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posted by Jekyde
Pretend 你 are two people.

The first, (we'll call them "J") is a good person. They are intelligent, popular, and is a respected member of the community. J can almost always tell right from wrong and deeply cares about others. A role model for young children, and for some adults as well, they are at the top. Truthful and social, they shall always be loved.


The second, (let's call them "H") is the exact opposite. They are not the brightest, infamous, and deeply feared 由 all who sees them. H will do whatever they think is right from a single glance and often jumps to conclusions. Twisted and cruel, H commits murder at least once a week, even over the tiniest little things. Yet they never get found 由 the law.


Now let's say 你 are "J". Every night 你 retire to your 台, 办公桌 and do little experiments. But the 秒 the sun sinks under the horizon, 你 turn into "H" and commit mass murder. When the sun rises again, 你 know 你 have caused a stir in your town. The guilt builds inside you, getting worse and worse.

Sounds terrible, right? But the person I have just described is the one who happens to be 写作 down these words at this very moment.

Me.


Before 你 ask anything, I'm afraid this letter is coming to an end. The sky is beginning to darken...

Henry Jekyll
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posted by Wendy99
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give 更多 than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving 更多 than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants 你 to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help 你 answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K l M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
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You’re now chatting with a 随意 stranger. Say hi!

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You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when 你 say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. 你 look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and 你 never get tired of being with us.

4. I 爱情 你 and only you.-Well, 你 guys get the picture.

5. I will be with 你 forever.

6. 你 have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. 你 shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for 你 to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when 你 want to get kicked out of the DMV. 由 Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy 下一个 to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over 由 a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people 下一个 to 你 look at 你 funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down 下一个 to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your 最喜爱的 显示 the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big 显示 number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
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