嘿 everyone, I just joined.
I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the 作者 of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope 你 like it.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and 迷失 data.
Guess which has occurred.
Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell 你 where 或者 why.
Lazy programmers.
ABORTED effort:
Close all that 你 have.
你 ask way too much.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
This site has been moved.
We'd tell 你 where, but then
We'd have to 删除 you.
Wind catches lily
Scattering petals to the wind:
Segmentation fault
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
File not found.
There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
No Keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
你 step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the 作者 of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope 你 like it.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and 迷失 data.
Guess which has occurred.
Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell 你 where 或者 why.
Lazy programmers.
ABORTED effort:
Close all that 你 have.
你 ask way too much.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
This site has been moved.
We'd tell 你 where, but then
We'd have to 删除 you.
Wind catches lily
Scattering petals to the wind:
Segmentation fault
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
File not found.
There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
No Keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
你 step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
Not a 粉丝 but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.
4. Sophia Bush
She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.
3. Kaya Scodelario
Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!
2. Katie Cassidy
This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.
1. Megan Fox
Not a 粉丝 but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!
Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys 或者 something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball 或者 swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball 或者 swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy 你 get on the middle of the floor.
2.Fill a 袜子 with pennies, and then demand all of the 食物 using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a 随意 person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos 或者 baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as 你 can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little 羊肉, 羔羊 at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's 食物 when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about 随意 things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
2.Fill a 袜子 with pennies, and then demand all of the 食物 using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a 随意 person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos 或者 baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as 你 can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little 羊肉, 羔羊 at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's 食物 when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about 随意 things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
u wudnt know if there was 面包 on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is 面包 on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the 面包 is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and 或者 eat the 面包 that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the 面包 off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the 面包 that is on yer head so u can on living without 面包 on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the 面包 that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating 面包 it is so if i tell u that there is 面包 on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of 面包 on yer head
I HOPE 你 ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
你 can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
你 can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
--------------------------------------------------
dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!