This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that 你 have done!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair 由 leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while 你 were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while 你 were talking
6. Had people tell 你 that 你 are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell 你 that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush 由 your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that 说 pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that 说 push
11. Have actually believed someone when they 说 that they knew how to make a 爱情 potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the 果汁 from a mini 番茄 squirt out and hit somebody else when 你 bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because 你 were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good 老友记 由 the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because 你 were playing 足球 或者 kickball with flip flops on 或者 你 were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while 你 were talking on it
26. It has taken 你 longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. 说 o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, 或者 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told 你 that there was gum on the ground, 你 stepped in it
32. Put on a white 衬衫 even though 你 already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because 你 thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though 你 knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones 你 had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, 或者 put the 牛奶 in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings 或者 shoes 由 accident
41. Put your 衬衫 on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because 你 put it on even though 你 knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when 你 got there forgot what is was that 你 were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it 由 accident when your drink was right 下一个 to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the 淋浴 with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have 给 an odd answer to a 问题 because 你 didn't hear the 问题 in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone 你 were the wrong age because 你 seriously forgot how old 你 were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that 你 didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told 你 to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke 或者 movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide 或者 vice versa
62. 说 funner, then had someone make fun of 你 for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because 你 thought that there wasn't one 或者 because 你 had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did 更多 work than 你 had to on an assignment because 你 didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that 你 were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that 你 would remember where it was, then forgot where 你 put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that 你 had 说 and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, 你 pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap 你 in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before 你 replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that 你 hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then 你 were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought 你 were drunk when 你 weren't
79. Have been so hyper 你 actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that 你 could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who 你 were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because 你 thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, 你 used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As 你 were writing, 你 moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what 你 were talking about 或者 what happened in the story
96. When 你 saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, 你 told the owners to beware of the 狗 not realizing they owned the dogs
97. 你 have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in 床, 床上 你 look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair 由 leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while 你 were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while 你 were talking
6. Had people tell 你 that 你 are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell 你 that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush 由 your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that 说 pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that 说 push
11. Have actually believed someone when they 说 that they knew how to make a 爱情 potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the 果汁 from a mini 番茄 squirt out and hit somebody else when 你 bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because 你 were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good 老友记 由 the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because 你 were playing 足球 或者 kickball with flip flops on 或者 你 were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while 你 were talking on it
26. It has taken 你 longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. 说 o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, 或者 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told 你 that there was gum on the ground, 你 stepped in it
32. Put on a white 衬衫 even though 你 already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because 你 thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though 你 knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones 你 had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, 或者 put the 牛奶 in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings 或者 shoes 由 accident
41. Put your 衬衫 on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because 你 put it on even though 你 knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when 你 got there forgot what is was that 你 were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it 由 accident when your drink was right 下一个 to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the 淋浴 with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have 给 an odd answer to a 问题 because 你 didn't hear the 问题 in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone 你 were the wrong age because 你 seriously forgot how old 你 were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that 你 didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told 你 to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke 或者 movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide 或者 vice versa
62. 说 funner, then had someone make fun of 你 for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because 你 thought that there wasn't one 或者 because 你 had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did 更多 work than 你 had to on an assignment because 你 didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that 你 were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that 你 would remember where it was, then forgot where 你 put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that 你 had 说 and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, 你 pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap 你 in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before 你 replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that 你 hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then 你 were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought 你 were drunk when 你 weren't
79. Have been so hyper 你 actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that 你 could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who 你 were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because 你 thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, 你 used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As 你 were writing, 你 moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what 你 were talking about 或者 what happened in the story
96. When 你 saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, 你 told the owners to beware of the 狗 not realizing they owned the dogs
97. 你 have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in 床, 床上 你 look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
