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posted by nevenkastar
 Made by: ICEhanica (this is how the main character looks like =D)
Made by: ICEhanica (this is how the main character looks like =D)
1st of all....this is my 1st story so I know It's bad and please please don't be rude to me. I'm just at the beginning of learning how to write good. So hope 你 like the story.
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I have a normal life, if we could call it that way.
Well, 你 see I'm a Vampire. Now, now, I'm not a killer. I don't kill people, I'm Vegeterian. I almost never drink blood, but I'm not weak. When I need to drink blood I drink animal blood. I 爱情 动物 so It's very hard to look at they're cute face and kill them. =( I live in the UK, to be 更多 precisely in London. In a small, dark street. The name doesn't matter. Maybe 你 want to know how I look like. First of all I wanna say I'm not an Emo, Punk 或者 Goth! I'm a normal girl, who's a Vampire. I have long curly brown-blond hair and red eyes of course (MEMO for the reader, some 吸血鬼 have red eyes and some yellow, so think about the color as 你 want. :P), but I hide them with blue contacts. I live with my small blond sister Emma who is a little annoying, my mom who is a normal "killer" Vampire and my dad who is...just like any other mean dad. Maybe 你 are asking yourself how can I stay in the sun but not get burned. Well, every Vampire family has it's own protection sing. Our familys sing is the cat. So I have a bracelet on my right hand. It's a cute, little, red bracelet with a Cat charm on it. I can't take it off.
I have a pet. Not a pet that dies after 5 years. It's not a normal pet, like a dog 或者 a bird, even thought it can fly. I have a dragon. Sounds wierd, but she is really cute. Her name is "Striped Diamont", but I call her Dia. She can be very small and very big. With the help of my bracelet I can turn her into a little pocket charm.
Ok now to change the subject. We have all turned into 吸血鬼 in the same time. In the 年 1690. So we still look like the time we turned. Thank Goodness that I was turned when at the time when I was a teenager so I still look like 16 and I will for a long time.
I 爱情 to get on the roof of our huge house. Did I say it was Huge? It is! And watch the night and the sky. Sadly there weren't any 吸血鬼 in our town beside us, better 说 we are the only 吸血鬼 in the whole Country. Every country has is own Vampire family. We are all from Romania. But In 1700 every 吸血鬼 had to leave the country and go into a diffrent one. So why am I telling 你 that? Well, 2 weeks 以前 I got a mail from a High School in USA...

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Hope 你 like it...please comment...if 你 want that I post more...bye bye
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits 下一个 Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have 你 tried 展示 him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like 你 - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - 鱼 Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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posted by jeniffer2200
 i'm a tumor
i'm a tumor
Family guy quotes:

*Black Jesus!* "I rode this town on ass!,Yo mama's ass!" *Black Jesus*

"Meth is a hell of a drug."

"I'm a tumor,I'm a tumor...I'm a tumor!,I'm a tumor,I'am a tumor...I'am tumor! oh oh! I'M A TUMOR!"

"Pick up my poop!"

"I have the power! He-Man!"

"Giggity!"

"Luis! Luis,Luis,Luis,Luis,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mama,Mama,Mama,Mama,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mummy,Mummy,Mama!,Mama! WHAT!? HI! eheheheheh"

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Spongebob Quotes:

"Oh Please! I have no soul"

"Fenland!"

"I defy 你 心 man!!"

"I don't think Wumbo is a real word...Come'on!...
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posted by kinga10111
A person can not fold a normal size piece of paper in half 更多 than 8 times.



There are just over 300 million cell phones used daily in the United States alone.



A shrimps 心 is in it’s head.



Kissing is actually healthier than shaking someones hand.




Natural pearls will melt in vinegar.



An 橄榄 树 can live up to 1500 years.



Cleopatra married two of her brothers.



Ants can’t shut their eyes.




On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building looks like an American flag.



Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, while women shirts have the buttons on the left.



Chewing...
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posted by kinga10111
50 随意 问题 people ask

1. Are we there yet?
2. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
3. Which way to the emergency exit?
4. Does this make me look fat?
5. Can God make a bathtub so big He can't bathe in it?
6. Parlez-vous Français?
7. Why hasn't my check arrived yet?
8. How many fingers am I holding up?
9. Where do bad folks go when they die?
10. Why do we park on driveways and drive on freeways?
11. Who shot Mr. Burns?
12. What time is it?
13. Can I go to the bathroom?
14. May I go to the bathroom?
15. Does this hurt?
16. Will 你 marry me?
17. Whose fault is that?
18. I...
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posted by smileypop9
Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...


A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The 日 came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing 你 know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...
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1.His cell phone number (picture this 你 are on a 日期 with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to 吻乐队(Kiss) and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and 你 turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...
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I bet I know what some of 你 are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat 或者 what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two 分钟 when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my ipod的, ipod 或者 laptop for a week if I left it open again. 或者 when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the 下一个 table.
Turn around every thirty-seven 秒 to the people at the 下一个 表 and ask them if your 座位 is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever 你 see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their 表 and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time 你 take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the 表 itself; and make sure to make...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...
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