随意 Article: The New 圣诞节 Classic (lyrics)

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posted by Lolly4me2

Preferably shouted.

"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO 你 WEIGH

HA-HA-HA-HA

你 CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY 你 HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

OH!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY 日 (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

婊子, 子 WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT 屁股 CUZ 你 CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."

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Happy Holidays~

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Lolly4me2 ^You're welcome. I made it into an article because of you, anyway xD

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This Is The FREAKIEST DREAM EVER!!!

posted by AngelVicki427

Ok, here is the dream I had a couple of nights ago.
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I was in this picnic area, I don't really remember. So, there was this red headed lady and my grandma sitting at a picnic table, laughing. I came over. They were all hi hi and stuff. Then, this guy in a panda 熊 costume ran over. It wasn't a cute panda. He had a huge nose. No mouth and beady little eyes. FREAKY!
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RED HAIRED LADY: Did u ever want 2 hug a panda bear?
ME: Well, um, that's random
LADY: Your grandma told me that u like animals, so hug...

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True story

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Take a big smile on your face

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chloe

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Irving The Socially Awkward Bee

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更多 randomness.

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LIES!!!!!

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Between the Lines

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Spiders Pay Rent.

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哈哈 xD

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Epic Fails

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RaNdOm

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火, 消防 breathing raping unicorn

posted by invadercalliope

Story made by: Invader Calliope.
Now take your seats.
One 日 in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: 你 B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI 火, 消防 breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! 火, 消防 BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
伦敦 tipton: *raped*
THE END!