嘿 everyone, I just joined.
I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the 作者 of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope 你 like it.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and 迷失 data.
Guess which has occurred.
Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell 你 where 或者 why.
Lazy programmers.
ABORTED effort:
Close all that 你 have.
你 ask way too much.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
This site has been moved.
We'd tell 你 where, but then
We'd have to 删除 you.
Wind catches lily
Scattering petals to the wind:
Segmentation fault
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
File not found.
There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
No Keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
你 step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the 作者 of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope 你 like it.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and 迷失 data.
Guess which has occurred.
Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell 你 where 或者 why.
Lazy programmers.
ABORTED effort:
Close all that 你 have.
你 ask way too much.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
This site has been moved.
We'd tell 你 where, but then
We'd have to 删除 you.
Wind catches lily
Scattering petals to the wind:
Segmentation fault
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
File not found.
There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
No Keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
你 step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude 评论 to yourself. I hope 你 like it and please tell me what 你 think.
1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper 或者 self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are 苦 but the 水果 is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which 你 can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are 苦 but the 水果 is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which 你 can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming 或者 seem polite. 或者 he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, 或者 worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear 更多 of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? 或者 simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a 分钟 then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no 老友记 或者 anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one 日 he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they 说 goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The 下一个 日 Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset 或者 lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one 日 he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they 说 goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The 下一个 日 Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset 或者 lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End