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posted by neonstars

Are 你 a scientist Cause I'd Like to do 你 on a 表 , Periodically(:

If 你 where a 三角形, 三角 You'd be acute one.

Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.

There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3

嘿 baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for 你 and I can't get up (:

玫瑰 are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?

你 remind me of my 下一个 boyfriend.

Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!

If 你 were a snack pack id eat 你 without a spoon.

你 smell like a flower. Can I plant 你 in my garden?

Do 你 believe in 爱情 at first sight, 或者 should I walk 由 again?

deathding, I-Luv-L and 2 others like this

seffro Baby I'll treat you like I treat my homework... Slam you on the table and do you all night long x3

neonstars (: Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

neonstars XD

KatieK102 Lol I like the last one xD

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Brotherly Love-Prologue

posted by moolah

Brotherly Love
By: moolah
Prologue

Growing up with 4 brothers can be hectic. Even though Jesse, my twin brother was born 2 hours before me, he made sure I knew that I was the youngest. My oldest brother, Aaron was protective over me, as well as my 2nd oldest brother Martin was.
I’m Emberlynn. Just the youngest child of Bernice and Amanda List. Our family lived in the good neighborhood. We always had food, and money. When I was in middle school my 老友记 would always come over to spy on my twin brother, Jesse. They thought he was cute. We shared...

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SCIENCE SKILLS!!!

posted by fencingrocks

In my school, we have this dumb period called skills. It is last period, and we switch teachers every day. What we do in skills totally depends on the teacher we have.

Anyways, I was in science skills. My teacher was making us plot the track of Hurricane Katrina. He is oddly obsessed with hurricanes and no one knows why.

He put me at a science 表 in the back of the room, with this girl named Abigail.

Abigail and I had talked before, but we weren’t really that close.

I gathered my hurricane plotting materials, and placed them down on the black science table.

Once class started, Abigail and I...

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posted by 7things

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Wallace & Gromit: The 柩车, 灵魂, 灵车 of the Square Babbitt

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Imagine 龙 - Whatever It Takes (Lyrics / Lyric Video)

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The Weeknd - 爱情 Through Her (lyrics)

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Funiculi Funicula - Red Army Choir

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What happened to Mr.Puff (meme)

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First 火影忍者 Opening Theme *English Version* *Lyrics*

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IT 2017 review... (Spoilers)

posted by Canada24

So yeah.. I finally saw this movie. Obviously I'm pretty late to the party. This movie had already passed it's time of being talked about., But I never saw it in theatres. I make a habbit of avoiding horrors in theatres.. Knowing every 5 分钟 the speakers would blast aggressively in my ears and give me a 心 attack.

It wasn't until today that I PVR'd it the night before (in HD of coarse) and I finally got to watch it.. In it's entireity..

I was so afriad that all the hype of this movie. My brother, Windwaker430, and most of the internet would mean when I finally see it. It won't be too...