随意 Article: Best pickup lines ever! XD

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posted by neonstars

Are 你 a scientist Cause I'd Like to do 你 on a 表 , Periodically(:

If 你 where a 三角形, 三角 You'd be acute one.

Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.

There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3

嘿 baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for 你 and I can't get up (:

玫瑰 are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?

你 remind me of my 下一个 boyfriend.

Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!

If 你 were a snack pack id eat 你 without a spoon.

你 smell like a flower. Can I plant 你 in my garden?

Do 你 believe in 爱情 at first sight, 或者 should I walk 由 again?

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seffro Baby I'll treat you like I treat my homework... Slam you on the table and do you all night long x3

neonstars (: Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

neonstars XD

KatieK102 Lol I like the last one xD

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A Poem Entirely Composed of Song Lyrics

posted by deathding

(Songs and commentary will be listed after the poem. Enjoy!)

1-Welcome to your life,
2-Burning red and honestly.
3-How pure the darkness,
4-If 你 ignore the terminology.

5-Your toxic stare,
6-Up against the wall.
7-Now that you're gone forever,
8-You're just a know it all.

9-I used to roll the dice,
10-Like as not it's better so.
11-This is my curse,
12-I've many 更多 miles to go.

13-I don't want to live another moment,
14-But can 你 see that I'm in real danger.
15-My legs are dangling off the edge,
16-Her eyes were eyes of a stranger.

17-So much for your promises,
18-The poison 花 comes uncurled.
19-Now...

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My favourite 语录由 Nostaglia Critic (Doug Walker)

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#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did 你 say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see 你 as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing 你 to do something 你 don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I 说你 had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are 你 honestly telling...