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This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that 你 have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair 由 leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while 你 were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while 你 were talking

6. Had people tell 你 that 你 are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell 你 that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush 由 your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that 说 pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that 说 push

11. Have actually believed someone when they 说 that they knew how to make a 爱情 potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the 果汁 from a mini 番茄 squirt out and hit somebody else when 你 bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because 你 were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good 老友记 由 the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because 你 were playing 足球 或者 kickball with flip flops on 或者 你 were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while 你 were talking on it

26. It has taken 你 longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. 说 o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, 或者 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told 你 that there was gum on the ground, 你 stepped in it

32. Put on a white 衬衫 even though 你 already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because 你 thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though 你 knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones 你 had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, 或者 put the 牛奶 in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings 或者 shoes 由 accident

41. Put your 衬衫 on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because 你 put it on even though 你 knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when 你 got there forgot what is was that 你 were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it 由 accident when your drink was right 下一个 to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the 淋浴 with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have 给 an odd answer to a 问题 because 你 didn't hear the 问题 in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone 你 were the wrong age because 你 seriously forgot how old 你 were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that 你 didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told 你 to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke 或者 movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide 或者 vice versa

62. 说 funner, then had someone make fun of 你 for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because 你 thought that there wasn't one 或者 because 你 had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did 更多 work than 你 had to on an assignment because 你 didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that 你 were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that 你 would remember where it was, then forgot where 你 put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that 你 had 说 and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, 你 pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap 你 in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before 你 replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that 你 hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then 你 were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought 你 were drunk when 你 weren't

79. Have been so hyper 你 actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that 你 could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who 你 were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because 你 thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, 你 used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As 你 were writing, 你 moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what 你 were talking about 或者 what happened in the story

96. When 你 saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, 你 told the owners to beware of the 狗 not realizing they owned the dogs

97. 你 have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in 床, 床上 你 look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
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posted by darange
hi i am darange and welcome to getting to know me.
well first off my name is Clara H. in case 你 didn't know.
i am 17 and i live Chicago, i have 7 siblings on my moms side and 5 siblings on my real dads side.
i live with my mom and i have never met my real dad.
unfortunately i never will because he died 4 years ago.
sense i moved to Chicago i am going to be 首页 schooled, where i live there are not that many great schools. i have one friend that moved out here already, so i guess thats ok
4 最佳, 返回页首 thngs i 爱情 besides family and 老友记 :
1.Music
2.books
3. humor
4.Doctor Who
Music:
Music has...
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1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are 你 OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's 万圣节前夕 go to the costume section and grab a 万圣节前夕 bag and go up to a 随意 person and say "Trick 或者 treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if 你 know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in hisher 大车, 购物车 and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When 你 see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T...
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posted by fly210
THE WEEKLY RANDOM!!!!

1/12/11
I was talking to my friend today and we were going to meet up in that game.... Wizared 101. IT WAS DOWN FOR UPGRADES!!!! I meen IT WAS A SNOW DAY!!!! that's when ALL the little kids say "OO mom! I'm going to play on wizared 101!" but NOOOOOOOO. instead the kid find out how to cuss.
*bleep* *bleep* *bleep* this dunb *BLEEEEEEEEP!!*
the only thing we could do was listen to dumb songs 由 lady ga ga. sometimes I think that's ALL SHE CAN SAY!!! ga ga!!! what is she? A BABY!!! don't anser that. see 你 and have a pie night!


1/18/11
yesterday night I was talking to my friend...
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posted by RaydKaydiroxs
1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt

2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any 更多 问题 say " why does my 狗 breath smell like dog food"

3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ 爱情 (your name)

4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells 你 to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh

5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if 你 dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.

6. start eating pop tarts in class...
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posted by EllentheStrange
1.I am bisexual
2.I 冲床 hard
3.I am a goth
4.i am emo
5.I always have my iPod in my ears
6.I cry a lot
7.I 爱情 emo,goth,and punk boys
8.If 你 want to be my boyfriend,you will have to understand that I also need a girlfriend
9.I am obsessed with many things
10.I am in 爱情 with Death
11.Death is in 爱情 with me
12.I 爱情 horror and gororr movies
13.I like 纹身 and peircings
14.Don't call me whore,slut,or sex goddess,you will be punched
15.If 你 ask what I want for my birthday,just get me an iTunes card,a Hot Topic card 或者 anything gothy,i am simple when it comes to gifts.
16.I spend way to much time on the computer
17.Straight A student
18.Straight Edge
19.I know 你 爱情 me if 你 listen to my music,even if 你 hate it
20.I'm a loud screamer
21.I am a freak,misfit,strange,outcast
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there is agirl who hides her face,
a picture of carelessness and happiness in replace.
she laughs and jokes,and tries her best,
puts on abrave face,leaves out all the rest...

please her fanily and her friends,
carefull not to speak,not to offend.
pretends to live a life of harmony and peace,
but a soul dark and twisted a tearful beast.

when twilgiht comes she cries alone,
abandons and locks away the sickly clone.
her hidious 心 all torn and sad,
releases her feelings dangerous and bad.

with only god she can confide,
his glorious power nothing can hide.
when the sun rises in the east,
again she wakes up,pretending,in...
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1. If 你 are right handed, 你 will tend to chew your 食物 on your right side. If 你 are left handed, 你 will tend to chew your 食物 on your left side.

2. If 你 stop getting thirsty, 你 need to drink 更多 water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep 你 from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz 格言 is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best 或者 nothing”.


6. The 泰坦尼克号 was the first ship to use the SOS signal....
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Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your 日期 begins talking about themselves.
Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.
When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat 更多 from their plate than s/he does.
Drool.
Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper shakers, silverware, floral arrangements . . . i.e. anything on the 表 that isn't bolted down.
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
At dinner, guard your plate with fork and 牛扒, 牛排 knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone,...
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posted by misscrazel
User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?

Cleverbot: The Game is Life?

User: You're hopless.

Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Lucy.

User: May the force be with you!

Cleverbot: And with you.

User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your wife.

User: Are 你 a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are 你 female.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are 你 male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are 你 a boy?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.


Cleverbot: Do 你 like harry potter?

User: Never read it.

Cleverbot: Never read what?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: 你 just...
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-Get to know a 老友记 bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
-Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
-Call other people "Champ" 或者 "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
-Drum on every available surface.
-Sing the 蝙蝠侠 theme incessantly.
-Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
-Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
-Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
-Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
-Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
-Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. -Claim...
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