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Preferably shouted.

"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO 你 WEIGH

HA-HA-HA-HA

你 CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY 你 HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

OH!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY 日 (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

婊子, 子 WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT 屁股 CUZ 你 CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."

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Happy Holidays~
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Once I was 阅读 online... It 说 that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a 比萨, 比萨饼 商店 like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the 比萨, 比萨饼 when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my 比萨, 比萨饼 and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"