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This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that 你 have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair 由 leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while 你 were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while 你 were talking

6. Had people tell 你 that 你 are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell 你 that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush 由 your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that 说 pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that 说 push

11. Have actually believed someone when they 说 that they knew how to make a 爱情 potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the 果汁 from a mini 番茄 squirt out and hit somebody else when 你 bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because 你 were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good 老友记 由 the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because 你 were playing 足球 或者 kickball with flip flops on 或者 你 were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while 你 were talking on it

26. It has taken 你 longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. 说 o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, 或者 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told 你 that there was gum on the ground, 你 stepped in it

32. Put on a white 衬衫 even though 你 already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because 你 thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though 你 knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones 你 had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, 或者 put the 牛奶 in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings 或者 shoes 由 accident

41. Put your 衬衫 on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because 你 put it on even though 你 knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when 你 got there forgot what is was that 你 were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it 由 accident when your drink was right 下一个 to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the 淋浴 with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have 给 an odd answer to a 问题 because 你 didn't hear the 问题 in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone 你 were the wrong age because 你 seriously forgot how old 你 were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that 你 didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told 你 to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke 或者 movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide 或者 vice versa

62. 说 funner, then had someone make fun of 你 for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because 你 thought that there wasn't one 或者 because 你 had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did 更多 work than 你 had to on an assignment because 你 didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that 你 were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that 你 would remember where it was, then forgot where 你 put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that 你 had 说 and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, 你 pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap 你 in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before 你 replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that 你 hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then 你 were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought 你 were drunk when 你 weren't

79. Have been so hyper 你 actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that 你 could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who 你 were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because 你 thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, 你 used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As 你 were writing, 你 moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what 你 were talking about 或者 what happened in the story

96. When 你 saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, 你 told the owners to beware of the 狗 not realizing they owned the dogs

97. 你 have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in 床, 床上 你 look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
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你 don't have to worry about 2012.


Here's a couple of reasons why:

1) The planets are not scheduled to align in 2012. In fact, there will be no major planetary alignments in the 下一个 few decades. Even if there were, planetary alignment would have a negligible effect on Earth.

2) There are no planets 或者 asteroids that are set to crash into Earth. Astronomers are watching out for that sort of thing, and they haven't seen any.

3) The Mayan calendar will end in 2012. Rather than signifying the end of the world, what instead will happen is that the calendar will reset.

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This young boy kept from sight
crying into the middle of the night
he fears that others will sense the shame
but was this boy really too blame?
this little boy who was full of belief
could not from him seem to find relief
he feels so dirty with his clothes which are tore
when he is being flung on the bedroom floor
this broken child 迷失 his innocence at a very young age
through a trusted mans deliberate drunken rage
his little broken 心 was full of pain
through the rest of his life it would stain
people would see the bruises that lay upon his face
he wanted and longed for his special place
while...
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posted by ssook78
me: omg where are my keys *looks at sister* ......
*cuts her open and gets her guts out and finds my keys* there it is
mom: O_O
dad: o_o
brother: mommy!
me: uhhh hi?
sister: moves arms
me: heh heh *shoots my family*

































LALALA!















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heh heh *rocks* i 爱情 你 teddy
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! he he lalalalalalala
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look over there
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cat: meow!
me:huh no mr.whiskers its me ssook
my friend: AHHH!!!
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Just when we thought 脸谱 couldn’t impact our lives anymore, it found another way.

An Israeli couple has named their baby Like, after the Like button on Facebook. We’ve heard some unique names in our time, but this one is a bit silly. The couple claims they thought the name sounded “modern and innovative.”

脸谱 did not pay the couple, obviously, but this incident shows how large a role social media play in our lives. 下一个 thing 你 know, parents will start naming their children, Facebook. Wait, that actually happened earlier this year! A man in Egypt named his daughter 脸谱 to express “his joy at the achievements made 由 the January 25 youth.”

Now we turn to our community. What do 你 think of these names? What’s the most unusual name you’ve ever heard of?

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Isn't it amazing how song lyrics can describe exactly how 你 feel? 你 can listen to a song, and each word aches through your body like a personal message to you. Reminds 你 that someone understand your confusion, your hurt, your situation.


Isn't it brilliant when unintentionally 你 smile the biggest smile you've ever smiled. That smile that 你 thought 你 would never smile again.


Isn't it ridiculous how a friend can go from being a great friend, to a worst enemy overnight? 你 have one argument and "BAM"! 你 hate eachother, you've 迷失 someone that used to make 你 smile, and now instead...
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posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

2. If 你 push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If 你 pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless 你 keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.

3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.

4. It's always better to be down here wishing 你 were up there than up there wishing 你 were down here.

5. The ONLY time 你 have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

6. The propeller is just a big 粉丝 in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, 你 can actually watch...
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I was like tottaly walking in my backyard yesterday and saw a squirl.Is that normal??? i always thaught 你 should see squirls in space.
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My 老友记 say that i'm delirous(or however 你 spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer 文章 so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
The 更多 你 squrimed the harder he bit 你 and all of a sudden 你 felt a shock of pain that began to grow to your heart"STOP!"you screamed but he just held onto 你 tighter as your body began to shake violently.Breathing started to became 更多 and 更多 frantic.You heard the door slam open and some1 yell "vince take your filthy hands off her"it sounded like felix? then he was dragged off of you.His face changed from felix to vince 'wtf'you thought 你 were still shaking violently...
~Felix's Pov
I looked over at _ and saw her shaking violently and her getting very pale.I ran over to her and...
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