• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink 你 have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes 由 boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If 你 accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a 香蕉 peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the link with link
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum 你 don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of 面包 in a container with your homemade 饼干 and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every 日 before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, 你 won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and 你 won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things 你 don’t want to forget the 下一个 morning on 最佳, 返回页首 of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers 或者 coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving 面包 products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your 面包 from going spongy.
• When 你 移动 into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on 脸谱 (privately if preferred) so 你 can use the reference 日期 as proof 你 didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online 删除 your 饼干 prior, prices go up when 你 visit a site multiple times.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink 你 have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes 由 boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If 你 accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a 香蕉 peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the link with link
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum 你 don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of 面包 in a container with your homemade 饼干 and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every 日 before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, 你 won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and 你 won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things 你 don’t want to forget the 下一个 morning on 最佳, 返回页首 of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers 或者 coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving 面包 products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your 面包 from going spongy.
• When 你 移动 into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on 脸谱 (privately if preferred) so 你 can use the reference 日期 as proof 你 didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online 删除 your 饼干 prior, prices go up when 你 visit a site multiple times.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A 星, 星级 Wars 粉丝 Fiction
Starring Louis Bodine as John Smith
Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer
Emma Watson as Mary in
Where Eagles Dare
An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick.
Also starring Keith Wickham as Colonel Turner and Simon Greenall as Admiral Roland
And Rob Rackstraw as Colonel Kramer
The Landing Craft continued to fly as it was getting towards some mountains.
Tom Kane as General Rosemeyer
Jesse Neighbour...
