随意 Article: Best pickup lines ever! XD

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Are 你 a scientist Cause I'd Like to do 你 on a 表 , Periodically(:

If 你 where a 三角形, 三角 You'd be acute one.

Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.

There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3

嘿 baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for 你 and I can't get up (:

玫瑰 are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?

你 remind me of my 下一个 boyfriend.

Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!

If 你 were a snack pack id eat 你 without a spoon.

你 smell like a flower. Can I plant 你 in my garden?

Do 你 believe in 爱情 at first sight, 或者 should I walk 由 again?

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seffro Baby I'll treat you like I treat my homework... Slam you on the table and do you all night long x3

neonstars (: Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

neonstars XD

KatieK102 Lol I like the last one xD

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Chuck Norris Jokes

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01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If 你 can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If 你 can't see Chuck Norris 你 may be only 秒 away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...

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IF 你 really 爱情 your BF/GF

posted by scarlet009

1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other.

4. Walk in the rain.

5. Hold hands

6. Buy gifts for each other.

7. Roses.

8. Find out their 最喜爱的 cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.

9. Go for a long walk down the 海滩 at midnight.

10. Write 诗歌 for each other.

11. Hugs are the universal medicine.

12. Say only when 你 mean it and make sure they know 你 mean it.

13. Give 随意 gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

14. Tell her that she's the only girl 你 ever want. Don't lie!

15. Spend every 秒 possible together.

16. Look into each other's eyes....

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最佳, 返回页首 10 Greatest Superheroes (Joke List)

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There's so many great superheroes out there and it's time to talk about the greatest out of all them. These 超能英雄 stand for what is right and 显示 the bad guys who is boss.

10. the entire PAW Patrol gang

There was a PAW Patrol superhero special, so they totally count as official superheroes. Forget about the Justice League and the Avengers. Clearly, this is the best superhero team. Together, they'll bark away Mayor Humdinger, one of the scariest villains of all time.

9. Detective 皮卡丘

Some might try to say that Detective 皮卡丘 isn't a superhero. However, Batman's a detective and is considered...