What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The 下一个 time 你 and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a 民意调查 to see which of 你 successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with 你 - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever 你 have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If 你 were really looking for an honest answer, 你 wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The 下一个 time 你 make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused 由 rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do 你 and your 老友记 keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if 你 look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' 最喜爱的 outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If 你 must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then 你 never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know 你 can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises 或者 promotions were gained 由 arm wrestling the boss.
If 你 don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The 下一个 time 你 and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a 民意调查 to see which of 你 successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with 你 - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever 你 have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If 你 were really looking for an honest answer, 你 wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The 下一个 time 你 make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused 由 rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do 你 and your 老友记 keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if 你 look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' 最喜爱的 outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If 你 must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then 你 never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know 你 can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises 或者 promotions were gained 由 arm wrestling the boss.
If 你 don't read this, someone else wil
Hello there! My name is Jared, and I was a huge 粉丝 of this old blog named Ask Dr. Robotnik, but it was cancelled due to his life having too much work.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
你 type in the 评论 section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all 你 have to do is type into the 评论 section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ 评论 I'll make a new 文章 answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
你 type in the 评论 section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all 你 have to do is type into the 评论 section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ 评论 I'll make a new 文章 answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.
Comment now!
