What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The 下一个 time 你 and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a 民意调查 to see which of 你 successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with 你 - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever 你 have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If 你 were really looking for an honest answer, 你 wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The 下一个 time 你 make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused 由 rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do 你 and your 老友记 keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if 你 look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' 最喜爱的 outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If 你 must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then 你 never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know 你 can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises 或者 promotions were gained 由 arm wrestling the boss.
If 你 don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The 下一个 time 你 and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a 民意调查 to see which of 你 successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with 你 - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever 你 have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If 你 were really looking for an honest answer, 你 wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The 下一个 time 你 make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused 由 rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do 你 and your 老友记 keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if 你 look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' 最喜爱的 outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If 你 must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then 你 never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know 你 can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises 或者 promotions were gained 由 arm wrestling the boss.
If 你 don't read this, someone else wil
Not a 粉丝 but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.
4. Sophia Bush
She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.
3. Kaya Scodelario
Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!
2. Katie Cassidy
This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.
1. Megan Fox
Not a 粉丝 but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!
Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys 或者 something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball 或者 swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball 或者 swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy 你 get on the middle of the floor.
2.Fill a 袜子 with pennies, and then demand all of the 食物 using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a 随意 person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos 或者 baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as 你 can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little 羊肉, 羔羊 at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's 食物 when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about 随意 things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
2.Fill a 袜子 with pennies, and then demand all of the 食物 using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a 随意 person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos 或者 baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as 你 can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little 羊肉, 羔羊 at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's 食物 when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about 随意 things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.