Tom Kane as Mr. Getraer, and Professor Utonium

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from May 31, 2017
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 由 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, 展示 Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

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Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 马格南, 大酒瓶, 万能 as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
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What is good life? What is happiness? What is success? What is pleasure? How should I treat other people? How should I cope with unfortunate events? How can I get rid off unnecessary worry? How should I handle liberty?


1- Be a Responsible Human Being. Approach yourself with honesty and thoroughness; maintain a kind of spiritual hygiene; stop the blame-shifting for your errors and shortcomings.

2-Worry only about the things that are in your control, the things that can be influenced and changed 由 your actions, not about the things that are beyond your capacity to direct 或者 alter.

3-Experience...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 由 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, 你 finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, 你 shouldn't be tortured 由 the reboot. I'm going to tell 你 the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards...
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posted by Windrises
Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This 粉丝 story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.

Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.

Tyrion walked to her and 说 "How's it going?"

She 说 "Bad and I won't tell 你 why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.

She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.

Jon Snow 说 "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."

She sarcastically 说 "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."

Jon 说 "Sister...
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Why on earth did I stop last time.. Season 3 is friggin awesome.. I clearly wasn't patient enough last time..

PLOT:
Walter wishes to reunite his family, but Skyler is still suspicious of Walter's 秒 life. Walter believes he can mend the tension between them 由 confessing to her that he has been producing meth. Skyler is appalled 由 the confession and demands a formal divorce. Meanwhile, Gus offers to pay Walter US$3M for three months of his service. He even offers to provide Walter with a state-of-the-art production facility and a brilliant lab assistant, Gale (David Costabile). Jesse is...
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Picture this. You're a newspaper boy in the 1880's and your headlines just don't seem to be selling as well as they used to. Therefore, your company decides to change things up and start lying just a LITTLE bit.

...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the 标题 of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in 更多 cash from the public. And mine is!

So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important 问题 of them all.

What exactly IS clickbait?

Basically...
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Are 你 bored? Do 你 have the humor of a 10 年 old boy? Do 你 like 音乐 that doesn't have a real point? Do 你 like 音乐 that will make your grandma look at 你 with disappointment in her eyes!? If 你 answered yes to any of these 问题 then here is a 列表 for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes 音乐 about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John 心 - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...
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Source: Sugar Glider
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posted by alexischaos2004
Greetings, my name is Alexis. Welcome to my world of rants. Today's rant is about youtobe and the major fuckups that dwell there. So, 加入 me on this marvelous cyber adventure, as we'll encounter monsters such as Devon Sweeney, Sam Pepper, and the legendary Tupac of Youtube.


Ah... Youtube. You're one of my 最喜爱的 websites in the entire history of the internet. The content 你 显示 me is truly enlightening. I always watch the 视频 你 have on display... It's just the best experience that anyone could ever ask for. I 爱情 you, Youtube.


WELL NOT ENTIRELY! This video sharing website may be one...
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(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this 文章 even remotely seriously, then 你 probably aren't as smart as 你 think 你 are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good 潮流粉丝俱乐部 article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, 你 need to think of a good title. Y'know,...
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 Cristian "Hyuga" Medina
Cristian "Hyuga" Medina
First off, this is NOT an 文章 I wanted to make. It really infuriates me how something like this can happen in such an innocent community, but hey, I'm just bringing this hear to spread the word and give my opinion the subject.

Basically, for those of 你 who have NO idea what's happening, a fellow and pretty Super Smash Bros player 由 the code-name of Hyuga, who is widely regarded as one of the best (if not the best) Toon Link players in the world on both Smash Bros Brawl and Smash Bros 4 in the entire world, was accused of sexually harassing a fellow Smash Bros player code-named VikkiKitty...
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龟, 海龟 三明治 has returned! I mean, technically, I 发布 the last one 2 days ago, but since that's 5 days after I meant to have it done, the 龟, 海龟 Sandwiches are returning to schedule. Hopefully forever. Anyways, it's TV 显示 week, and since no TV 显示 suggestions have been made thus far, I picked my own 最喜爱的 show, Arrow! Enjoy! :)
#1: BLACK FIN:
30 years ago, Seaworld wasn't exactly at it's brightest of lights. As a film known as "Black Fin" reveals the tragic truth of the largest known, captive Orca.. tilikum.
The film reveals Tilikum was captured near Iceland in November of 1983, over 30 years ago. At only 2 years old, when he was approximately 13 feet long, he was torn away from his family and ocean home.
And, long story short, he might of been bullied 由 the other Orcas.
This eventually leading to Tilikum killing 3 trainers.
The most famish being the violent death of Dawn Brancheau.
It's believed Tilikum was 表演 very...
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I just released an update stating that I would not include video games in the 龟, 海龟 Sandwiches... then someone suggested a video game. So I started thinking once again and I came to the conclusion that saying video games were going to be part of it and then not having them be part of it was really annoying. Sorry for changing this and then immediately unchanging part of the change, but I'm fairly confident in this even newerly new setup, and hopeful that it will work permanently. So here is the new schedule that will not change:
posted by TheMagicLoki
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new 龟, 海龟 三明治 this week. But I am 写作 this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.

1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought 更多 about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between 电影院 and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch 电影院 far 更多 often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.

I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city 你 might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make 更多 time for this in the future.
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