1st of all....this is my 1st story so I know It's bad and please please don't be rude to me. I'm just at the beginning of learning how to write good. So hope 你 like the story.
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I have a normal life, if we could call it that way.
Well, 你 see I'm a Vampire. Now, now, I'm not a killer. I don't kill people, I'm Vegeterian. I almost never drink blood, but I'm not weak. When I need to drink blood I drink animal blood. I 爱情 动物 so It's very hard to look at they're cute face and kill them. =( I live in the UK, to be 更多 precisely in London. In a small, dark street. The name doesn't matter. Maybe 你 want to know how I look like. First of all I wanna say I'm not an Emo, Punk 或者 Goth! I'm a normal girl, who's a Vampire. I have long curly brown-blond hair and red eyes of course (MEMO for the reader, some 吸血鬼 have red eyes and some yellow, so think about the color as 你 want. :P), but I hide them with blue contacts. I live with my small blond sister Emma who is a little annoying, my mom who is a normal "killer" Vampire and my dad who is...just like any other mean dad. Maybe 你 are asking yourself how can I stay in the sun but not get burned. Well, every Vampire family has it's own protection sing. Our familys sing is the cat. So I have a bracelet on my right hand. It's a cute, little, red bracelet with a Cat charm on it. I can't take it off.
I have a pet. Not a pet that dies after 5 years. It's not a normal pet, like a dog 或者 a bird, even thought it can fly. I have a dragon. Sounds wierd, but she is really cute. Her name is "Striped Diamont", but I call her Dia. She can be very small and very big. With the help of my bracelet I can turn her into a little pocket charm.
Ok now to change the subject. We have all turned into 吸血鬼 in the same time. In the 年 1690. So we still look like the time we turned. Thank Goodness that I was turned when at the time when I was a teenager so I still look like 16 and I will for a long time.
I 爱情 to get on the roof of our huge house. Did I say it was Huge? It is! And watch the night and the sky. Sadly there weren't any 吸血鬼 in our town beside us, better 说 we are the only 吸血鬼 in the whole Country. Every country has is own Vampire family. We are all from Romania. But In 1700 every 吸血鬼 had to leave the country and go into a diffrent one. So why am I telling 你 that? Well, 2 weeks 以前 I got a mail from a High School in USA...
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Hope 你 like it...please comment...if 你 want that I post more...bye bye
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I have a normal life, if we could call it that way.
Well, 你 see I'm a Vampire. Now, now, I'm not a killer. I don't kill people, I'm Vegeterian. I almost never drink blood, but I'm not weak. When I need to drink blood I drink animal blood. I 爱情 动物 so It's very hard to look at they're cute face and kill them. =( I live in the UK, to be 更多 precisely in London. In a small, dark street. The name doesn't matter. Maybe 你 want to know how I look like. First of all I wanna say I'm not an Emo, Punk 或者 Goth! I'm a normal girl, who's a Vampire. I have long curly brown-blond hair and red eyes of course (MEMO for the reader, some 吸血鬼 have red eyes and some yellow, so think about the color as 你 want. :P), but I hide them with blue contacts. I live with my small blond sister Emma who is a little annoying, my mom who is a normal "killer" Vampire and my dad who is...just like any other mean dad. Maybe 你 are asking yourself how can I stay in the sun but not get burned. Well, every Vampire family has it's own protection sing. Our familys sing is the cat. So I have a bracelet on my right hand. It's a cute, little, red bracelet with a Cat charm on it. I can't take it off.
I have a pet. Not a pet that dies after 5 years. It's not a normal pet, like a dog 或者 a bird, even thought it can fly. I have a dragon. Sounds wierd, but she is really cute. Her name is "Striped Diamont", but I call her Dia. She can be very small and very big. With the help of my bracelet I can turn her into a little pocket charm.
Ok now to change the subject. We have all turned into 吸血鬼 in the same time. In the 年 1690. So we still look like the time we turned. Thank Goodness that I was turned when at the time when I was a teenager so I still look like 16 and I will for a long time.
I 爱情 to get on the roof of our huge house. Did I say it was Huge? It is! And watch the night and the sky. Sadly there weren't any 吸血鬼 in our town beside us, better 说 we are the only 吸血鬼 in the whole Country. Every country has is own Vampire family. We are all from Romania. But In 1700 every 吸血鬼 had to leave the country and go into a diffrent one. So why am I telling 你 that? Well, 2 weeks 以前 I got a mail from a High School in USA...
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Hope 你 like it...please comment...if 你 want that I post more...bye bye
1.SpongeBob SqaurePants
2.The Legend of Korra
3.Aaahh!!!Real Monsters
4.The Ren and Stimpy Show
5.(Impractical)Jokers
6.Resturant:Impossible
7.Family Guy
8.Pranked!
9.Tanked
10.Max and Ruby(Just to make fun of it)
11.Adventure Time
12.Regular Show
13.MAD
14.Scrubs
15.Everybody Hates Chris
16.That 70s' Show
17.All That
18.Kenan and Kel
19.My Cat From Hell
20.Dogs101
21.Ellen
22.Law and Order
23.Judge Judy
24.Judge Mathis
25.Judge Ross
26.The Wonder Years
27.My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic
28.Rocko's Modern Life
29.Phineis and Ferb
30.Hey,Arnold!
NOTE:Listed in no particular order.
2.The Legend of Korra
3.Aaahh!!!Real Monsters
4.The Ren and Stimpy Show
5.(Impractical)Jokers
6.Resturant:Impossible
7.Family Guy
8.Pranked!
9.Tanked
10.Max and Ruby(Just to make fun of it)
11.Adventure Time
12.Regular Show
13.MAD
14.Scrubs
15.Everybody Hates Chris
16.That 70s' Show
17.All That
18.Kenan and Kel
19.My Cat From Hell
20.Dogs101
21.Ellen
22.Law and Order
23.Judge Judy
24.Judge Mathis
25.Judge Ross
26.The Wonder Years
27.My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic
28.Rocko's Modern Life
29.Phineis and Ferb
30.Hey,Arnold!
NOTE:Listed in no particular order.
2.if u r on your peroid 或者 nawt!!
3.Who 你 talk 2 on the phone
4.THat 你 are super jelous 或者 other girls (or boys)
5.That 你 hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up 你 will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That 你 have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart 你 are at fixing things.
GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
1. Cause it felt like it.
2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????
3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup
4. it wanted some chiken soup.
5. it needed 2 get to the other side
6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r 粉丝 of him u no)
7. on the other side of the road was a KFC
8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road
9. he had reasons 2
10. he was lost
11. he wanted to make this joke
12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.
P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????
3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup
4. it wanted some chiken soup.
5. it needed 2 get to the other side
6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r 粉丝 of him u no)
7. on the other side of the road was a KFC
8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road
9. he had reasons 2
10. he was lost
11. he wanted to make this joke
12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.
P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the 最佳, 返回页首 of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long 日 of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill 说 to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task 由 concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped 唱歌 and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in 更多 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut 草 makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be 更多 下一个 week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in 更多 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut 草 makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be 更多 下一个 week.