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posted by nevenkastar
 Made by: ICEhanica (this is how the main character looks like =D)
Made by: ICEhanica (this is how the main character looks like =D)
1st of all....this is my 1st story so I know It's bad and please please don't be rude to me. I'm just at the beginning of learning how to write good. So hope 你 like the story.
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I have a normal life, if we could call it that way.
Well, 你 see I'm a Vampire. Now, now, I'm not a killer. I don't kill people, I'm Vegeterian. I almost never drink blood, but I'm not weak. When I need to drink blood I drink animal blood. I 爱情 动物 so It's very hard to look at they're cute face and kill them. =( I live in the UK, to be 更多 precisely in London. In a small, dark street. The name doesn't matter. Maybe 你 want to know how I look like. First of all I wanna say I'm not an Emo, Punk 或者 Goth! I'm a normal girl, who's a Vampire. I have long curly brown-blond hair and red eyes of course (MEMO for the reader, some 吸血鬼 have red eyes and some yellow, so think about the color as 你 want. :P), but I hide them with blue contacts. I live with my small blond sister Emma who is a little annoying, my mom who is a normal "killer" Vampire and my dad who is...just like any other mean dad. Maybe 你 are asking yourself how can I stay in the sun but not get burned. Well, every Vampire family has it's own protection sing. Our familys sing is the cat. So I have a bracelet on my right hand. It's a cute, little, red bracelet with a Cat charm on it. I can't take it off.
I have a pet. Not a pet that dies after 5 years. It's not a normal pet, like a dog 或者 a bird, even thought it can fly. I have a dragon. Sounds wierd, but she is really cute. Her name is "Striped Diamont", but I call her Dia. She can be very small and very big. With the help of my bracelet I can turn her into a little pocket charm.
Ok now to change the subject. We have all turned into 吸血鬼 in the same time. In the 年 1690. So we still look like the time we turned. Thank Goodness that I was turned when at the time when I was a teenager so I still look like 16 and I will for a long time.
I 爱情 to get on the roof of our huge house. Did I say it was Huge? It is! And watch the night and the sky. Sadly there weren't any 吸血鬼 in our town beside us, better 说 we are the only 吸血鬼 in the whole Country. Every country has is own Vampire family. We are all from Romania. But In 1700 every 吸血鬼 had to leave the country and go into a diffrent one. So why am I telling 你 that? Well, 2 weeks 以前 I got a mail from a High School in USA...

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Hope 你 like it...please comment...if 你 want that I post more...bye bye
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posted by BellaCullen96
Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake 爱情 notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near 你 falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the 最佳, 返回页首 of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
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1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS 或者 If 你 find a 衬衫 store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the 食物 court and go to a fast 食物 place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a 表 唱歌 elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as 你 can "I 爱情 THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT 日 AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until 你 see an old lady/guy...
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(WARNING: There is tons of cussing in this 文章 to emphasize my hatred for this song a bit more. If that bothers you, please leave now.)

Train, 你 did it. 你 FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.

Except maybe Ryan.

Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get...
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posted by Bluekait
There are certain rules of survival in horror movies. The movie Scream had some rules, but they weren’t very useful. Our rules are much better and teach 你 exactly how to survive a horror movie.

Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to 移动 house.

If your friend gets bitten 由 a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better 安全 than sorry.

Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there....
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[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
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[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
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[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 #86
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
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1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the 花 girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure 你 disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call 你 repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure 你 set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill 浓情巧克力 fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid 移动 由 getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.