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posted by Jekyde
Pretend 你 are two people.

The first, (we'll call them "J") is a good person. They are intelligent, popular, and is a respected member of the community. J can almost always tell right from wrong and deeply cares about others. A role model for young children, and for some adults as well, they are at the top. Truthful and social, they shall always be loved.


The second, (let's call them "H") is the exact opposite. They are not the brightest, infamous, and deeply feared 由 all who sees them. H will do whatever they think is right from a single glance and often jumps to conclusions. Twisted and cruel, H commits murder at least once a week, even over the tiniest little things. Yet they never get found 由 the law.


Now let's say 你 are "J". Every night 你 retire to your 台, 办公桌 and do little experiments. But the 秒 the sun sinks under the horizon, 你 turn into "H" and commit mass murder. When the sun rises again, 你 know 你 have caused a stir in your town. The guilt builds inside you, getting worse and worse.

Sounds terrible, right? But the person I have just described is the one who happens to be 写作 down these words at this very moment.

Me.


Before 你 ask anything, I'm afraid this letter is coming to an end. The sky is beginning to darken...

Henry Jekyll
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Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für 巢穴, den, 书房 Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen


Die Fliege...
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posted by karpach_14
Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone 你 love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard 或者 hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as 你 open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 分钟 或者 so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring 或者 your nails on the blackboard 下一个 time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. 下一个 音乐会 你 go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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