• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink 你 have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes 由 boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If 你 accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a 香蕉 peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the link with link
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum 你 don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of 面包 in a container with your homemade 饼干 and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every 日 before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, 你 won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and 你 won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things 你 don’t want to forget the 下一个 morning on 最佳, 返回页首 of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers 或者 coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving 面包 products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your 面包 from going spongy.
• When 你 移动 into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on 脸谱 (privately if preferred) so 你 can use the reference 日期 as proof 你 didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online 删除 your 饼干 prior, prices go up when 你 visit a site multiple times.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink 你 have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes 由 boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If 你 accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a 香蕉 peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the link with link
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum 你 don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of 面包 in a container with your homemade 饼干 and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every 日 before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, 你 won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and 你 won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things 你 don’t want to forget the 下一个 morning on 最佳, 返回页首 of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers 或者 coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving 面包 products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your 面包 from going spongy.
• When 你 移动 into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on 脸谱 (privately if preferred) so 你 can use the reference 日期 as proof 你 didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online 删除 your 饼干 prior, prices go up when 你 visit a site multiple times.
Hello this is my 2nd 列表 of pointless superpowers enjoy....
1.making a dog f*ck your leg
2.flying only 1 inch off the ground,but not on watter
3.teleporting your self 20 feet underground
4.makeing a quick sand under you
5.pukeing tables
6.pooing everything u ate right after u ate it
7.seeing trough glass
8.losing ure sence of taste when your eating something yummy
9.turning your self into a hobo when 你 are near someone u like
10.abillity to kill a dead body
thank 你 for reading.....i did not think of some of these,now bye n hope u get some of these powers
p.s. Can u 粉丝 this if u like it pls??!!?!
1.making a dog f*ck your leg
2.flying only 1 inch off the ground,but not on watter
3.teleporting your self 20 feet underground
4.makeing a quick sand under you
5.pukeing tables
6.pooing everything u ate right after u ate it
7.seeing trough glass
8.losing ure sence of taste when your eating something yummy
9.turning your self into a hobo when 你 are near someone u like
10.abillity to kill a dead body
thank 你 for reading.....i did not think of some of these,now bye n hope u get some of these powers
p.s. Can u 粉丝 this if u like it pls??!!?!
