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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 由 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Blossom: *Flying with her sisters to school* It's a wonderful 日 in The City of Townsville.
Bubbles: And I'm looking 前锋, 期待 to another wonderful 日 with Ms. Keane, and all of our friends.
Buttercup: What do 你 mean our friends? My 老友记 are 冷却器 than yours.
Blossom: Mitch Mitchelson is a bully. That's not cool.
Bubbles: 你 have very questionable 老友记 Buttercup.

Episode 5: No Brakes

Narrator: Pokey Oaks Kindergarten. A wonderful place for little boys, and girls to learn and make new friends.
Ms. Keane: Good morning everyone.
Children: Good morning Ms. Keane.
Ms. Keane: Now boys and girls, we have a substitute bus driver, because Mr. Punderez has....well..

Flashback

Mitch: *With a few other boys tossing paper airplanes around the bus, while chewing gum*
Mr. Punderez: Hey, no chewing gum back there!
Mitch: Oh yeah? Well guess what? *Takes out his piece of gum, and throws it onto Mr. Punderez's head*
Mr. Punderez: *His face turns red with fury*

End flashback

Ms. Keane: And after that, he threatened to quit if he wasn't 给 a 1 week vacation.
Buttercup: Haha. Sweet. *High fives Mitch*
Blossom & Bubbles: *Roll their eyes*
Ms. Keane: And now, for the substitute bus driver.

Song: link

Mr. Getraer, a big man with massive muscles, and a big body made out of muscle, and bones, broke the door as he walked in.

Ms. Keane: Boys and girls, say hello to, Mr. Getraer.
Boys & Girls: Hello Mr. Getraer!
Mr. Getraer: Shut up!!!!
Bubbles: *Gasps* Oh, what a big meanie.
Mr. Getraer: First thing's first, I gotta lay down some rules for 你 little troublemakers. Rule number 1, 你 have to ride my bus! NO EXCEPTIONS!!! Rule number 2, 你 must wear your seatbelt! Number 3, stay in your 座位 unless instructed to get out. Number 4, do not make paper airplanes, spit out your bubblegum, 或者 do anything to distract me, 或者 any of the passengers! Rule number 5!! If 你 break any of the other four rules, I will turn around, and leave 你 here, and lock 你 up in the cooler! 你 will not get out until tomorrow!!!!!!
Ms. Keane: Uh, Mr. Getraer, I don't think that's-
Mr. Getraer: THE SAME APPLIES TO 你 TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Ms. Keane: It does? Uh, okay.
Mr. Getraer: We will leave at 3' O Clock, on the dot every 日 after school! I will also start making my rounds at 8' O Clock. 你 all know when to be at your bus stops! If 你 are not at the bus stop, I will leave 你 behind!!!! *Smiles* Have fun, and I'll be waiting for 你 when the 钟, 贝尔 rings. *Leaves, putting the door back in place*
Blossom: Well, that was interesting, to say the least.
Bubbles: At least we can fly to school, being super 超能英雄 and all.
Blossom: True. I feel sorry for the other students though.
Narrator: Ms. Keane, what were 你 thinking?

Back at their home, the girls explained everything to Professor Utonium.

Professor Utonium: A new bus driver, huh?
Bubbles: Yeah. He broke down the door, then everyone 说 good morning, and he told us to shut up.
Buttercup: He's also threatening to leave people behind, and lock them up in a cooler.
Bubbles: It must be very cold in there.
Blossom: Well, one thing's for sure, we don't have to put up with him.
Professor Utonium: Lucky for 你 three. I just hope this new bus driver doesn't really do any of the things he says.
Blossom: Why wouldn't he?
Professor Utonium: Some grown-ups say things like that to keep little ones in order, but knowing that 你 three always behave, I'm certain that he won't pick on 你 for any reason whatsoever. Now, it's time for bed.
Narrator: 下一个 morning, the girls were flying over the streets of Townsville to make it to Pokey Oaks Kindergarten.
Blossom: Good thing we only had to deal with a serial killer.
Bubbles: Yeah, because if there were any jewel heists, 或者 big monsters, we'd probably be late.
Buttercup: *Lands in front of the school 下一个 to her sisters*

They walked inside, two 分钟 before class begun.

Ms. Keane: Why good morning girls.
Blossom: Good morning Ms. Keane.
Bubbles: We're ready for another fun 日 of learning.
Buttercup: I'm just ready for fun.
Mr. Getraer: *Runs into the school, putting a hole through the wall* WHERE WERE 你 THREE?!!??!?
Blossom: What are 你 talking about?
Bubbles: We don't take the bus.
Buttercup: We flew here.
Mr. Getraer: A likely story.
Ms. Keane: Uh, Mr. Getraer, I know you're new here and all, but they're telling 你 the truth. 你 see. *Whispers into Mr. Getraer's ear*
Mr. Getraer: And 你 actually believe that? All four of 你 will be in the 冷却器 after school! 你 will not get out until tomorrow morning!!!!!!
Blossom: What?!
Bubbles: *Has tears coming out of her eyes as she lowers her head onto her desk, covering her face with her arms*
Buttercup: Why is Ms. Keane getting in trouble?
Mr. Getraer: I don't suppose 你 remember rule 1. 你 have to ride my bus. No exceptions. Ms. Keane also broke that rule 由 driving her car here, which brings us to rule 5. If 你 break any of the rules, everyone gets left behind, and locked up into the cooler.
Blossom: But that's not fair!!! Why lock everyone up in the cooler?!
Bubbles: *Pokes her head out, still crying* We're all gonna freeze to death! *Continues crying, burying her head in her arms on her desk*
Buttercup: *Looks at Bubbles, then at Mr. Getraer* I hate people that make my sister cry.
Narrator: It was after school, and Mr. Getraer was outside waiting for everyone.
Mr. Getraer: Okay, everyone hurry up! Into the cooler!

A refrigerator was behind a 摇摆, 秋千 set.

Blossom: We can't all fit in there.
Mr. Getraer: Then Ms. Keane will have to watch over some of 你 in the classroom. Those who wait with Ms. Keane will stay in detention, and have their time in the 冷却器 postponed.
Ms. Keane: Does that mean that my time in the 冷却器 will be postponed too?
Mr. Getraer: Correct! 你 should have taken my bus, instead of driving your car here.
Blossom: This is ridiculous.
Buttercup: Agreed.
Narrator: Our beloved Powerpuffs were soon placed in the 冷却器 with several other boys and girls.
Mr. Getraer: *Takes off in his bus*
Buttercup: I can't stand being in here any longer! *Breaks the door open* See ya! *Flies away*
Blossom: Wait!
Bubbles: Buttercup!

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Mr. Getraer: *Driving away in his bus, humming a song*
Buttercup: I'm going to give that stupid bus driver a piece of my mind!
Blossom: Buttercup!
Bubbles: Don't do anything rash.
Mr. Getraer: *Looks back at Buttercup, and her sisters* What the?!!?
Narrator: Then suddenly.
Mr. Getraer: *Has a 心 attack, and falls down on the floor*
Bubbles: That isn't good. *Flies into the bus*
Buttercup: What happened?
Blossom: He had a 心 attack.
Bubbles: *Puts her foot on the brakes* It's not slowing down. Blossom, the brakes aren't working!
Blossom: No brakes?
Bubbles: No brakes!
Buttercup: There's 更多 than one way to stop a bus. Let's go Blossom! *Flies with Blossom*

They landed in front of the bus, preparing to stop it.

Blossom: I don't know if I can do this.
Buttercup: Don't worry. 你 got me.
Narrator: The bus was coming towards them.
Bubbles: *Closes her eyes, and covers them with her hands*
Blossom & Buttercup: *Holding onto the bus, slowing it down quickly*
Bubbles: Hooray!

Stop the song.

Blossom: Phew. We did it.
Narrator: 下一个 日 at Pokey Oaks Kindergarten.
Mr. Getraer: I want to apologize for the way I acted towards 你 earlier. I also want to thank The Powerpuff Girls for saving my life. If they didn't get me to the hospital when they did, I probably wouldn't be here.
Ms. Keane: We accept your apology Mr. Getraer.
Mitch: Does this mean we get to throw paper airplanes around the bus?!
Mr. Getraer: *Chuckles* Nice try little man.
Ms. Keane: The answer is no.
Mitch: Aw man!
Narrator: Mr. Getraer learned to be nicer to the children, and they all listened to him. They had a good week, and we're sorry to see Mr. Getrear leave when Mr. Punderez returned from his vacation. So once again, the 日 is saved. Thanks to.........

Song (Start at 0:31): link

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the Narrator, Mitch Mitchelson, and Mr. Punderez
Jennifer Hale as Ms. Keane
Tom Kane as Mr. Getraer, and Professor Utonium

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from May 31, 2017
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Hold on to me, 爱情
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I 爱情 你 and I'm not afraid, oh

Can 你 hear me?
Can 你 feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of 你
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow 树
(Come and find me)

I know 你 hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of 你
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
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posted by sakurahanazono
1.) Start saying the 问题 really loudly and if they try to tell 你 to be quite say "shhh this is a test 你 know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering 随意 numbers to the person 下一个 to 你 and then when the teacher tells 你 off say "They made me give them the 答案 或者 they 说 they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at 你 say "What are 你 lookin at!" 或者 "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on 最佳, 返回页首 of the 表 and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have 你 been spying on me and teling it everything!"
"Where is Maybelle?"Alicia asked.
"I don't-"I was cut off
"Help!Help me!I need help!Please!!"A familiar voice begged.
"MAYBELLE!"we all 说 in unison.
We followed the voice into a huge hut.
"Maybelle!Where are you?"I asked.
I ran as fast as I could.I couldn't wait for them to catch up.I saw a door with a small window.I looked in and saw Ariana.When she turned back,I ran back.
"Help!Help me!Help m-MM!MUHH!MMMMMHHH!"Maybelle yelled.
I ran to the door Maybelle and Ariana were in.I knocked on the door,got out my sword,and waited for Ariana to come out.
"What?Wh-AH!"She said.
"You said,you'd leave my friends...
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posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my 幻想 is flying
It's a 城堡 in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with 龙 now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a 城堡 in the sky
或者 there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
幻想 is not a crime
Find your 城堡 in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads 你 to the moon 'cause..."
Sarah couldn't make a noise.Ariana ran to the little girl.Sarah got a grip on the sticks.When she stopped the little girl.Sarah stabbed Ariana in the back."OOOOWWWW!!WHAT THE HECK 你 LITTLE IDIOT!"She yelled.She dropped to her knees.I picked up the little girl,which was crying."It's okay.Let's get 你 to your mommy."Her mom was crying too."Here's your daughter."Sarah said."THANK YOU!THANK YOU!"The mom 说 and cheered.
Sarah walked back.
"SARAH!Oh my gosh!"Alicia 说 and she hugged her.
"That was amazing."Maybelle said.
"Guys!Focus!The stone."Sarah said.They got out and ran."Oh no!The Rights!That's...
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It was The night of Scarlett's sleepover,The guests arrived quickly.
S:Hey!Chloe and Nancy are already here,Penny.
P:Okay,Um...Where do I put my sleeping bag?
S:Anywhere.
M:Bye Honey!I gotta go to work!
S:Bye mom!
N:Can we play 'Truth 或者 Dare'?
S:Don't see why not.
Scarlett got a 枕头 and put it in her lap.
N:Okay,Chloe!Truth 或者 dare?
C:Truth.
N:Okay,WHATS MY MIDDLE NAME?
C:Shannon.
N:WRONG!I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!HA!TRICK QUESTION!
C:Grrr.Okay.Penny,Truth 或者 dare?
P:Dare!
C:Alright,I dare 你 to...Name ONE Scary movie you've watched!
P:Oh...Well....lets see...(gulp)...HARRY POTTER!
S:As much as we hate him....Doesn't...
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter 图书 and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from 你 (Example: When in a car 或者 an elevator). If 你 don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and 圣诞节 and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their 最喜爱的 song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...
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What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The 下一个 time 你 and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a 民意调查 to see which of 你 successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with 你 - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever 你 have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If 你 were really looking for an honest answer, you...
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posted by karpach_14
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have 你 ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would 你 ask such a 问题 now? 你 don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when 你 were 35 years old and 你 really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give 你 a loan? Remember how one 日 the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no 问题 asked?"

"Oh, Betty, 你 did that for me!...
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posted by karpach_14
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for 你 你 twit she was only after your money and could have 给 a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by smileypop9
I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can 你 guess whose and what job it is?


You think your job sucks? Let me tell 你 about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair 或者 putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The 下一个 chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" 或者 "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He 说 "I'd like to have one too." Then I 说 "But this is a dog". He 说 he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He 说 I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can 你 believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how 你 respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what 你 want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee 更多 than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My 心 skips a beat
When 你 walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with 你 until the end

I give my 心 and my soul to you
To make 你 see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant 你 see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what 你 want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope 你 are getting use to this 显示 cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did 你 say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope 你 enjoy the picture!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE 你 AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING 你 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST 星, 星级 IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T 你 EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO 你 BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF 或者 I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the 显示 earlyer!Bye!
The End
posted by invadercalliope
Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying 首页 and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING 由 TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go 由 car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!
posted by trentgwenfan1
i 爱情 cereal yes i do

i 爱情 cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i 爱情 cerial yes i do i 爱情 cerial 你 better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if 你 can't have crealeal

do not steal

i 爱情 creal yes we do i 爱情 ceral 你 should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i 爱情 ccerale yes i do

i 爱情 crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some 随意 songs 你 made up plz commet
1.where 你 keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid 或者 nawt!!
3.Who 你 talk 2 on the phone
4.THat 你 are super jelous 或者 other girls (or boys)
5.That 你 hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up 你 will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That 你 have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart 你 are at fixing things.


GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
 I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that 你 can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the 首页 Depot is 更多 saving and 更多 doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are 更多 than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...
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