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5 Things 你 can do to annoy your dog 或者 cat

posted by teamalice_0

1. Get one of those receipts and rub it on your cat until the receipt sticks, and watch them try to get it off. (Works with all cats, and most dogs. And sme receipts are better than others.)

2. Get a cup of water, when your dog 或者 cat turns away, dip your finger in the water and have one drop of water hit them, but make sure they aren't looking at you.When they took at 你 look away until they look awy then repeat.

3. Get another cat 或者 dog to bug the other!
(Only if 你 want two animals!)

4. When your dog 或者 cat is looking away, clap once and loud. But make sure they aren't looking at you, and 你 are facing away.

5.( works better with cats.)
Get a piece of string. tie it so it makes a 'O' big enough so 你 can put it on your cat's tail and make him spin trying to get it off.

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twilight 粉丝 enough is enough

posted by jedigal1990

okay i know alot of people are going to get mad at me for this but to bad like 你 twilight 粉丝 keep saying anything goes on this spot so here it is.
I am so sick and tired of hearing about twilight on spots that don't relate to twilight i mean there is a million spots dedicated to twilight so why not post there i mean i realize this spot is for anything but i searched twilight on this spot and 6 freaking pages came up this is not a twilight spot and believe it 或者 not some people don't like twilight and we shouldn't have to always come across 问题 and 视频 and fanpicks and pictures...

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Gender Roles

posted by Heroine999

I honestly think this whole gender role shit is stupid but here is how gender roles work to people:

Women:

1.)Women cook,clean and take care of children.
2.)Women are to be protected & weak.
3.)Women are to be property and look up to there boyfriend 或者 husband as they would God.
4.)Women are not to do jobs/careers like these:fightfighting,police,marine,army,etc,etc.
5.)Women are to be feminine not masculine.
6.)Women should be model,fashion designers,artsist,etc.

Men:

1.)Are to be masters of there wifes/girlfriends.
2.)Men are to protect women.
3.)Men are to pay finaces.
4.)Men are to be masculine...

Requirements for the essay. 写作 algorithm.

posted by MaryHarris03

Requirements for the essay. 写作 algorithm.

1. the essay should be perceived as a whole, the idea should be clear and understandable.
2. the essay should not contain anything superfluous, should include. Only the information that is necessary to reveal your link
3. Each paragraph of the essay should contain only one main idea.
4. the essay should 显示 that its 作者 knows and meaningfully
uses theoretical concepts, terms, generalizations, worldview ideas.
5. the essay should contain convincing argumentation of the stated position on the problem.

-Memo when 写作 an essay.
-Before starting to...

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Things 你 learn from horror 电影院

posted by haliethefangirl

Things I’ve learned from watching horror movies

• I learned that if the house 你 are living in tells 你 to “GO AWAY,” do it. Now.
• If you’re a virgin, stay that way.
• If a killer with a 刀 is chasing 你 around the house, do NOT go upstairs. Go out the front door, 你 idiot!
• For God’s sake, turn on the lights.
• Never 分裂, 拆分 up.
• Never stoop over to see if the killer is dead. He’s not.
• Never get naked in front of a window.
• Avoid the following geographical locations: Amityville, Elm Street, Crystal Lake, Transylvania, many islands, lover’s lanes, most secluded...

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Fun Things To Say in a Public Restroom

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. Stick your palm open under the stall 墙 and ask your
neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 秒 and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large...

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"learn to fly"

posted by Dreamtime

when 你 feel the dream is over...

feel the world is on your shoulders

and 你迷失 the strength to carry on....~

even though the walls may crumble

and 你 find 你 always stumble through
remember never to surrender to the dark

Cuz if 你 turn another page
you will see that’s not the way
the story has to end
~
and if 你 need to find a way back
feel you’re on the wrong track
give it time, you’ll learn to fly

tomorrow is a new day
and 你 will find your own way :)

you’ll be stronger with each 日 that 你 cry
then you’ll learn to fly ~~

in your head, so many questions?...
the truth is your possession...

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Train Joke

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.

The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: “What would 你 do if 你 realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?”

Tom says: “I would switch one train to another track.”

“What if the lever broke?” asks the inspector.

“Then I’d run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there”, 答案 Tom.

“What if that had been struck 由 lightning?” challenges the inspector.

“Then,” Tom continued, “I’d run back up here...

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Useful

posted by Usui--takumi

Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
1.Stick your palm open under the stall 墙 and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 秒 and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew....

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True Story!

posted by invadercalliope

At james madison
TODAY at the girls locker room my friend
Tamarra (shes a smal ugly miggit XD) and her bf
(who is pretty cute and tall) Who went into the girls lockr room and i keept repeating
"Get Out Get Out" tamara 说 "no he can stay" and then he kissed her and left.
so then i keept repeating A 吻乐队（Kiss） :3 A KISS
Tamarra: it was just a kiss
me: :3 A KISS
tamarra: SHUT UP
me: A 吻乐队（Kiss） :3
Tamarra: SHUT THE F*** UP
me: A KISS
me: nyuu......

Well the 描述 of this story is i was so adorable that 日 X3

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WHAT TO DO IF YOUR BOYFRIEND BREAKS UP WITH YOU?

posted by ShiningsTar542

As many of 你 girls out there know who have gone through this, all 你 want to do after a break-up is cry...

你 want to cry because 你 are hurt and because he broke your heart, but take my 建议 and crying will soon be a thing of the past:

1-After a break-up go shopping and hang with your 老友记 every day. Do NOT stay 首页 alone 或者你 will feel depressed.

2-You MUST stay active. Do exercise (which will make 你 feel better on another level), do art, read, make things, and help out around the house. 你 could even clean!

3-Spoil yourself. Have your 最喜爱的 dessert, 或者 go to a movie 或者 a 音乐会 with all your friends.

Remember, do not look at old 照片 of the two of 你或者 stay 首页 listening to 爱情 songs. 你 have to 移动 on. Put the pictures in a box and don't look at them for a loooooooong time.

建议 sent in 由 Wambie Shiningstar542 (14)

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Weight Loss Program

posted by Bluekait

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The 下一个 day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 年 old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If 你 can catch me, 你 can have me."

Without a 秒 thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the 下一个 four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs...

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Go after your dreams and don't give up (inspiring quote i wrote)

posted by koolkat-1104

i wanna tell 你 something and 你 better listen good here.If there's something 你 really enjoy and 你 have a huge dream that your really passionate about then go after it.Don't be afraid to follow your 心 because your 心 will lead 你 to the right direction.Don't let anyone discourage 你 and idc who the heck they are.You are always going to meet 2 people in your life.One person will discourage 你 and tell 你 that 你 are never gonna make it and the other person will encourage 你 to follow 你 dreams and will believe in you.They will want 你 to follow your dreams.So listen to that...

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Facts About Red Heads

posted by E-Scope90

I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.

Approximately 1-2% of humans, 或者 about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into 吸血鬼 after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red 或者 blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” 或者 during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair...

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随意 jokes....(actually they r PJs)

posted by pollydbookworm

This 鸭 walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do 你 have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the 鸭 leaves.

The 下一个 day, the 鸭 returns and asks, "Do 你 have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the 鸭 leaves.

The 日 after that, the 鸭 walks in the store again and asks "Do 你 have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told 你 no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if 你 come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...

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WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM 你 KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:

posted by milorox18

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 问题 aloud, 辩论 your 答案 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that 你 can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this 问题 on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...

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How To Annoy People At A Funeral (not that 你 would want to XD)

posted by slytherin360

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make 爱情 with 你
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until 你 find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit 你 first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of 你 shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give 你 a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...

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51 Fun Things to Do at Church

posted by thatguywashot

1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."

2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".

3.Put stray 狗 in 涂层, 外套 closets.

4.Un-tune the piano.

5.Replace the pianist's sheet 音乐 with "Stairway to Heaven".

6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.

7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person 下一个 to it: "Is this 座位 SAVED?"

8.Toss around a giant 海滩 ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.

9.Ten 分钟 before it starts, find...

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Just to let 你 know.

posted by Trainofdoom

Hello everybody this is a short rant about grammar. I have been seeing a LOT of these mistakes. normally I wouldn't care about such petty errors but en masse they really drive me insane.

They're=THEY ARE;They're going to the park.
Their= Group Possessive;It's their money
There=location/thing; Is there anything we can do?

Your=Possessive; Your cat is white.
You're=YOU ARE. 你 are late to class.

Sorry I went elementary school teacher/Grammar Nazi on your collective illiterate asses but I just felt the need to reinstate some level of intelligence back to this club.

That is all.

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10 最喜爱的 YouTuber's

posted by yamishadow2001

10. Number 10 is HMK he makes 视频 about Legend of Zelda,Kingdom hearts,Super smash bros., etc., but yeah HMK comes in at number 10.
9. Thundershot69 don't laugh about his channel name, but makes 视频 about Dragon Ball Z and he plays video games he's awesome so yeah.
8. Thefinebros. They make 视频 where people react to watching something and all kinds of cool stuff.
7. Pewwwwwdiiiiiieepie! But wait 你 might say this," ehhhhhhhh pewdiepie suuuucks lolalalalalal uuuuuuuuhhhhhh." Well this is My Opinion anyway he makes lets play videos, animation, aaaaannnnnd Fridays with Pewdiepie.
6. Jared...