What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The 下一个 time 你 and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a 民意调查 to see which of 你 successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with 你 - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever 你 have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If 你 were really looking for an honest answer, 你 wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The 下一个 time 你 make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused 由 rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do 你 and your 老友记 keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if 你 look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' 最喜爱的 outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If 你 must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then 你 never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know 你 can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises 或者 promotions were gained 由 arm wrestling the boss.
If 你 don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The 下一个 time 你 and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a 民意调查 to see which of 你 successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with 你 - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever 你 have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If 你 were really looking for an honest answer, 你 wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The 下一个 time 你 make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused 由 rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do 你 and your 老友记 keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if 你 look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' 最喜爱的 outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If 你 must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then 你 never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know 你 can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises 或者 promotions were gained 由 arm wrestling the boss.
If 你 don't read this, someone else wil
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big 潮流粉丝俱乐部 family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes 你 mad 或者 doesnt agree with your point of view 你 just 报道 them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes 你 mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont 报道 thm. Because we are a big family and we dont 报道 或者 block family we care and 显示 爱情 for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to 报道 someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
爱情 all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big 潮流粉丝俱乐部 family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes 你 mad 或者 doesnt agree with your point of view 你 just 报道 them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes 你 mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont 报道 thm. Because we are a big family and we dont 报道 或者 block family we care and 显示 爱情 for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to 报道 someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
爱情 all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do 你 want?" "I'm calling to 报道 my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank 你 very much for the call, sir." The 下一个 day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your 阅读 my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even 阅读 this.
4. 你 didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did 你 notice I skipped number three.
7. 你 don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that 你 silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then 你 realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But 你 remember that a fact is something that can be proven right 或者 wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. 你 wish 你 never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch 你 with the missing number this time. 或者 did I?
14. 你 wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind 阅读 powers amaze you.
16. 你 totally forgot I was only supposed to tell 你 ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even 阅读 this.
4. 你 didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did 你 notice I skipped number three.
7. 你 don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that 你 silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then 你 realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But 你 remember that a fact is something that can be proven right 或者 wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. 你 wish 你 never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch 你 with the missing number this time. 或者 did I?
14. 你 wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind 阅读 powers amaze you.
16. 你 totally forgot I was only supposed to tell 你 ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 唱歌 in a row, then 你 sneeze and 你 fall down. Did 你 ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - 你 used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how 你 knew 你 had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - 你 know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 唱歌 in a row, then 你 sneeze and 你 fall down. Did 你 ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - 你 used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how 你 knew 你 had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - 你 know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.