Preferably shouted.
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO 你 WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
你 CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY 你 HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY 日 (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
婊子, 子 WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT 屁股 CUZ 你 CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
--
Happy Holidays~
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO 你 WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
你 CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY 你 HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY 日 (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
婊子, 子 WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT 屁股 CUZ 你 CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
--
Happy Holidays~
1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My 浓情巧克力
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too 酸, 酸奶
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My 葡萄 stepped on a 表 lamp because it was too unorganized!
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My 浓情巧克力
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too 酸, 酸奶
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My 葡萄 stepped on a 表 lamp because it was too unorganized!
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: To get to the 秒 hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: To get hit 由 my car.
Q: Why did the woman 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: To get to the 秒 hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: To get hit 由 my car.
Q: Why did the woman 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
