嘿 everyone, I just joined.
I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the 作者 of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope 你 like it.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and 迷失 data.
Guess which has occurred.
Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell 你 where 或者 why.
Lazy programmers.
ABORTED effort:
Close all that 你 have.
你 ask way too much.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
This site has been moved.
We'd tell 你 where, but then
We'd have to 删除 you.
Wind catches lily
Scattering petals to the wind:
Segmentation fault
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
File not found.
There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
No Keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
你 step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the 作者 of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope 你 like it.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and 迷失 data.
Guess which has occurred.
Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell 你 where 或者 why.
Lazy programmers.
ABORTED effort:
Close all that 你 have.
你 ask way too much.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
This site has been moved.
We'd tell 你 where, but then
We'd have to 删除 you.
Wind catches lily
Scattering petals to the wind:
Segmentation fault
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
File not found.
There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
No Keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
你 step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For 由 him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones 或者 powers 或者 rulers 或者 authorities;
all things were created 由 him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17
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